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ParrySlice

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  1. Maybe I should check out what's new here after all these years.

  2. Writing is hard at times but difficulty is what makes life interesting. Sometimes I look back at old posts with nostalgia for how far I've come from being new to forum play-by-posting all the way up to now. 

  3. Well I disappeared for 3 years of unplanned hiatus, just remembered I used to putz around here and decided to sign back in today. It was due to family problems & some inner turmoil.
  4. God I cringed reading this again... It was a spine chilling endeavor.
  5. You bargained for him alright and it turns out he's not famous anymore... I wish Donald Trump was Donald Duck.
  6. Granted: Everyone speaks Japanese no one understands each other! Wish: I wish I had wings.
  7. Granted: They stop throwing poop and everything else their new hobby is hunting...humans that is! Wish: I wish I could transmute liquids into metals and metals into liquids whenever I wanted to.
  8. Granted: Just edit your prior post and make it say 'I wish I could make good sentences' and then you will only be able to say that sentence for the rest of your life, it will even be written on your grave. Wish: I wish that I could never go hungry or age.
  9. Granted: It is so incredibly easy that every human being on the planet has lost all feelings and compassion to the point of being blank unloving and unfeeling humans who can easily wake up. Wish: I wish I could sing everything I said like Freddy Mercury.
  10. Granted: He is invulnerable to fire but nothing else he in short can easily be killed. Wish: I wish I was Dungeon Master.
  11. Granted: (Don't hate me don't hate me...) He becomes this... Wish: I wish whenever a person died that they would reincarnate as another different person with the same memories before they died but is a different person because they reincarnated.
  12. Granted: you aren't Arin but you are his Alias Egoraptor forever but the catch is that you are always traded in the back of Arins mind for the rest of eternity. Wish: I wish I was the president of the United States of America.
  13. Granted: You are now Super Saiyan but you can only go Super Saiyan once a year and after you must dig to the centre of the earth until September comes again. Wish: I wish I was Jontron.
  14. Granted: they are a thing now but they give you +5 Diabetes and make you sick. Wish: I wish I was my Avatar.
  15. Granted: it delivers your letter but to the wrong people, like if you sent a love letter to someone it was sent to your worst enemy. Wish: I Wish I could find my Doritos...
  16. Today, I live in Canada and I am a strait up gamer... you know me as ParrySlice13 I know myself by many names, this is the second blog on canterlot, and I hope it will be a good one, thanks for reading my first blog post for the MLG-icorn trials.
  17. Granted: You break into jail but you are now stuck there and you always seem to drop the soap when you shower... Wish: I wish I my wishes were not as corrupted as they are!
  18. he yo everybody out there uh anyone heard of the new game coming out in early 2016 No Man's Sky?

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    2. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      Yup, and I'm skeptical.

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      Reminds me of the very old "Starflight" game. "800 complex and unique planets" on one floppy disc. Course, we'll need to see if those planets are worth visiting.

    4. ParrySlice

      ParrySlice

      It is very open world I hear and it is almost like Destiny.

  19. Granted: Evertime you use the writing utensil it draws blood from you and if it draws enough out...well say hello to the Grim Reaper! Wish: I wish I had power beyond anyone's comprehension.
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