The following is a real life conversation between Deep Bass, and his friend, and musical collaborator, Trik Beatz.

Time: 3:14 A.M.

Location: Johnny's Diner

Waitress offers Bass a refill on coffee, to which he humbly refuses.

Beatz: "You aren't a real sailor."

Bass: "Shut up."

TB: "Don't you know the Navy runs on coffee?"

DB: "Well, I know that everything basically runs on steam."

TB: "Even the nuclear reactors are ran on coffee."

DB: "Correction. Nuclear reactors are run by Twilight Sparkle."

TB: "And what runs Twilight Sparkle?"

DB: "The magic of friendship."

TB: "And what runs the magic Of friendship?"

DB: "Princes Celestia. Duh."

TB: "And what runs Princess Celestia?"

DB: (thinks momentarily, and remembers the first chapter of the fanfic "A Slice of Life.") "Touché. Touché indeed."