Cathalos

Today I learned about the Great Charter of Freedoms, and how it is way less cool than I learned about during my education. Do you think maybe this is why I'm not cool? At Long Last... it all fits!

oh I meant of like life and expending energy and whatnot, but nice save eidt woah isn't this page number the year the magna carta was signed or something

What's the point?

WOAHHHH that'd be pretty crazy! I would check to see if I had a cutie mark and what it was. hopefully I'd be a blank flank and I can go off and like, explore myself and stuff. Find out who I am, as a pony. Do I like running? Do I like going "neighhhhhhhh" Probably not, cuz I don't really do either now, but who knows with the extra legs and different throat noisers maybe that'd change!

What do you think of this lovely new home? Also do you answer questions about deepest darkest secrets? I'm just curious; I wouldn't ask a question like that, that'd be rude. But do you have like a policy on those?

Are the painters just everyday painters specialized in painting miniature objects, or are the painters themselves miniature?

I'm gonna preface this by saying I don't know what I'm doing right now, because that's the only way this is ever gonna get posted. nevermind though you can go to the next paragraph sorry thank you You ever here the suggestion that "[thing] is actually a social construct, and doesn't exist naturally or inherently or at all really"? I tend to think its pretty interesting information that goes into an interesting topic. Despite how interesting the topic is, I personally less often hear things like "wow, this [thing I like] is actually socially constructed too! It felt like such a real part of my world but upon closer inspection it doesn't exist outside of shared meaning!" or whatever. I don't know if that's similar to other peoples experiences with the topic, but wouldn't it be fun to collect all our favorite socially constructed... things? I don't know really what I'm saying at all, so if this doesn't make sense I apologize for that, but if it does and this sounds like a fun game to anybody else, I'll go first! Birthdays, as a like a vague tradition, where every time we go around the sun (or so? or, I don't know, there are bunches of other ways to do it huh?), we get cake, and/or presents for each other, and I guess there's a lot of ways to do that too, but a good majority of people that I've known at least feel entitled to a day where people are like, at least nice to them? Which some people take pretty seriously, and to a pretty extensive extent it is like, "cmon, it IS their BIRTHDAY!" And also everybody gets to pick their own birthday traditions for themselves if they like, but its still this related to this birthday thing that we collectively understand and to a certain degree honor, such as at ice cream and coffee shops.

HI! Hi hello I have nothing to say right now like, specifically, but its really fun to say every word I can think of and I'm just SO happy right now and hi hello there and I love u. I had a dream the other day that I was going to be punished in the afterlife for something I did, but I was able to redeem myself if I told a funny joke sometime between the dream and when I died. then I woke up and I still haven't told a funny joke. Its kinda freakin me out honestly, and its also making it really difficult to think of a funny joke, so its a vicious cycle. Sorry if that's too personal I'm gonna stop saying things now but WOW HOW FUN 🐖

I had a 13 dollar sandwich for free today, and before that I had a shredded chicken and cheese sandwich! the first one only came with one piece of bread and we had to eat it as fast as possible for a bus we ended up not needing, because we just waited around and the house where we scarfed down the sandwich until we got a ride to the sandwich lounge. The second probably sounds like the more enjoyable sandwich based on this story but my girlfriend's ex really knows how to make shredded chicken, it was the best sandwich of the day! btw, I have a question. was I always dead inside or was there like life in me before?

we bought milk and stole cheesecake and i ate more than my fair share. i might sneak more. will continue to share here as per the new rules

yeah it has. are yall like all just completely different people now? would you still say rocky and thala know eachother?

damn yall are wild. its been years now and juss like hi same old? hows it been?

guys I have a poll poll party you wanna come to my poll party cuz all my normal friends are IGNORING ME to do homework and talk to cool people?

these jammy bottoms that I'm wearing and it's all over cuz it's lots of all over cuz I'm fat it's a fat joke I bet you didn't see that coming which is the main characteristic of a joke I DID A GOOD JOB #3 if a train leaves baltimore at 12:42am for Washington DC, but there are no train tracks, when will it reach its destination?

itallian soda dinner tears I lied I had one joke, then I realized it wasn't a good joke, then panicked and came up with a new one then that happened like four more times I didn't lieeee so much as like drop my jokes and then trip and fall on them and crush them and get joke juice all over my fancy dress shirt WHICH IS A PUN CUZ IM WEARING A SHIRTDRESS AND THAT ALSO MEANS LIKE YES IT WORKED I WIN #2 what's grey and white and pink all over?

#1 what do you get when you cross this soda bottle with this lasagna

I don't know what that means but somebody come replace the dinosaur before I start thinking and get all sad n stuff I just thought of like 10 really good jokes don't you want them

lullabyyyyyyy

if you friend me i'll sing you a lullaby or show you how to make the computer sing you a lullaby in c# it can only do wavs don't go I'm lonelyyyyyyy

johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt candymancancan dentsthewallbyhittingitwithhismassivesaugmentedfaceplate is the dreamiest man other than anybody who will let me date them please date me anybody why not just go play minecraft then?

deus ex is where cool people are made minecraft has like a guy named steve and a some wheat deus ex has a guy named jhonathan caramel dinodingus tell me which one of those dudes sounds dreamier

um me = my parents I'm kickass but BAD WORD those guys a lot also minecraft isn't good anymore you sound like someone who needs more deus ex

1. I'm lonely come friend me, that's all I been sayin this whole time since like 2012 or whenverthehell 2. I have lots of garbage programs I made and some I'm proud of but mostly garbage 3. java is gay

talk to me on skype I'm lonely and I can give you assorted throwaway executables like a magic 8 ball or sobored.exe (the thing above) or a thing that everything you say, if it has a "be", it changes it to "bee" beeifier.exe that's in java so it isn't windows only. FANCY HUH

open dev-c++ 5.11 and copypaste that into a new blank document and press printscreen when lotsa the numbers are the same and if the picture has any where all the numbers are the same go WOOOO and then cry and if it doesn't, you wait till the next time most of the numbers are the same then repeat or just like play deus ex with that one mod that makes it work and name your person Jeff Crap Detpack or deus ex revision if you're feeling fancy, it's a free mod on steam that adds in a bunch of whatever. but with Jorge Cazamackus Dumbledore that might fit