PinkamenaThePie

You get a bigger stomach but only cuz you are pregnant, so you will have to go thru painful birth pains. I wish the world wasn't so dang cold.

You have a cake with Choco but not chocolate, it is cut up body parts of the Chocobo girls from Final Fantasy. I wish the human race would go extinct.

They gave you a big pizza, but ignored your request for no pepperonis. So you have to either return the pizza, or remove the pepperonis one by one, without being able to sleep at night knowing that they put the blood of dead, tortured and abused animals on a pizza that you specifically asked for no pepperonis. My wish is that Fluttershy (CanvasMayHogany) knew what transcend means, and that I knew what KSP stood for. Does that count as one wish?

You can, but the other head never shuts up and is always trying to fight you. I wish I had never been born.

You get crazy socks but not the crazy you wanted. They are dirty, and full of holes, and mismatched cuz they were worn by a crazy person. I wish for satisfaction, because whatever I do, you name it, laying down, reading a book, game winning celebration, showing off art projects...anything "pleasurable"...its never satisfying, just a bunch of random chemicals, and hormones, doesnt feel complete, it never feels finished

Cancer doesn't exist, but we are all born adults and die at an early age because our cell receptors have been modified to prevent cancer growth. I wish I could understand what you meant by closure being behind a door. you turn into a superhero but you only have lame powers and the villian always kidnaps your girlfriend over and over. I wish I could understand what CanvasMahogany meant by closure being behind a door.

You have pie, but it's five days moldy and if you eat it, you might die. I wish for some sort of closure when I finish a project...you know, it's like you show your art to someone...and then it's like..."What now..."...cuz there's no closure...in life...or anything...just on and on...

Gives you an Atari. I wish for no more unfair censorship on Youtube.