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you wish the pony board was your worst turn-off. I went to unblock you on steam and your profile is just embarrassing. first is the 10-idol stranger's dream achievement from bastion. that's not the hardest type of achievement OR the hardest who knows where section, so like only a loser would show that off. you also have the easy win mode from dungeons of dreadmor. a big achievement but like is that the best you can do? "I got a third of the way through a game!" that's so so lame, y'know? after that you have golden god. that's the kinda thing that can turn this showcase around. But then you have an isaac: rebirth achievement. this, along with bastion and DoD, make it look like you don't even have enough good achievements to fill the slots. that's just like c'mon man, you have good stuff, stop making yourself look like such a loser. and then you have the hundred happiness civ achievement which is just not impressive at all. also you leave questionable comments on your friends profiles and are in an offensively named group and your featured badge is a level one and your last 3 played games have 2 fallout games and the new Doom, so yeah no that's probably your main issue with attracting decent humans tbh.

"So...you don't know what's pizza. How misfortune of you Fēngbào having yet to encounter the most flexible of all foods. This will be corrected today." noblepony assured the nonplussed longma. "By extras I mean, what kind of things you have the greatest preference of when it comes to meal. Flowers, herbs, vegetables, fruits, maybe fungi? Any combination of those? You will find that there are few things that couldn't be served on pizza. I will say more, Aquilians, our western neighbors tend to eat it with meat or seafood." The any further talks about the meal were quickly postponed after Xieye upon arrival of the others pony. While Squall could too feel the unusual aura coming from the other pony, that was not reason to resort to weaponry.....yet. "Wow there, kind of on a hair trigger you are." Squall mused. Swordstallion waited for a moment before speaking again after ryuma sheathed his blades. "Calmed yourself? Good. Mr Fēngbào I am a...hmm...well you can say warrior myself, and as such I can understand this reaction. And seeing like elder looks unharmed I will overlook this display. But now I am also a host, and good host's duty is to make all of his guests feel safe, among other things. As such in case your temper happens to get better of you without good reason, and you resort to using arms unjustified I will be forced to ask you to disarm yourself. I hope all of this is clear Mr Fēngbào. After all host, aside of duties has also privilege of dictating the conditions allowing the attendance under his roof." With this said it was once again a turn to focus on the gray unicorn. The little amount of his mannerism already told Swift with who was he dealing with. Either he was senile, or was bonkers to begin with. But having a few screws loose is not reason enough to turn away vagrant. "I....well I can't say I would choose the same headgear as you, old one." Squall said diplomatically. Noblepony couldn't help but to raise his eyebrow as the gray pony revealed both his name and profession. "A private eye? You indeed could've fooled me Mr Strife. But you sure look like someone who saw a lot through his years. I hope you are not against sharing a few of those stories, sitting next to fireplace and over a cup of coffee arabica." Suddenly, noblepony has realized that for all of those words that were shared, he still didn't invited those two inside. "But enough talk at the doorstep, come in." he said while turning in the spot. During his twirl both Xieye and Strife could caught a glimpse of Swift's cutie mark. A sword, surrounded by emerald tempest. Which ironically would give the Squallcoast Manor owner something similar with both of them. The enormous foyer fused with grand stairway that both of the visitors stepped into looked like something almost be located in Canterlot Castle, if not for the fact quite darker. It wasn't surprising really, the old houses tended to be dark, almost like if reflecting their long history and this Manor was no exception. But while the room would appear completely symmetrical at first glance, it was clear that the pony who lived here did much to make it not so. Wherever the gaze of either the longma or unicorn would land, there was some kind of memento or souvenir there. Replica of Grand Palomino Buffalo totem standing in the corner, spear and aspis coming straight from the Hippostion hanging on the wall, the sculpture the could only be work of an Aquelian artist or skeleton of raptor ready for the attack, Neighpon painting. All of those and many more, coming from all over the world.. And topping them all was full-szied Polyneighsian canoe, hanging from the ceiling. There was little to doubt that most of the mansion was decorated in the very same way. "Welcome to my house. I hope you will feel yourself cozy here. If you don't mind I will shoe both of you your rooms first. Oh and don't mind Bubble. Despite his state he is full-fledged resident of this place." At those words - as if he was summoned - a pony ghost popped out halfway out of the ceiling. Bubble gave both of the newcomers an upside-down smile and hoofwave before dispreading to probably do some ghostly things.

I'm 10 and I don't make plans I only act on instinct and the love of my pokemon team

I died. Pass me the Ph D Pepper and Honey Buddha chips...

It's good to be self-aware; it's also cool that you guys are still friends. You gotta make those decisions that are best for yourself, in the end.

I think you dodged a bullet

you should meet robby, he's perfect

angie's dating nobody because she made bad choices, and nasty's dating a made up girlfriend in canada that we can't meet. and cathy is with robby I guess. little fuzzy on their relationship. I wish he'd come around... I miss him so.

Another thing I just thought of, Cathy is basically a nickname for you

yeah but Cathy is your thala nickname sooo? Ill do the thala one.

I still dont understand how toothpaste, an avocado and a fuse makes c4.

Yeah, I had to Macgyver a bunch of deals to get the games and consoles I have at the prices I got. Having no money is hard >~<

Lucky~! All I have is my old computer and old phone.

Whats worse? A show having no potential. Or a show having wasted potential?

All this girly plotting and scheming. For once I think girls out number boys on LPW.