get some photographs of SCP 096 (an invincible demon that will hunts you down when you see its face, even if you only took a glimpse of its photograph) get a SCP 173 (a sculpture that able to move extremely fast and breaks your neck, but is immobile under direct line of sight. Think of a weeping angel, but this one kills you outright) staple a few SCP 096's photographs on SCP 173 let it loose The only way to keep 173 from killing you is to have a few people to keep an eye on it, but 096 will take care of those guys. it might not be catastrophic, but the laugh is so worth it