*innocently whistles*
Don't mind me, I'm just strolling by, minding my own business as I usually do because I don't hold any grudges against anyone or anything and ooops, I dropped my A5 poster!
The title! What a terrible title!
I've been dethroned and defamed. Indeed, this is a coup. A conspiracy. A calamity.
Ya'll will be hearing from Ol' Rusty...when he comes back from the car wash.
Tell that to the giant met----
Hey, Dino-bro is badgering me, she weren't even there!
Rocky, I honestly thought you were the coolest dude in town, but now...I don't know what to believe anymore...
If this goes through, it may effect our diplomatic relations.
Oh, you're going there, huh? You really wanna do this?!
It was glorious. They all saw it. Ol' Rusty on the hill. The wind bellowing through the fields as ponies from East to West witnessed the awesome might of my Last Post.
I'd commission for an artist's rendition of what really happened.