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Cathalos

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  1. that was very good in my ear holes, thank you part of me feels like it needs more dancing animals though. maybe it's just cuz I wanna dance but my cats hate me. I wanna share music but all of it is bad so this is me adding to conversation WOOHOO
  2. no her boyfriend won it for her on their PG trip to reno, she had it in her car and she saw my owl and wasl ike "hey I trade u" and I was like "UM YES?" and then she called her boyfriend and was liek "oh btw I love this canadian owl more than our love" and he was like "that's cool bab" and yeah it's just a big fluffball but I LOVE IT I will work on writing a thing but it will probably be finished but never released I'm trying my best but this has too many jokes and WAY too many bad words.
  3. oh well SORRY I LIKED YOUR THING THANKS FOR SHARING it's hard to keep track of my tone when I'm preoccupied by playing patty cake with a 2-foot pikachu that's taller than a normal pikachu eat it ash my pikachu is BIGGER probably not as good as patty cake? it can't stand up it has a round butt but I THINK THATS GOOD RIGHT? newtopic(); I cannot write anything like a pretty john green young adult novel because I have never read one or actually anything ever. books are for people who need to get a human to play patty cake with them (something I have failed at lots of times)
  4. my description of pup song was deprecating or my description of my PLAYDATE was deprecating? I swear I thought I was being superduper bubbly positive right now /: AINT I BEIN SUPER FUN HAPPY EVERYTHINGS GOOD RN
  5. we hugged and also I showed her all the new clothes I got at christmas and she said a lot of words that meant attractive so I think that's bragging rights. I probably woulda gotten kisses if she didn't have that whole "straight and also dating someone" thing going on. Then we talked about the time I took her to a dance and she stole alcohol and I was still the worse dancer I missed the pup song because rosie's video was more appealing I guess. I woulda liked it a lot more like 3-5 years ago but it's still like good song I didn't even skip it, but I did start writing this before the song ended. I dunno which was a better video though, so you at least basically tied. YAY FOR SHARING EVERYTHING IS GOOD RIGHT NOW edit nvm rosie's video is really good BUT STILL GOOD YAY EVERYTHING IS GOOD POSITIVITY AND HAPPINESS
  6. I don't know what a Pup song is but BUT BUT BUT GUYS I JUST WENT TO FOOD WITH SOMEONE AND THEN WE WENT TO THE STORE AND I GOT A CUTE THING THAT I DID NOT HAVE BEFORE AND THENNN WE CAME BACK TO MY HoUSE AND I TRADED AWAY A STUFFED ANIMAL THAT WAS A RECOLOR OF A BETTER STUFFED ANIMAL FOR A 2 FOOT TALL STUFFED PIKACHU I love it so much
  7. music sounds different than it did a couple years ago. like all of it. I should re listen to every song and see how it goes
  8. the guys are supposed to come actually fix the heater or whatever today and they're two hours late and I will be tame when I can safely not sit right in front of the door so I don't miss it. I hate guys and doors and guys that knock on doors also fawkes told me to come back, I'm his fault
  9. nobody talks to me two weeks in a row anymore except this one girl who'd be like "EY YO GIBBACK HERE" if I missed a day, so if I continue to project, I'm sure you're fine also ur hot, date me instead
  10. have you tried buying her pizza? or being like "hey ur cute" or being like "hey", now that I think about it I'm just thinking of what would make me instantly date anybody you don't need to say "hey" if you don't want, just like look at her and like do that thing where you like bob your head up a bit but maintain eye contact and it means "sup"
  11. broke though it's probably not the music-boy status as much as that you probably have 500 girlfriends and like 40 boyfriends and gotta take em all on dates
  12. except some of us aren't musicians and we have like a hundred dollars so that wouldn't stop them from taking away your exclusivity
  13. I don't get it, to dinosaurs not have boats? is that a joke? also I dont' get the coffee thing or anything ever nevermind
  14. no, it's too late I hate you now and it's worse cuz I don't actually, I just /joke/ hate you ++ I'm a 2 year old ask davvy what it's like for me to joke dislike someone sorry, I don't make the rules
  15. not with u 1-upping my birthday presents like that :,( and then saying my REALLY GOOD JOKES are "...something alright" im gonna cry
  16. oh yeah? I got MULTIPLE jokes too. what do you get when you cross a lamp with a shoe? me I have to go lie down I HOPE THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE
  17. letting angie pick my joke was a joke the real joke is for your real birthday, which it now is I think What was the sexy shoe halloween costume made of? shoe lace
  18. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I wanted to give you a birthday joke but I don't know any jokes so whatever the next person says is my present for you. so next person please tell a funny joke on my behalf.
  19. aww i'll name my character green dinosaur man actually I'm gonna name them something like superhomo but if you're comfortable taking inspiration credit for that I won't stop you.
  20. so you wanna come here and hang out and give in to human depravity together? I have ice cream and a dominoes cake thing and like 6 pieces of chocolate and a box of hostess cupcakes my friend says I can't eat chocolate anymore at the same time my gramma decided to stock the house with chocolate. the ice cream is vanilla but I just had some.
  21. I'm watching pulp fiction while downloading saints row 2 again, come join remember when I was like a good little christian boy running around here ruining everyone's fun by calling people out for saying "crap"?
  22. but dino only loves the lil blue thing, I don't want to come between them GUYS ITS SO COLD RIGHT NOW today was the day the heater people came and so there was no heater and it's SOOOOO cold even if I'm under all my blankies it still hurts from the cold because I'm a little baby and now the heater is working but I have to open my window while it's on cuz it's new or something I don't know but IT JUST TURNED OFF AND NOW IT IS COLD AND AN OPEN WINDOW nvm i'll marry the dino if they'll hug me warmer thank you
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