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  1. I had a 13 dollar sandwich for free today, and before that I had a shredded chicken and cheese sandwich! the first one only came with one piece of bread and we had to eat it as fast as possible for a bus we ended up not needing, because we just waited around and the house where we scarfed down the sandwich until we got a ride to the sandwich lounge. The second probably sounds like the more enjoyable sandwich based on this story but my girlfriend's ex really knows how to make shredded chicken, it was the best sandwich of the day!

    btw, I have a question. was I always dead inside or was there like life in me before?

  2. itallian soda

    I lied
    I had one joke, then I realized it wasn't a good joke, then panicked and came up with a new one
    then that happened like four more times
    I didn't lieeee so much as like drop my jokes and then trip and fall on them and crush them and get joke juice all over my fancy dress shirt

    #2 what's grey and white and pink all over? 

  3. open dev-c++ 5.11 and copypaste that into a new blank document and press printscreen when lotsa the numbers are the same and if the picture has any where all the numbers are the same go WOOOO and then cry 

    and if it doesn't, you wait till the next time most of the numbers are the same then repeat

    or just like play deus ex with that one mod that makes it work and name your person Jeff Crap Detpack
    or deus ex revision if you're feeling fancy, it's a free mod on steam that adds in a bunch of whatever. but with Jorge Cazamackus Dumbledore
    that might fit

  4. #include <iostream>
    using namespace std;

    int main()
        int ugh = 0;
        while (true)
            cout << ugh << endl;

    it's in c++, whatever. it's not a real program anyway, obviously 

    and yes it's good at eating time and rewarding
    and if it's too easy you can just boost the starting number or have it reset if it gets too high or add in sleep if you're a baby or whatever

  5. 1. at the risk of sounding rude, given the context of not being able to run stuff, I obviously meant the original
    2. at the risk of sounding rude, then duh go do that. name your character a bad word so that on the rare occasion you actually see the name you'll be like "wait what"

    and the other game was suggested because it kills lotsa time and is rewarding and there's no way to not be able to run it given it's a compatible OS cuz like if it slows down you won't even know cuz it'll be too fast to read anything but the leftmost couple characters anyway 

    unless you're doing it on like the first computer
    then idk minesweeper 

  6. 3 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said:

    I find it sad that out of my 122 steam games I can never decide on one to play.

    Well if I weren't on a terrible laptop I'd play one of them, but it doesn't run smoothly at all on my laptop so rip.

    deus ex 
    if that doesn't run smoothly on your laptop, get visual studio, open a c# console app document, and type in between the {}s

    int count = 0;
    while (true)


    numbers will go by superduper fast, try to screenshot when one number on the screen has all the same digits, like 55555 or 9999999999 
    the more you mess up, the longer it will take between the tries you get so it gets REALLY TENSE

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