hatakraa

Simple. Tie them to a chair and walk randomly around the room. Every so often, slap them as hard as you can upside their head. Then make some coffee and toss it into their face and pour the rest onto their clothes. Then just to screw with them, when they are about to fall asleep, lean in close to their ear and start screaming like a banshee while shaking the chair violently. Also have two water bottles. One boiling, one freezing. Every so often spray them with one, and then with the other. Finally, tie the chair to a car and drive incredibly slowly over a dirt road. Scraping them badly.

hey, put down the cupcakes. we don't need another cupcake war.

Clockwork Orange. This is by FAR my absolute favorite movie. It starts off with a terrible punk who rapes, beats and destroys everything around him. He get's locked up for murder, and to get out of it early, he agrees to experiments which takes away his free will, which makes it so every time he has a violent impulse, he gets so sick he can barely stand. They then throw him back into the world, where he becomes a outlet for the people who he wronged's rage. Simply brilliant.

Hello there, nice to meet you! Here have a cake!

I am deafly afraid of needles to the point where I couldn't even give blood due to it.I need to see the needle to be able to deal with it. But not seeing it *shudders*. I also am afraid of heights to the point where after twenty feet I freak out. It's to the point where I tried to get off a roller coaster while it was going. Those things scare the hell out of me. Also deafly afraid of any flying bugs. Especially bees. I have gotten stung in the eyes multiple times by those little *bleep*ers!!! Yes I am a guy. Yes I am 20 years old; but I will still admit to being scared.

I have never been the type to be embarassed. The point being I will go to any extreme for a joke. Case and point, I did this to my hair just to see the looks I would get from my family. Needless to say, I made my brother wet himself with laughter.

Hey there! *gives you coffee and cupcakes* Welcome to the herd my fellow brony. be sure to glomp EoL Pinkie. It's a local custom.

Hi everypony, hatakraa here. I am writing a book and I am just starting it up. Still working with the plot but I got a rough first chapter near to completion(it's not done yet) but I thought I would post it up here and get some opinions on it. It's going to be called Bittersweet Violin. So if anyone would be nice enough to give opinions and constructive criticism, I would be more than grateful.

Hi there! It's very nice to meet you! And on a side note I cheated on skyrim tonight with assassin's creed revelations. Don't tell her okay? She is a very jealous game. Oh hi skyrim, I didn't see you there............Crap

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Thanks for telling me! I'll be sure to check out these things!

Thanks Armony! What flavor of cookie would you like?

Wow I really found a great place to meet people, everyone is so nice here. *gives everypony a hug* >_> I see someone avoiding the hug......GLOMP HIM!!!

I love how hyper you are. You are going to be fun to hang with! On a side note I'm trying out the chat room at top right of the home page, pretty sweet. And may I say that your hyper pinky pie sig is awesome.

I would love a cupcake Aerie. And I'm sure that we will get along fine stars. *hands everyone cookies and milk*