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Status Updates posted by Angie Cakes
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I swear on my honour as a potential scream house inhabitant.
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For some people I guess it is.
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I mean sure, pastel cartoon horses are a good way to bring people together!
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All this time I've been in LPW, and I could have actually gone out with someone?
I'm not as upset about that as I feel I should be.
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if you could begin to be, roughly half as great as me, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love
when you see they way they act, when they see me coming back, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love like me
I always thought you might be bad now I'm sure that it's true 'cause I know I'm so good, and I'm nothing like you
look at me go, you just adore me, you wish that you knew, what makes me so very special
if you could, begin to be, someone who does right by me, you would do about anything, you would even learn how to love
when you see, the way I look, pissed at how long you took, you could do about anything you could even learn how to love like me
love like me
love me like me
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it's time for the November 2013 edition of What's Hot and What's Not Monthly.
Breaking the fourth wall jokes: Definitely NOT
Taking time every morning to pray to the Egyptian sun god Ra: TOTALLY HOT
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here's a fun activity you can do with your friends:
on a nice cool day, wash your bedsheets, pick out some clean jammies, take a shower, shave everything so you're nice and smooth and then get blood all over everything from the knicks you got while shaving
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welcome to my scream house
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You should come visit my cake house sometime, sister!
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The Reality=
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IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
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What happened:
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I'd take my bets that this may have been the doing of
Spoiler[Golden Experience Requiem]
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DIIIIIIO! He was totally one of my favourite characters in JJBA!
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do people still make jokes about cupcakes and secret but fun or have we as a collective group forgiven, forgotten and repressed our 2011 sins
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hey ford you might want to give me a slice of your dough for this one: "Built Ford Tough™"
I hope we can make an agreement on payment soon, thanks.
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fun nicknames to call your best friend (me):
girl
bad friend
allergic reaction
my gf (gnarly friend)
questionable cakes
not nice
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follow for more bad posts with bad words
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patriarchy
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phlegm
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Liked, commented and subscribed!!
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There seem to be some misconceptions floating around so allow me to clear the air.
Myth: Spending time with me is an enjoyable and rewarding experience.
Fact: All currently living white tigers are severely inbred and descend from a single white cub that was captured in the 50s. Any sanctuary that claims they're an endangered species is not a sanctuary you should trust or give your money to.
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Myth: I'm the kind of person who can show you a good time
Fact: All cub petting programs are unethical and are harmful both to the cats and the guests. Cubs that are young enough to be safely handled still have underdeveloped immune systems and can get sick from human contact, while older cubs are big enough to do some real harm to a guest. Constantly removing cubs from their mothers for guests to play with can lead to developmental issues.
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I'm sensing a trend here...
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Myth: A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.
Fact: Cakey Angie is a delight to have around.
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urgent question: give me one reason? (serious answers only please)
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You. The reason is You. Obv.
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You, too.
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Because I said so!
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Sunday July 17th at 11:16PM is really the best time to be making christmas videos
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I don't gotta
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wrong incorrect a falsehood
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Did I mention I like to wrap presents? I also wrap birthday presents for people in this house too
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why was everybody in the world born in 1996
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No-one has said that tho...
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I don't know why you're just repeating what I've already said back to me but alright. I appreciate that Validation™
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What...?
Ooooookay...
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how long until the ring leaders of this circus recognize how great I am and bestow upon me the title of "Objectively the Best"
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I happen to like the smell of skunks!
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your ancestors must've eaten a lot of skunks
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Maybe I am a skunk! Named Rose. Hahahahaah
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STOP HAVING JOBS SO YOU CAN FOCUS ALL YOUR ATTENTION ON ME
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see bobbo, this kid knows how it's done
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That sounds so wrong. Bad Steel! Bad!
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When is Steel ever good?
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the hug laws:
• no wimpy hugs
• strong overbearing hugs only
• must be 18+ to hug
• 3+ years of hugging school and a hug score of 275 or higher is required
• must present your huggers license and a photo ID before being permitted to hug
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wimpy ponies are the last ponies that should be getting wimpy hugs they need real intense hugs that teach them the harsh realities of life
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Nah, it would just kill 'em!
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that's the goal
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I just want to let you guys all know that canada post workers could be going on strike any day now, which is probably the reason I haven't received any of your fan letters or gifts yet. I promise I'm not ignoring my fans xoxo ???
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There's a difference?
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I sent you my fan mail via smoke signs though. Does the air go on strike as well in Canada?
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there is no air in canada
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ban people who don't adore me
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Yes, little known fact. Angie Cakes is my mother. And she also makes me sleep outside. Because I am worst pony.
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Hammers! Ban hammers for everyone!
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Hammers are so passé, so I use a giant blood-drenched quill!
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I won't tolerate any more bronies if ur a brony you're blocked
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end my existence in the next 40 minutes and you could WIN $5 see back for more details
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I saw your back and elected to pick your pocket. Do I win?
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no because if you picked my pocket you would only find candy wrappers. the $5 reward was a trick, a ruse, a deception to make the end of my existence immediate and swift.
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You might want to increase the bounty.