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Cathalos

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  1. oh yeah? I got MULTIPLE jokes too. what do you get when you cross a lamp with a shoe? me I have to go lie down I HOPE THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE
  2. letting angie pick my joke was a joke the real joke is for your real birthday, which it now is I think What was the sexy shoe halloween costume made of? shoe lace
  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I wanted to give you a birthday joke but I don't know any jokes so whatever the next person says is my present for you. so next person please tell a funny joke on my behalf.
  4. aww i'll name my character green dinosaur man actually I'm gonna name them something like superhomo but if you're comfortable taking inspiration credit for that I won't stop you.
  5. so you wanna come here and hang out and give in to human depravity together? I have ice cream and a dominoes cake thing and like 6 pieces of chocolate and a box of hostess cupcakes my friend says I can't eat chocolate anymore at the same time my gramma decided to stock the house with chocolate. the ice cream is vanilla but I just had some.
  6. I'm watching pulp fiction while downloading saints row 2 again, come join remember when I was like a good little christian boy running around here ruining everyone's fun by calling people out for saying "crap"?
  7. but dino only loves the lil blue thing, I don't want to come between them GUYS ITS SO COLD RIGHT NOW today was the day the heater people came and so there was no heater and it's SOOOOO cold even if I'm under all my blankies it still hurts from the cold because I'm a little baby and now the heater is working but I have to open my window while it's on cuz it's new or something I don't know but IT JUST TURNED OFF AND NOW IT IS COLD AND AN OPEN WINDOW nvm i'll marry the dino if they'll hug me warmer thank you
  8. thank you my ring is just a key ring bc I'm not engaged bc this picture that's the reason probably right?
  9. cuz they ate my cake whoops sorry everybody
  10. yes would you like one small odd brown chocolump that dominos tried to pass as a cake in exchange for your soul?
  11. hello ner posted afore person I am me, how are you do you want to talk forever and ever?
  12. i'll just tell her about all the friends I've made here then like green dinosaur man, who might have a name. he's my best friend. :,( I got a small one person cake from the sandwich man, do you think micro will accept that?
  13. ANT NOBODY BEIN MA FRIEND I sucked up to everybody here like 50 times and offered SIX DOLLARS and twenty six cents in steam money but everyone's like (y'see that? they say nothin. not even a no :,( )
  14. embrace what this thread this site this show these people none of those will embrace me back
  15. I was online shopping with someone and I was screensharing and I checked canterlot and she saw and asked what it was I've been outed and the person who told me to come here AINT EVEN HERE I hope you're all happy
  16. I tried sewing them a couple times but I am bad at that so it just ripped again because the only thing I sewed properly was a moccasin in 5th grade and I had to use two tries cuz I ruined the first one so mine was a different color than everybody elses BUT IT WAS THE BEST ONE ALSO LOOK I AM PARTICIPATING WHAT DO YOU THINK can there be cake now?
  17. I have like 5 pairs of jammies that like the middle part is like just a giant rip and I didn't throw them away cuz they're my only cute onessss
  18. no people keep givin me damn boy jammies that got a hole in em and it's like ??? nobody can wear this obviously no thank you but THIS PAIR does not and so it's my only good pair but they aren't cute
  19. if I "had a guy over" why would I wear the jammies that DIDNT have a hole
  20. i'll put on cute pants for the sandwich guy and get his input
  21. gramma had a guy over to fix her water heater and she had to go so it was like "he might talk to you if he has a question" and I was like "oh I should probably wear something for that"
  22. I'm wearing jammies that don't have a hole in them cuz there was a guy over but he left and I didn't put on pants cuz I was gonna take a shower but I didn't cuz I'm waiting for the sandwich guy to come cuz gramma told me to get sandwiches on the internet
  23. but I'm not wearing cute pants and everyone will JUDGE ME
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