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Posts posted by Cathalos
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oh I meant of like life and expending energy and whatnot, but nice save
eidt woah isn't this page number the year the magna carta was signed or something -
What's the point?
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WOAHHHH that'd be pretty crazy! I would check to see if I had a cutie mark and what it was. hopefully I'd be a blank flank and I can go off and like, explore myself and stuff. Find out who I am, as a pony. Do I like running? Do I like going "neighhhhhhhh" Probably not, cuz I don't really do either now, but who knows with the extra legs and different throat noisers maybe that'd change!
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What do you think of this lovely new home?
Also do you answer questions about deepest darkest secrets? I'm just curious; I wouldn't ask a question like that, that'd be rude. But do you have like a policy on those? -
I have a hard time with confidence even with professional help as well, so I usually just neglect on oral care personally and every 3 or 4 years I go to the dentist, they cut up my mouth in a horrifyingly violent scene, its agonizing, and then its mouthwash twice a day to finish out the decade. If you do the math and figure out the discomfort/time between personal or professional oral checkups, you actually get way more comfort for WAY longer if you just wait for them to send you a birthday card to even think about your teeth. But that's just me you know?
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Are the painters just everyday painters specialized in painting miniature objects, or are the painters themselves miniature?
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One time it was the middle of the night and I had to go across the streets and it was like, far, so my friend was like "oh just take an electric scooter they're so convenient" and I almost fell off a couple times while I was going probably too fast cuz there was a car I was afraid of, and then there was this BIIIIIIG hill and it was like "OH SNAP, YOU CANT BE ON THE SIDEWALK???" and I had to like scoot up the hill like I was on some kind of giant heavy scooter that thinks there's something wrong with me. Once I got up the hill I walked the rest of the way and every time somebody has fun on an electric scooter, I secretly wish to myself that their scooter will be like "WOAH WOAH WOAH IS THIS A SIDEWALK?" and brake like when you hit the wrong brake on a bike handle but it never happens. Also I've never seen somebody else pushing one around like a confused idiot so that's also discouraging.
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I'm gonna preface this by saying I don't know what I'm doing right now, because that's the only way this is ever gonna get posted. nevermind though you can go to the next paragraph sorry thank you
You ever here the suggestion that "[thing] is actually a social construct, and doesn't exist naturally or inherently or at all really"? I tend to think its pretty interesting information that goes into an interesting topic. Despite how interesting the topic is, I personally less often hear things like "wow, this [thing I like] is actually socially constructed too! It felt like such a real part of my world but upon closer inspection it doesn't exist outside of shared meaning!" or whatever. I don't know if that's similar to other peoples experiences with the topic, but wouldn't it be fun to collect all our favorite socially constructed... things? I don't know really what I'm saying at all, so if this doesn't make sense I apologize for that, but if it does and this sounds like a fun game to anybody else, I'll go first!
Birthdays, as a like a vague tradition, where every time we go around the sun (or so? or, I don't know, there are bunches of other ways to do it huh?), we get cake, and/or presents for each other, and I guess there's a lot of ways to do that too, but a good majority of people that I've known at least feel entitled to a day where people are like, at least nice to them? Which some people take pretty seriously, and to a pretty extensive extent it is like, "cmon, it IS their BIRTHDAY!" And also everybody gets to pick their own birthday traditions for themselves if they like, but its still this related to this birthday thing that we collectively understand and to a certain degree honor, such as at ice cream and coffee shops.
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HI! Hi hello I have nothing to say right now like, specifically, but its really fun to say every word I can think of and I'm just SO happy right now and hi hello there and I love u.
I had a dream the other day that I was going to be punished in the afterlife for something I did, but I was able to redeem myself if I told a funny joke sometime between the dream and when I died. then I woke up and I still haven't told a funny joke. Its kinda freakin me out honestly, and its also making it really difficult to think of a funny joke, so its a vicious cycle.
Sorry if that's too personal I'm gonna stop saying things now but WOW HOW FUN 🐖- 1
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I had a 13 dollar sandwich for free today, and before that I had a shredded chicken and cheese sandwich! the first one only came with one piece of bread and we had to eat it as fast as possible for a bus we ended up not needing, because we just waited around and the house where we scarfed down the sandwich until we got a ride to the sandwich lounge. The second probably sounds like the more enjoyable sandwich based on this story but my girlfriend's ex really knows how to make shredded chicken, it was the best sandwich of the day!
btw, I have a question. was I always dead inside or was there like life in me before? -
we bought milk and stole cheesecake and i ate more than my fair share. i might sneak more. will continue to share here as per the new rules
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yeah it has. are yall like all just completely different people now? would you still say rocky and thala know eachother?
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damn yall are wild. its been years now and juss like hi same old? hows it been?
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guys I have a poll
poll party
you wanna come to my poll party cuz all my normal friends are IGNORING ME to do homework and talk to cool people?
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these jammy bottoms that I'm wearing
and it's all over cuz it's lots of all over cuz I'm fat
it's a fat joke
I bet you didn't see that coming
which is the main characteristic of a joke I DID A GOOD JOB
#3 if a train leaves baltimore at 12:42am for Washington DC, but there are no train tracks, when will it reach its destination? -
itallian soda
dinner
tears
I lied
I had one joke, then I realized it wasn't a good joke, then panicked and came up with a new one
then that happened like four more times
I didn't lieeee so much as like drop my jokes and then trip and fall on them and crush them and get joke juice all over my fancy dress shirt
WHICH IS A PUN
CUZ IM WEARING A SHIRTDRESS
AND THAT ALSO MEANS LIKE
YES IT WORKED I WIN
#2 what's grey and white and pink all over? -
#1
what do you get when you cross this soda bottle with this lasagna -
I don't know what that means
but somebody come replace the dinosaur before I start thinking and get all sad n stuff
I just thought of like 10 really good jokes don't you want them -
lullabyyyyyyy -
if you friend me i'll sing you a lullaby
or show you how to make the computer sing you a lullaby in c#
it can only do wavs
don't go
I'm lonelyyyyyyy -
johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt candymancancan dentsthewallbyhittingitwithhismassivesaugmentedfaceplate is the dreamiest man other than anybody who will let me date them please date me anybody
why not just go play minecraft then? -
deus ex is where cool people are made
minecraft has like a guy named steve and a some wheat
deus ex has a guy named jhonathan caramel dinodingus
tell me which one of those dudes sounds dreamier -
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me = my parents
I'm kickass but BAD WORD those guys a lot
also minecraft isn't good anymore
you sound like someone who needs more deus ex -
1. I'm lonely come friend me, that's all I been sayin this whole time
since like 2012 or whenverthehell
2. I have lots of garbage programs I made and some I'm proud of but mostly garbage
3. java is gay
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Today I learned about the Great Charter of Freedoms, and how it is way less cool than I learned about during my education.
Do you think maybe this is why I'm not cool? At Long Last... it all fits!