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Cathalos

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  1.    do we have to prove our identity? do you know what I look like?
    besides a sandwitch? 
    I'd hate to travel to such a terrible place just to NOT get a sandwitch from like a friend of a friend of a friend

    also I was thinkin it'd work like this:
    subway closes, we break in and steal all their sandwich stuff (before anything "things" can be "done" to them)
    then we go into togos and sell sandwiches all night. 

    togos is like HEY U STOLE OUR STUFF and we're like "no we didn't see all your stuff is here count it" and they count the tomatoes and **** and we didn't steal their stuff so they just tell us to get out
    subway is like HEY SOMEONE STOLE OUR STUFF but we're not there so they can't blame us
    we go from town to town and become a famous secret night-sandwich shop and we have like tour locations and everyone will come to eat our sneakysammiches(tm)

    now that's an idea with a captial IDEA!
    and we don't need a license because no such license exists, to steal other people's food and sell it. 
    I have a calculator so that'll be the accountant
    and all the other stuff is either in the togos or we just wing it

    U IN? :D

  2. Do you wanna make a sandwich store with me?


    I really want sandwiches a lot but there's no sandwich stuff, and you are good at food but I am legendarily not good at food

    and I can't just work at a sandwich store cuz my mom used to work at a sandwich store and she says the people got drunk and "did things" to the food and I don't know what it means but I feel like it's supposed to make me lose interest

    so it's gotta be one I own and I can't do it alone
    so waddaya say sandwich store partners?

  3. I don't know if I want to be read to by somebody who can't tell the difference between a plural word and a possessive word. just the milk and the pizza and some spending money please, child. 

    worse yet feels the compulsion to make every word in the sentence plural rather than just the noun that should be conjugated. 

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