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I'll post either dastardly culinary abominations, or tell a nice story! I'm full of both!

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Cookbook #9 - NYDMC (Not Your Dad's Mac and Cheese)

Well hello there! You're here either because you love me, awful food, both, or you hate me, awful food or both. Regardless of the reason, you're here now, and that makes you an accomplice whether you like it or not! Our bond is unbreakable, because this dish will astound and terrify! It's not safe to go alone!   I present to you, NYDMC (Nidmac, if you prefer!) I came up with this while experimenting with Mac and Cheese. Just the same old junk is too generic. Too predicta

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Cookbook #8 - Cinnamon Butterscotch Pie

Yes! A special entry in the book! This time it's not a recipe I have to recite from memory and tell about my past experience! This time, I have pictures! Also, this pie is made entirely from scratch. Another pure creation (the other being my Adult Disfigured Samurai Shrimp). This was a labor of love, as this pie is very sentimental. A very special thanks to Quicklime for this determined suggestion! Today we'll make a Cinnamon Butterscotch pie! Or Butts Pie in layman's terms. Just like mom used t

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Cookbook #7 - Shepherd's Chilidog Pizza

Are you ready Canterlot? Are you ready to be enlightened? This is the shepherd that will lead your flock to true delicious. It will protect you and watch over you as you graze on cheese, crust, and hotdogs. It will fight off the wolves of healthy diets and tofu. This is the pizza That will love you back. UNCONDITIONALLY. It's been far too long since I've given you all something to seize over. This little idea actually came to me in a skype conversation with our own Robikku Pegasus (Thaaaank yooo

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Imagination's Bedtime Story Time Issue #4

Storytime #4 - Martial Fartist So here's a story about one of Magi's low points. I don't have many, and they don't matter much because I'm perfect. You guys have heard some awesome moments of mine, so I think it's only fair I share an embarrassing one, and this comes to mind pretty clear. In my younger years my brother and I were aspiring martial artists. For some reason, we decided that American Kempo was the way to go. We went from studio to studio, because membership fees and such be expensiv

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Cookbook #6 I LIVE (Cannibal Pizza)

I'm back. You're going to die. I guarantee it. If you attempt this, you must print and sign this waiver: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cannibal Pizza Damages Waiver With the signing of this totally legal waiver I hereby exonerate the instructing party (Imagination of Canterlot.com and the account's actual owner) from all liability and fault for any damages to person, family, friends or property, including but not limited t

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Cookbook #5 - Chip Chirp

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning, Canterlot! I missed our story time on Wedneaday and for that I should be punished. With a stick. Anywho, I have yet another super duper special recipe for you! Now I know some if you are going 'these aren't legit recipes because you don't give us measurements or times or anything like that! Just what's in it! Ur dum!' You may be right! However for my recipes, I usually guesstimate. I don't keep track of how long stuff cooks, and I

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Cookbook #4 -The Yut Yut

Hello again, Canterlot! Grab your forks and alert your surgeons, because its time for another Nega Baked Bad masterpiece! Continuing my theme from last week, I will be focusing on MREs one last time before retuning to real food! This one is affectionately called the 'Yut Yut', the word Yut being. Common Marine Corps term for Yes. Or just a general term of motivation! Try it, and you'll swear you had the urge to shave with a ka-bar and make fun of the Army! Anyway, this recipe is probably the onl

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Imagination's Bedtime Story Time Issue #3

Good evening boys and girls! It's that time again for another lovely story! Magi style! Tuck yourselves in and smile big, because this is quite the tale! Now, my friend (Whom I shall refer to from now on as Billy) and I liked to have some good old fashioned hikes! At night! Like, really really late! There are many adventures that stemmed from our hikes! Like exploring long pipes underground, or wearing shorts and t shirts in the middle of February at the top of a mountain, and still feeling ple

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Imagination

Cookbook #3 - The Commandant's Special

Ten Hut, Canterlot! It's me, Magi, coming to you live via cell phone! Since Im away for training for the next several days, I figure now would be a good time to show off my well sought-out talent in the military: I am a Master MRE chef! I know, it was expected, but Im just so good at food. First, a lingo lesson! For you civilian-types, MRE stands for Meal Ready to Eat, which typically consists of immitation meat, a bread or cookie, some kind of snack, and accessories like gum, tissues, and coffe

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Imagination Bedtime Story Time #2/ Memorial story

Good evening all! It's me! Imagination! Come on now, ladies, I'm in the middle of something. Now today we have a special story. Maybe for kindof a sad reason, so brace yourselves. This is going to be a memorial story, because we had to put my dog down today. Though I'm the sort of person that doesn't dwell on a death and rather celebrate a life. So I thought tonight would be a good night to share one of my funnier experiences with my best-friend-almost-brother Bruschi. I'll miss you, Poopie. So

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Cookbook 2 - Adult Disfigured Samurai Shrimp

Hello Canterlot, it's me again. The one and only Magi. Ladies, please. Now, before we begin, I'm going to go right ahead and let you know that the following meal is 100% natural. "But Magi! Surely something organic and natural cant be THAT bad for me!" Normally I would just smack myself and wonder what I was thinking. But this is not the case. My face shall remain unsmacked, and your heart may not rest easy. Behold, the Adult Disfigured Samurai Shrimp! Antiheroes in a caripise! Crustatian Energy

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Imagination Bedtime Story Time Issue #1

Hello all! I'm Imagination, also known as Magi, among other not-so-polite things! I tell the BEST bedtime stories! Hands down! And today, I will share one with you, regaling of my fantastic adventures of life and other stuff! Story #1: I Do Solemnly Pledge! Once upon a time, ol' Magi had found himself at college! Now, this wasn't just any college, fillies and colts! It was a college full of fun activities, silly outfits, fun food, and no such thing as an indoor voice! I'm of course speaking of m

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Imagination

Cookbook 1 - Y.M.B.T. Burger

Good day, all! SO My first entry, and it's certainly gonna be a goodin. Ended up skipping the story. Good things are worth waiting for! Magi will tuck you all in safe and sound next Wednesday, but for now, I'm here to destroy your cardiac system. THE Y.M.B.T. BURGER (otherwise known as the 'Y'all Must Be Trippin' Burger. Explanation to follow!) SO. I went to Wendy's with a couple friends of mine. At, like, midnight. We all had the brilliant idea of 'hey, lets order 100 chicken nuggets and hope t

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Imagination

Your first and only warning!

Good day! Yes, I've made yet another blog! But this one isn't for sharing random thoughts or notes or whatever. No, I'm more organized than that. Bi-product of being just too handsome, you see. I'm going to dazzle you with foods so obnoxiously unhealthy that you'll swear I must weigh 400 pounds (180, thanks for asking!) and be watering at the mouth all the while! See, I am the lone holder of the Nega Baked Bad. That makes me a very powerful force here on Canterlot. I will share that power with Y

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