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Parker_Izing

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  1. reference to Pinkie sense in "The Mysterious Mare-do-well" Parasprites reappearance in the episode Ponyville got "Simpson-ed"
  2. but you're here, this label you as cool in my book.. Welcome again
  3. Cannon bomb? You mean a [colour=#000000]Howitzer [/colour]Sorry, I copypasted Wikipedia, didn't desired to sound harsh with the huge font... My bet, Discord changes her back because, she wants it, and he's still chaotic.
  4. Good, but *warning* this guide could imply me going back to RP AKA "The great Hispanic brain Rapture"
  5. Neither for you... Those are accepted expressions and I'm not Portuguese. You even knew it's meaning, other thing is that those expressions aren't of your liking, in that case there's also an expression, "Deal with it" I think it applies here... Even showing my sunny disposition I took the liberty to edit it to your tastes.
  6. I'm coming out of Depression episode, I'm about to meet a friend of mine from school! I got flutterflies on my stomach! For you, my doctor could say that the depression can only be avoided when it's time, and what you get is what happens when you try to force it. You say that 2 or at least 1 answered, grab that guy/guys hard and don't let them go! Embrace friendship! It REALLY pays for itself!
  7. The human either get guns made for him, or arrives packing heat. The human wears a trenchcoat bonus if made of Leather. Ponies are allways horrified about eating meat, but fish seem fine. Random youtube links to horrible younster music. (Easily mockable, link only to Sarah Maclahan songs or 'hamster dance')
  8. I received some unexpected cash. 180€ or about 1.337.000$ and decided to rebirth mi "Sega mega drive CD 32X" machine that I burn in a 66.6667% back in 2011, so I got a 32X and a CD2 for cheap (happily I saved all the cables, the real McCoy behind the high price of those old devices) so,I could play again old time classics like... Sonic (no, that one still cranks on my mega drive) Sonic CD Night Trap Sol Feaces Batman Returns Virtua racing Deluxe :kissy: Knuckles Chaotix Even I could try some games that required both!
  9. Philomena, regal, playful and mischiveous... On the second area, I trolled voting on all 3 options
  10. I got tired one day of SPA ponies clop, and put together some words toward a Fic with the Spa ponies in a non-clop way. Bubbles in the tub. A SPA ponies fic with no clop Ponyville, early evenning, 60º F, clean skies, weather, fair, but with chance of ra.... Ok Ok, I got it Behind the doors of a certain establishment, we find a nice Ikea style decorated waiting room, between Some stock posters picturing cats on crazy set-ups, there's a small office window. Behind, whe see a pink Mare, blue mane with a somewhat dated white maneband, she whore too a same-style necklace, with a small oval gem. She was obviously busy with pencil on mouth filling out some establishment forms, the medicinal Dr. Clobputt's mud have quite the deal for SPA establishments. And now, the Doctor's mud reaches Ponyville for first time! The Pony, under ectasic-like revelation, canters towards the private area where her sister Lotus currently should be plastering some badly youth needy mare... "Sis, sis, look at zis brochure of Doctor's mud!" Aloe giggled up an down like another certain pink pony... with joy-joy eyes to fullfill the 'filly at a toy store' meme. "Doctor who?" Some brown stallion opens slightly a sauna door with ringing ears, after realizing nopony looks for him he just closes back "Whiny Mares, cannot live with them..." "... Neither eat their muffins!" Seconded a gray pegasus mare at Doctor's side. "Dr. Clobputt's mud! sensational novelty of the century" Told Aloe. Lotus put that 'Don't quite follow you' face "Dr. ClopBu..." "Clobputt! Get your mind out of ze gütter!" Lotus giggled, turning away her head of her sister's ironic remark. (while thinking on Aloe's roll on hay with the whole Stalliongrad's Dancing Chorus) "Just teasing you sis. I supose you want to talk about order that putt mud..." Aloe glares with beady eyes, a wild 'squee' appears. "Order for 200 bits" Aloe explodes. "Oh yes,yes,yes! Ze bestest sizter in der welt!" Hoppin happily she leaves the private bath, the door swinging before closing. While Lotus gets back to work, remomoving the Cucumber slices from a patron's eyes; a certain white unicorn."And there, looks like those impending wrinkles are gone" "AGGGGG! My eyes what you done? Cannot open them, I'm blind!" *Giggle* "Technically not, your eyes still work, are your pristine smooth eyelids that now won't fold the problem" Rarity using catlike hearing homes herself towards the Spa attendant, choking her with her forehooves. "Technically my plot! now fix this before I show what's 'smoothing a pony' " Lotus with a hoof grabs the used towel vase and repeatedly uses it to beat the alabaster unicorn's noggin between Rarity's repeated sailor like and unladylike swearing. Back at reception, Aloe is filling the order form when she hears a series of dry blows followed with a noise of earthware breaking to pieces. "Girls! Cut it up before I call ze guards!" -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Act 2------------------------------------------------------------ The entrance door opens with a bell sound, a weird Stallion walks in, a sight to behold, an average pony frame holding about five times more of the healthy amount of muscle, blonde tail, and really short mane, small creepy red eyes, and a towel over him with the "BedLam Motel" logo emblazoned, not even near of Lady Rarity's works. Aloe blinks a couple of times, putting a business grin "Hello, eh... Sir! Wellcome to Ponyville SPA... Can I serve you in any way?" The muscled pony slowly approaches the counter, when he reaches almost tongue distance to Aloe's muzzle he wisper "Erm, yeah, mare, I got a dire problem requiring competent attention" Aloe blinks again, "Not sure to fully understan you sir..." "You can call me Snowflake, look, I got this problem I expect to be treated silently..." -"Silently?" "Yes, we got anyplace discrete to talk and treat my... Condition?". Aloe exits from counter and hints Snowflake to follow her, they enter to an unoccupied private sauna. Snowflake feeling uneasy, noting that Aloe opens the steam valve, the loud hiss muting their speech. "Well Mr flake,what's the issue?" - "What? I don't quite understand you with that whistling" Aloe, getting quite annoyed, closes the steam. "Now you hear me!? -Whats your issue?" "Geez, not schriek, I'm not deaf!" "Look, the other day I got exposed to Poison Joke, and..." He removes his towel, the small 'Do not steal' label visible for a moment, and another small things, two diminutive wings, more belonging to a chicken than to a grown stallion (or any pegasus) The stump like appendixes bobbing slightly, completing a creepypasta worth spectacle of bizarre. Aloe tries hard to not laught, and put her most professional mug "Aw! Mr Flake... Can call you Snow? Thanks, Snow I understand how important is for stallions the size... of wings... pegasus stallions... wang, I mean wing, not wanted to say wing-wang! You like big wangs! Wings..." -Beet faced in embarras, Snowflake idly grinded a forehoof on floor, watching at it quite absently... "Look miss, I'm understanding this situation is, hard, I mean tought, to both, so I release you of talking anymore" Aloe quickly sprung "Aww, I'm soo sorry Di... Snow... You're Snowflake, big and strong Snowflake... Feeling better?" "Hardly..." "Well, your case is not isolated, we got the means to heal you, in no time you gonna be beating pegasi into pulp in Cloudsdale!" "Why everypony thinks that from me? I'm just myself..." While he was moping on his monologue, Aloe, set up the bath. "There, it just need to temper, last we want is cold shrinking those things even more..." -"Very smooth Aloe..." - "Aw! Sorry sorry sorry" *hugs him trying to cover her last gaffe* "Anyways, I appreciate it, never liked cold baths, uhmm Yeah!" He entered the tub, flapping his wings to try to balance himself. "There! now just relax and let the bath make it's work" Said aloe from the door, while watching at the tub and the bubbles rising. "I'l be back in 10 minutes" *Thinks: I did turn on the bubbles?* -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--oo--o-o----o-o--o-o-o-o-o-o--o--oo-o-o--o-o-o-oo-o--o-o I need to expand/add plot (not that way) argument to make it presentable. Please, don't forget i'm non english natural.
  11. Enjoyed it a-plenty, didn't feel cheap, even being preceded by a discord episode... M'a dogs are a-barking... One of the funniest moments of season 3 The element of generosity provided spike of the smaller gem. Even Spike forfeited it in first place... Angel somehow redeemed himself, Tank's copter beanie comfirmed to be magic powered, Opal is 24/7 rotten.
  12. [colour=#FFFFFF]I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1025. Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.[/colour] [colour=#FFFFFF]Your brief psychological profile in your past life:[/colour] [colour=silver]Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.[/colour] [colour=#FFFFFF]The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:[/colour] [colour=silver]There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.[/colour]
  13. Tara Strong favved a comment of mine in Tweeter EEEEEK! :-)

  14. Tara Strong favved a comment of mine in Tweeter EEEEEK! :-)

  15. I nominate @MichelleCreber for a Shorty Award in #music because...ponies http://t.co/xMEodpKh

  16. I say, (therefore is true) that Discord did not understand the "friendship" concept on that instant, but placed it on the back burner for some more consideration and just "kept calm and fluttered on" as if his "insta-goodie" was for real. On the last sequence (with Celestia) he acted up it's goody-goody facade, but sotto voce-d his doubts (only making small bad deeds?) I hope he would understand the meaning of friendship on a good way...
  17. Simplify, If it causes you depression, It's just not worth it. Weesh, you're not the only dude out there, there are maybe, at least like 5 humans more in the world, My point, somebody else can do it.
  18. So, a low range PC with TV out? that was made in the mid-80's and it failed ridiculously (IBM PC-JR, Tandy) well, those failed because they were way overpriced. But this steam thing sounds well priced. But should be based on something already done, perhaps an ARM CPU business with 256MB of RAM, think on a tablet without screen, I bet on that not being able to run modern games or full versions...
  19. Should wait, until they release it for europe (region 2)
  20. The Earth is round, it's any hour you choose in some place, so, it's never closed. And how nerdy is calling it the Inter-Net? Any less Nerdy than calling it D.A.R.P.A.-Net?
  21. At least three of us, would get the comic on same place, I got mine today on my mailbox.... Ugly car additions ahead, Spoilers...
  22. Scr4p, *checks thesaurus* synonims... Junk,trash,metal. so, Skys****er, evolves into: SkyJunker. Epic win
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