Good day!

Yes, I've made yet another blog! But this one isn't for sharing random thoughts or notes or whatever. No, I'm more organized than that. Bi-product of being just too handsome, you see.

I'm going to dazzle you with foods so obnoxiously unhealthy that you'll swear I must weigh 400 pounds (180, thanks for asking!) and be watering at the mouth all the while! See, I am the lone holder of the Nega Baked Bad. That makes me a very powerful force here on Canterlot. I will share that power with YOU, the average or not-so-average reader.

Every Saturday I will post a new experiment here in this blog. I will describe what was in it, what I did with it, and go into excruciating detail about how delicious it was.

NEXT

I love telling stories, and interesting things happen to me quite often. So that I don't end up bursting at the seams with this very no-doubt interesting, need-to-know knowledge of mine, I'll tell you all a nice story every Wednesday. It could be a story from my past, present, or completely made up! Maybe not the last one, but that goes without noting, I'm sure. My credibility is absolute!

So, this has been your warning, Canterlot. The power of the Nega Baked Bad sits before you!

Or at least it will every Wednesday and Saturday.