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I like music in other languages better because I don't have to wonder if nasty judges me for not being able to understand what the singer is saying.
 

my husband is a musician

so like I tried to do the music reciprocation thing
and like, I listen to music everybody knows, and that's like it

so in order to get anything that wouldn't be like everyone knows it, I had to go listen to like all the music I liked when I was like 12

and one of  my SUPERFAVIES that I only ever listened to one song of cuz I didn't like finding new things came out gay now and like that feels so good
like damn straight I knew I had good taste even when I had really bad taste. and she stil makes royalties from churches that play her music so HAAAA that's awesome. 

now I feel compelled to party MORE
you can sleep though. dream of FUN DANCING ICE CREAM NOISE BLANKETS YEAAAAAAH
 

you're the most attractive dinosaur I nkow, that's gotta count for something.

I should go to sleep too but IM NOT GONNA cuz we still have caffeine and I'm betting on the slim odds that riley will say more words to me and I like getting attention from ridiculously attractive people

play them some family force 5
they will then wake up and then go to you and physically make you stop
then you can talk and it's like ohey let's hang out 

I actually do that more often than I talk to friends

yeah

NEVERMIND I FORGOT DAVID CROWDER EXISTS
 

this is what the cool kids like right? 
who's the guy I used to get mixed up with stephen hawking? 
not hawk nelson
he came to my church like in person and I met him
something about eagles
if I google "hawk eagle" I just get birds
LINCOLN BREWSTER
the first time I heard about stephen hawking I thought of lincoln brewster and it turns out the confusion was even worse than I thought. I don't know why but that's definitely a problem I had/have
I wonder if he actually ever did anything good. 

maybe it's cuz lincoln brewster wrote about birds, and he and hawk nelson guy both have weird ugly hair that look similar

 

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TUNES

he looks like you crossed with jim carrey
I had a thing I was gonna counterlink but It's not as good at this.

IMMA GET A COUNTERLINK AND IT WILL BE GOOD AND WE WILL ALL HAVE A MUTUAL HAPPY PARTYTIME

(also good song in a less disguised tone, thanks bunches this was good I might keep this)

I remembered that people at my YOUTH GROUP liked family force 5 so I went to get some family force 5 as a joke but like damn this is so bad this is gonna be haaaaard

that was very good in my ear holes, thank you
part of me feels like it needs more dancing animals though. 

maybe it's just cuz I wanna dance but my cats hate me. 

I wanna share music but all of it is bad so this is me adding to conversation WOOHOO

no her boyfriend won it for her on their PG trip to reno, she had it in her car and she saw my owl and wasl ike "hey I trade u" and I was like "UM YES?" and then she called her boyfriend and was liek "oh btw I love this canadian owl more than our love" and he was like "that's cool bab" and yeah it's just a big fluffball but I LOVE IT 

I will work on writing a thing but it will probably be finished but never released

I'm trying my best but this has too many jokes and WAY too many bad words. 

oh well SORRY I LIKED YOUR THING THANKS FOR SHARING 
it's hard to keep track of my tone when I'm preoccupied by playing patty cake with a 2-foot pikachu
that's taller than a normal pikachu

eat it ash my pikachu is BIGGER
probably not as good as patty cake? it can't stand up it has a round butt but I THINK THATS GOOD RIGHT? 
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I cannot write anything like a pretty john green young adult novel because I have never read one or actually anything ever. books are for people who need to get a human to play patty cake with them (something I have failed at lots of times) 

 

my description of pup song was deprecating or my description of my PLAYDATE was deprecating? 

I swear I thought I was being superduper bubbly positive right now /: 

AINT I BEIN SUPER FUN HAPPY EVERYTHINGS GOOD RN 
 

we hugged and also I showed her all the new clothes I got at christmas and she said a lot of words that meant attractive so I think that's bragging rights. I probably woulda gotten kisses if she didn't have that whole "straight and also dating someone" thing going on. 
Then we talked about the time I took her to a dance and she stole alcohol and I was still the worse dancer

I missed the pup song because rosie's video was more appealing  I guess. I woulda liked it a lot more like 3-5 years ago but it's still like good song I didn't even skip it, but I did start writing this before the song ended. 
I dunno which was a better video though, so you at least basically tied. YAY FOR SHARING EVERYTHING IS GOOD RIGHT NOW
edit nvm rosie's video is really good BUT STILL GOOD YAY EVERYTHING IS GOOD POSITIVITY AND HAPPINESS 

I don't know what a Pup song is but BUT BUT BUT

GUYS I JUST WENT TO FOOD WITH SOMEONE
AND THEN WE WENT TO THE STORE AND I GOT A CUTE THING THAT I DID NOT HAVE BEFORE 
AND THENNN
WE CAME BACK TO MY HoUSE
AND I TRADED AWAY A STUFFED ANIMAL THAT WAS A RECOLOR OF A BETTER STUFFED ANIMAL FOR A 2 FOOT TALL STUFFED PIKACHU
I love it
so much
 

music sounds different than it did a couple years ago. like all of it. 

I should re listen to every song and see how it goes

the guys are supposed to come actually fix the heater or whatever today and they're two hours late and I will be tame when I can safely not sit right in front of the door so I don't miss it. 
I hate guys and doors and guys that knock on doors

also fawkes told me to come back, I'm his fault

nobody talks to me two weeks in a row anymore except this one girl who'd be like "EY YO GIBBACK HERE" if I missed a day, so if I continue to project, I'm sure you're fine 

also ur hot, date me instead 


 

have you tried buying her pizza? 
or being like "hey ur cute" 

or being like "hey", now that I think about it

I'm just thinking of what would make me instantly date anybody

you don't need to say "hey" if you don't want, just like look at her and like do that thing where you like bob your head up a bit but maintain eye contact and it means "sup" 

broke
though it's probably not the music-boy status as much as that you probably have 500 girlfriends and like 40 boyfriends  and gotta take em all on dates

except some of us aren't musicians and we have like a hundred dollars so that wouldn't stop them from taking away your exclusivity 

oooh ok
what about the coffee one? 

I don't get it, to dinosaurs not have boats? is that a joke?
also I dont' get the coffee thing or anything ever nevermind

 

no, it's too late I hate you now
and it's worse cuz I don't actually, I just /joke/ hate you

++ I'm a 2 year old

ask davvy what it's like for me to joke dislike someone
sorry, I don't make the rules

not with u 1-upping my birthday presents like that :,( 

and then saying my REALLY GOOD JOKES are "...something alright"

im gonna cry

ANGIE LIKED IT >:( 

YOU DONT KNOW ME