Daries of a Minecraft Noob 1: It Begins...
Ah, Minecraft. At a glance you simply look like a suckish game nopony would want to play. But after only a few minutes of playtime I realized you're more than that. I realize you're really nightmare fuel for little kids that so happen to cross your path or blocky terror.
I recently obtained a copy of Minecraft for the PC thanks to the enticing nature of Bellosh101 and immediately I started it up. After some technical difficulties, I finally was plopped into the game.
(I apologize for not having screenshots of my earliest moments in Hel...I mean Minecraft.)
Soon after I began to gather materials from trees and of course I began to get dark. Now even if you don't play or even like Minecraft you have to know what happens after it gets dark, the freaks come out...and not the good kind. I planned to barricade myself in a hole until morning, but that didn't happen as I heard a growl and guess who's behind me? No, not Slenderman, but the creeper! Joy! After going nom nom on y face and knocking out a few of my hearts I began to leg it to some random location. I came across a cave, and good thing I got all that wood, because I barricaded myself inside that cave.
Of course, Bellosh being the bearer of bad news tells me that won't keep the creeps out. So I begin to dig that hole where I would cower in fear until morning. Of course, in Minecraft nothing is as it seems! Thinking the cave was closed from the other side completely was a mistake as zombie comes rushing at me from behind.
Barely noticing him, I actually manage to escape him without losing any life and I leg it farther into the cave for all its worth >.>
Somehow, off screen apparently, I picked up an axe and a few other goodies to help me on my death quest.
I eventually come across this deep chasm with water (WTF?) flowing through it, Not wanting to go back and say hello to my personal flesh eater, I decide to take the plunge.
At the bottom of the tunnel...thing...I see this... Yep! Good ol' magma! Because Minecraft hates noobs, and especially me by the looks of it!
Thinking I could make a fast escape, I go deeper into the tunnel only to realize how bucked I was. Magma in front and the face muncher at the top. Great!
I finally resigned to my fate and went back to the zombie and climbed back up the tunnel I dropped down into. (again sorry for no screen caps) Eventually I died, and that's where we'll end this Minecraft story time.
Next time, I'll be taking on the Nether!
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