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  1. Hey everyone! I'm sorry I haven't been on lately. Work, life, and a car accident has taken up most if my time. I am back on and will be posting again. To give you all a taste here is a Pony version of yours truely done by the great and talented Lighting--Bliss of Brony Analysis. https://www.deviantart.com/battlecross61/art/Battle-Cross-Oc-Commission-By-Lightning-Bliss-Dczw-786045027
  2. Smiling at having delayed any hinderance to his plans for now, Silver Blade slauted Fire Walker professionally as she stepped out and even held the door for her in respect. "Aye Captain! I agree that a good rest is necessary fir any officer Ma'am! Rest assured I have da watch Ma'am!" he said in his cockney sailors twang. Seeing it was clear and noticing that everyone was distracted, he went over to the book he had been reading earlier and flipped open the pages he had noticed before being interrupted. Carefully and stealthily he pulled the knife he had hidden up his hoof guard and cut the pages out with out a noise. Pocketing the pages and hiding the knife in one action, the pirate shut the book before anyone noticed and placed it back on its shelf before turning back to the group. As he sipped some of the cocoa Fire Walker had brought in he watch the book mare that had come in mention the Changelings and a thought popped in his mind as he said, "Changelings....aye there be a unique group. Can't say I've met them yet on any sea journey. Dragons are, the Yaks mist certainly....but no Changelings yet. Tell me lass....they use special magic do they? Like dem Hippogriffs maybe?"
  3. Silver Blade grunted as he continued to be pesterd by the Twilight Guard Captain. He gave her credit, she certainly knew how to give someone the third degree but not quite so well as she thought. Fortunately when you plan as long as he had his back story was packed tighter then cannon shot. As such he leaned back a bit and cracked his neck non chalantly as he smiled at Fire Walker and said, "Luck o da draw I guess Captain. Out of me self and the rest assigned to night duty I be one of the only few with past military discipline and training even if it were on her Majesty's Navy. Still I suppose we could say a sea rat with Navy training is better then nought so I pulled the A Stallion post tonight." Looking around he noticed that a few animals aside from their new canine companion had wandered in. Not for nothing but he would have to chat with the guards about keeping their duties serious as a pair of dogs could wander in then who knows what else could pop off. "Nay, her majesty hasn't had a pet since tha hooting pigeon if hers came about some time ago" he said as he looked around for said owl.
  4. Silver kept eye contact with Fire Walker as she gave him a slight 3rd degree. True he knew a professional soldier was a threat reguardless of gender, but in his many years as one of the most wanted pirates on the seas he had learned to keep his true intentions hidden well even from the most prying eyes. As such he walked around the table with his helmet and set it down, bent down and picked up the young pup, and started to gently scratch it's left ear. "I were assigned head of the Night Watch tonight Ma'am. I can report all at der posts and last reports given showed no threats to be seen. Twer a thought to appear in me grey matter to take a moment to venture in here and catch up on some slight reading before the next report" Silver said in his signature navel twang, a slight smirk on his features. He then gently petted the pup's head as he set him down before saying, "After all our dear Princess Twilight does encourage a good book once in a Moon and tonight seemed as good as any. What better way to honor the Princess of Friendships greatest lesson eh?" he said smiling a little devilishly.
  5. Silver Blade nodded to the Stallion as he motioned to the title on the page. Scarlett Mane, Daughter of the Dune, Terror of the West, and Queen of the Pirates! The title screamed in bold black lettering. "Very few can say they crossed swords with that most famous pirate to ravage the seas and survive" Silver Blade said with a smile. Motioning to what looked like a gold bracelet around her hoof he couldn't help but get a smile and a nostalgia on his face as he said, "Funny joke it be that she was born into wealth and nobility but chose a life of plunder, and pillage, and raids on the sea after falling in love with a dashing pirate Captain" he said in his swarthy navel accent Yet the smell of hot chocolate quickly got his attention as well as the sound of a voice he had gotten to know over his time at the Castle of Friendship. Quickly grabbing his helmet, he tucked I under his fore hoof and saluted Fire Walker as she came in. "Ah Captain Fire Walker! A lovely evening to ye Ma'am. Had I known ye would Grace us I would have worn me proper parade uniform" he said with a slight bow.
  6. Silver Blade instantly went for the dagger he always kept in his armored curiss as he heard the voice call out to him. He cursed silently under his breath as he turned to face the pony who he had over looked in the Royal Library but relaxed when he saw it was just an old Stallion. Releasing the dagger and keeping it hidden, the pirate turned to the voice and sighed in annoyance. "Sorry ole Stallion, but I couldn't tell ya tha. I'm just in charge of the night watch and can't say what her majesty does in her spare time" he explained as he pulled out a book about pirate legends and opened it to face a painting of a beautiful red maned Pegasus Mare worth lime green fur smirking at him as she held up a Cutlass in triumph. Smiling affectionately Silver blade traced his hoof across her face.
  7. Boulder Dash exhaled as he saw Pinkie Pie bounce off but slight murmurs and even a few chuckles caused him to become annoyed. He didn't care what people thought of him but he hated the idea of a mare as famous, beautiful and generous as Rarity getting her reputation ruined do to his mix up. On his honor he swore to make it up to her. "Coming Miss. Rarity" he said as she moved forward. Arriving at the Castle of Friendship he heard Rarity knock on the door as he sighed in relief that they had made it. Now for the hard part.....explaining this to Twilight. "I'm ok Miss. Rarity. I'm just a might embarrassed by dis whole thing. I swear on my Pa's grave that I will make this up to you. Whatever ya want or whatever ya need it will be yourn I promise" he said just as he heard the Castle door open. Inside the Castle of Friendship Spike the Dragon, Twilight's number 1 assistant, was sitting at the base of the steps of the grand hall making out a list of the local Nightmare Night festivities. It was always a big party for Ponyville and he knew Twilight was going to want everything ready. As such hearing a knock on the door of main entrance perked his interest as he went over and opened the door. "Huh?" The little dragon stared in shock at the costumed dragon staring back at him. He at first was confused but soon recognized the eyes looking at him. "Rarity? Is that you? Heh um not for nothing but it's a little early to be nightmare nighting...and that costume really isn't your best work. Whose your partner though?" he asked noticing the three hoofs behind her. Wait a minute! Three hoofs! Uh oh, this wasn't a social call Spike realized as he move aside so they could come in, still not sure what was going on. "Hey Twilight you might want to come out here!" he called out.
  8. The Moon shined down on Ponyville as once again the citizens rested in their homes awaiting the dreams and protection that would be given by Princess Luna. However within the Castle of Friendship, the Twilight Guard was preparing for their evening patrol. The guards were at their stations and patrol routes were established and positions made as one Guard made his way down a hall addressing the patrols. "Stay at attention lads and eyes forward! We got a Princess to protect and there be no pussy hoofing around. Stay sharp" Silver Blade said in his navel accent as he walked in his signature Twilight Armor. The infamous Pirate Captain had successfully infiltrated the Guard to further his plan to find a lost fortune and tonight had been assigned to manage the night watch. After the chaos he had caused in Canterlot and no new leads in his search he decided to lay low and what better way then right under the nose if Equestrian Royalty. Sighing as he scratched his blue beard, the pirate grumbled as he took a left into the Castle library to warm himself by the fire place burning inside. Sneering into the flames he angrily tossed in some sticks for the fire as he muttered, "Damn you Iron Beak!" It was bad enough the old salty Griffin had chosen to die before revealing the secret of Scarlet Mane's sword, but the trouble he had started to retrieve said blade insured he couldn't return to Canterlot anytime soon. True no pony was hurt in his quick and silent raid, but the fires he had started to cover his escape with some of his crew members had caused a panic not seen since the Storm King's raid. The sword was safely stored on his ship, "The Revenge" and last he heard the crew was raiding a few small fishing harbors on the southern coast just as he ordered to take attention away from himself. Fortunately no one in the Castle knew who he really was, thanks to his real face never being on a wanted poster, but it hadn't been easy. If it wasn't the Twilight Guard Captain watching him like a hawk, it was that blasted fire breathing assistant badgering him about the Castle's tidiness, to Twilight's first student giving him the evil eye every time he snooped around. If Starlight Glimmer asked him why he was looking in the private rooms again, he would probably snap. Sighing though the Twilight Guard known to all in the Castle as "Silver" removed his helmet and rubbed his head. Looking up at the various books in the library he started to go through a few, tossing them on to a table looking for something specific as he did so.
  9. Rocky bowed to Rainbow Dash with pride as she mentioned his big brother. Nightmare Night had been a favorite holiday of Boulder Dash and Rocky for years. The two enjoyed the tricks and treats for years and always found ways to celebrate with friends, neighbors, and family. This year the two had separated with Rocky spending his time with the Apples and Boulder Dash in town to see the Princess. "He ain't too tired to probably be scaring the fillies again Miss. Dash Ma'am. All in good fun but he sure is good at it. I'm sure ya'll be seeing him around soon. He always likes to grab some apples fer the Winter season" he said. Placing the sun glasses in his coat pocket he heard a loud rawr sound. Looking down he smiled at the youngin dressed like a lion cub. "Heh heh heh. Ya'll definitely are a good fierce lion buddy and a good fierce lion gets something special" he said as he reached into his coat and pulled out a small wrapped up chocolate bar which he handed to the little Zap Apple. Accepting the punch from Applejack Rocky nodded in thanks as he sipped it, but when she mentioned the words "Apple Bloom" and "will love it" he started coughing and stammered as he forced the punch down his throat. He quickly composed himself and swallowed as he turned a bright red color. "Well I uh I mean I'm sure I uh would love to show her my costume. Is um is Miss. Apple Bloom here tonight?" He asked nervously placing a hoof in his mane.
  10. As the Apple Family continued to set up for the party a figure dressed in black started to approach the gathering and few ponies looked up in surprise but smiled as the costumed pony was revealed. Rocky was dressed as famous country singer "Johnny Flash" in a black coat, black collared shirt, sunglasses, a guitar strapped to his back, and his black mane slicked back like the legendary singer of famous songs such as "Ring of Fire" and "The Pony in Black" and even "I Trot the Line." Rocky was always glad to attend the Apple family party and his brother, Boulder Dash, even let him attend on his own this year. Still he knew to mind his manners and uphold the family honor as he nodded and greeted a few ponies he knew from town before spotting the hostess of the event in her lion costume. Walking up he bowed his head and tipped his sun glasses down to the group exposing his hazel eyes. "Howdy Ya'll. I'm Johnny Flash" he said in the singer's famous country twang which Rocky had been practicing all month. The Colt smiled as he looked at AJ and Rainbow Dash with a friendly smile. "It's me Applejack Ma'am. Rocky from da Boulder Family. I wanted to personally thank ya'll fer getting the invite to the yearly bash and extend my brother's best wishes too" he said.
  11. Boulder Dash cursed the Fates and wondered who he had angered in a past life as the familiar giggle and bouncing shade of pink that was the Element of Laughter addressed him and Rarity. Though he figured it could of been worse, as Pinkie Pie was known to keep secrets better then Rainbow Dash; that Pegasus kept a secret like a cow with stomach flu kept a movement. Yet he knew it would be beyond akwarde if she happened to notice he was only on three kegs and poked her head under the costume to see why. Thankfully Rarity was able to come up with a quick explanation and he went with it. "Oh eh Yes Miss. Rarity Ma'am, I swears to be very careful. Good day Pinkie Pie, I would great ya proper but my hoof is in a sling due to an ornary bull back on da ranch. Can't be too careful nowadays" he explained hoping the Pink Mare would buy the little fib. Though he knew Pinkie could keep a secret he also knew explaining the situation would take time and effort he was lacking now....as was Rarity.
  12. Mary Mae Boulder giggled as a flour and sugar covered Pink Mare came into her kitchen. Ah to be young and fullbof lufe again, but Mary Mae mearly motioned to a pair of large pots on her stove that were cooking something delicious, in this case a pair of sauces to go with her egg plant dish. Going over to the pots, she stirred both and scooped out some dauce from one pot and blew on it before offering Pinkie Pie a taste. "I wanted yer opinion on the sauces I was gonna put out for our main dish. I wanna offer our special guests more then one option but as yer the expert I wanted yer opinion first" she explained holding the spoon out to Pinkie Pie. "This first one has a little kick to it. It's Grandpa Boulder's legendary Kicking Sauce. It's thick with a bit of a red pepper and garlic but not to strong. He wanted the recipe passed down from generation to generation and it's one of my boys favorites" she explained offering the spoon full to her kitchen partner. She then went over to the other pot and scooped up more sauce offering it to Pinkie Pie again. "Now dis here is my own special gravy sauce. Thinner, made with grown grape tomaters and a perfect mix of sea salt, basil, and sugar it's good for ponies who don't like spicy or thick sauces" she explained offering it to Pinkie Pie. As she did she turned when she saw a large figure stick their head into her kitchen window. She recognized the large furry head as belonging to one the other racers....Taira she believed he had been called. "Actually dear the family bane is Boulder. Dash is just my son's name. But you never mind that, ya'll gonna call me Mary Mae like all my boy's friends" she explained. Meanwhile Boulder Dash and Rocky both greeted the guests as they arrived properly bowing and addressing the guests. Heart Sheild was the first to arrive and Boulder Dash greeted the pony with a friendly grin. "It is indeed Heart Sheild. Ya'll git yerself a plate and help yerself. If ya want some tomaters to take home we got plenty" he said as motioned to the fields. The next to arrive was Hawke. The griffoness flew down from the sky like a rocket startling young Rocky who had never seen one up close before. Despite this the young Colt biwed to Hawke respectfully and treated her as he would any guest on the family farm. "Welcome to Boulder Tomato Ranch Ma'am. That smell yet inhaling is years of family tradition and hard work. Please enjoy yerself" he said with a smile. Then the race winner herself Applejack showed lugging a large barrrl if hard family cider on her back. Boulder Dash knowing she must have been exhausted from the race went over and helped set the barrel up on the table as she mentioned the scent coming from the family farm house. "That my dear Applejack is Ma's famous Eggplant Parmesan cooking. Everything in that dish was grown and raised on the farm here and believe you me when I say yer about to wrap yer purdy lips on something yet never gonna ferget again" he explained setting up the barrrel and tapping it so AJ could catch her breath.
  13. Boulder Dash sighed as he and Rarity took it slowly at first. He was grateful for her understandingbin the matter but truthfully found it akward walking with three hoofs instead of four. Still he listened as she directed him through the shop, walking when and where she said to. He figured once they got down stairs and out of the shop it would be a simple straight shot to Twilight's Castle. Soon he sensed they were almost outside when she called out if he was ready for the walk of his life. "Guess I'm ready as I'll ever be Rarity" he answered. Of course how do you plan for something such as being stuck to the flank of one the prettiest mares in Ponyville? That though crossed his mind as he felt the two of them walk out into town. The sun peering down on the costume seemed to give Boulder a silhouette version of the town. He could make out buildings but not so much shapes as they moved stealthily through the town or as stealthily as two ponies in a dragon costume could move. As they moved he could make out voices nearby, random and unrecognizable, but from what he could make out they were near or passing Sugar Cube Corner. At that moment the Fates cursed him again. Rarity's tail twitched for some reason and obviously her tail happened to be under his nose. As such he felt a familiar sensation that soon led to a sputtering noise followed by a loud sneeze. Fortunately he knew enough to turn his head so as not to sneeze right on Rarity, nor did he sneeze hard enough to blow up the costume which stayed in place. But it was certainly loud enough for any pony nearby to hear the familiar noise come from Rarity's back side.
  14. Boulder Tomato Ranch was a massive Farm operation on the outskirts of Ponyville. The fields of Tomato vines we're a pretty impressive site covering the land scape like a wave of vineyards. But even more impressive was the large gathering being planned and prepped for as party streamers, picnic tables, and even a dance floor with stage was being set up. On the picnic tables were platters of fried green tomato sandwiches, ceaser and ambrosia salads, vegetable platters with fresh fruit and cheeses, a massive bowl of hot tomato soup, plus flaggons and barrels filled with hard cider provided by the Apple family. On the other side of the tables various pastries and treats of all types had been prepped and made for the gathering, but it was inside the family home that an intoxicating scent was coming from. Inside her kitchen, Mary May Boulder was baking a massive and large four cheese eggplant Parmesan inside her oven. When she had heard Boulder Dash wanted to celebrate his prefornance and those if his friends after the Running of the Leaves, she had been happy to do so as the farm hadn't had a large celebration for years. Miss Pinkie Pie had been a darling to help with the set up and it amazed Mary May Boulder the energy the Pink pony had when it came to party set ups. Adjusting her oven and her bandana, the middle aged mare looked up at s photo of her deceased husband and smiled at it. "Oh Boulder Gard if only you could see the farm today. But I knows ya here in spirit, ya would be so proud of the boys" she thought as she checked the eggplant Parmesan and heard her kitchen door open. "That ya'll Miss. Pie? Could ya come in here a moment darlin?" she called out in her Oatlahoma accent. Meanwhile at the farm entrance the two brothers, Boulder Dash and Rocky, we're waiting to greet guests as they arrived. "This was a great idea big bro" Rocky said looking up at his big brother happily. Boulder Dash nodded in agreement with a pleasant smile on his face as he said, "Sure as shootin it is. Nothing better then hot food and plenty of drink after a hard Day's race." Rocky nodded and said, "Plus having the purdiest mares from this side o Equestria on our farm will just make it better." Boulder Dash winked at Rocky and hoof bumped his little brother cockily.
  15. Boulder Dash blinked a bit but nodded in understanding as Taira held his paw out to him. Without even thinking he reached out with his hoof and grasped the Kirin's paw shaking it as he nodded approvingly. "We're I to decline a challenge from a creature of honor like ya'll would be a disgrace the family name wouldn't live down. If ya drink like ya run then I a looking forward to the challenge" he said with a smile. Boulder Dash then went turned when he saw his little brother scoot with a bag of sweets in his hoof. "Rocky...was wondering were ya were" he said as Rocky hoof bumped him. "We're proud of ya big bro. Mama is packing up the stand and is heading over. Guess she's excited about the shin dig ya'll plotted on the course" he said. Boulder Dash nodded as he motioned for Rocky to follow him. The two Boulder brothers trotted over to the Apple sisters and Boulder Dash nodded to Applejack happily. In truth he was very proud of her, having always felt a kinship with AJ similar to a little sister growing up on the farms and watching her come of age. "Congrats AJ. I'm proud of ya, yer still tough as nails, but speedier then a wild cat with hot sauce. I hope yer up to the same next year" Boulder Dash said as he reached and hugged AJ despite his big size and bulk. Meanwhile Rocky was standing next to Applebloom, a slight blush creeping into his aquamarine colored coat. Clearing his throat he nodded to Applebloom and spoke with a slight stammer in his country twang. "Congrats Applebloom. Yer sister did great. Um....I eh bought these here sweets but way too many fer me to eat. Would ya.....would ya like to have some?" Rocky asked as he held the bag out to Applebloom his blush getting deeper.
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