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Just call me clumsy!
Posted by
PonyHooves
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10 May 2012
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It's been a while since I made my last blog post. So, I thought I'd make one we can all laugh about. I laugh at my self all of the time because being accident prone means I have some funny accidents! I want you to be able to laugh at them to.
- Running in the house in my socks = slipping and falling on my butt.
- Walking into walls - Number of times = 27
- Walking into doors - Number of times = 10
- Walking into poles/lamp posts = 32
- I've tripped over my own shoe laces and landed on my knees on a concrete floor.
- Fallen down the stairs once
- Fallen up the stairs eight times
- Fallen into a bog and got stuck three times
- Banged my head on a table five times.
- Stabbed myself with a shavings fork once (very sharp).
- Fallen on a bus once
- Tripped over the dog four times
- fallen over the door step seven times
- Banged my knee on the chair thirteen times
- Number of times gone to A&E = None!
I'm accident prone... But I'm not that bad. I can laugh at my self because I know that's just me. How about laughing at your self once in a while. It's much better than regretting the mistakes you've made.
- Running in the house in my socks = slipping and falling on my butt.
- Walking into walls - Number of times = 27
- Walking into doors - Number of times = 10
- Walking into poles/lamp posts = 32
- I've tripped over my own shoe laces and landed on my knees on a concrete floor.
- Fallen down the stairs once
- Fallen up the stairs eight times
- Fallen into a bog and got stuck three times
- Banged my head on a table five times.
- Stabbed myself with a shavings fork once (very sharp).
- Fallen on a bus once
- Tripped over the dog four times
- fallen over the door step seven times
- Banged my knee on the chair thirteen times
- Number of times gone to A&E = None!
I'm accident prone... But I'm not that bad. I can laugh at my self because I know that's just me. How about laughing at your self once in a while. It's much better than regretting the mistakes you've made.
Also, perhaps you should implement a stable gravity field in you home.
My stupidest accident had to have been walking in on my little brother as he was swinging a long piece of wooden traintrack around his head (don't ask me why he was) and it hit me directly in the face giving me a sizeable black eye and fractured bone. Derp.