Lost

Granted: do to the fact that all my post so far have been in the spam stables, (posts here don't show up on my post count) do to forum regulations. I wish I had 1000 posts

Granted: now your teeth get stuck in popcorn XD i wish for all the wishes

GRANTED: I give you one free unaltered wish. i wish for....randomness

Granted: but it makes a hole in time and space, that starts to dystroy everything. i wish the doctor would save us from rainbows time fail.

•0•....noooo not the bacon!? How could you desecrate bacon!? That's the most evilest thing possible..~-~ you monster. granted....it's cursed and rotten i wish my bacon tasted like bacon again :'(

(O0O) "how could you that game look's cool" granted: Kibbles society for puppy's is now dead..........I thought fluttershy loved animals you meanie i wish for bacon....lots of bacon

0~o....Uluru granted: I ignore your wish and teliport you to a therapist. i wish my sister was cooler.

Granted: but by curing cancer you make a zombie virus and get infected, you soon cause all humanity to die becoming zombies. How could you!?....whyyyyyy! (ha fun game) crap Ninja'd granted: your a super hero but your only power is hyper farts that really hurt. XD i wish I could fly

Granted: but Russia also falls in love with him and take him to use as putin's pet. i wish I had pie