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  1. I swear on my honour as a potential scream house inhabitant.

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      Scream houses have no honor, only loyalties. 

    2. DreamySunday

      DreamySunday

      And Screams. Don't forget Screams.

  2. 363d4165c9b5e26b450de33b20c4f7af.png

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    2. Davroth

      Davroth

      For some people I guess it is.

    3. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      I mean sure, pastel cartoon horses are a good way to bring people together!

    4. MicroChip

      MicroChip

      All this time I've been in LPW, and I could have actually gone out with someone?

       

      I'm not as upset about that as I feel I should be.

  3. if you could begin to be, roughly half as great as me, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love

     

    when you see they way they act, when they see me coming back, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love like me

     

    I always thought you might be bad now I'm sure that it's true 'cause I know I'm so good, and I'm nothing like you

     

    look at me go, you just adore me, you wish that you knew, what makes me so very special

     

    if you could, begin to be, someone who does right by me, you would do about anything, you would even learn how to love

     

    when you see, the way I look, pissed at how long you took, you could do about anything you could even learn how to love like me

     

    love like me

     

    love me like me

  4. it's time for the November 2013 edition of What's Hot and What's Not Monthly.

     

    Breaking the fourth wall jokes: Definitely NOT

     

    Taking time every morning to pray to the Egyptian sun god Ra: TOTALLY HOT

  5. here's a fun activity you can do with your friends:

    on a nice cool day, wash your bedsheets, pick out some clean jammies, take a shower, shave everything so you're nice and smooth and then get blood all over everything from the knicks you got while shaving

  6. they sure don't make it like they did in 2002 anymore

  7. time to bring out my Bruise Hammer™

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      Don't play with that thing in the house.

  8. welcome to my scream house 

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    2. Ciraxis
    3. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      You should come visit my cake house sometime, sister!

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      The Reality=

       

  9. IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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    2. Davroth

      Davroth

      What happened: 

       

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    3. Penumbra

      Penumbra

      I'd take my bets that this may have been the doing of
       

      Spoiler

      [Golden Experience Requiem] 

       

    4. CatCakey

      CatCakey

      DIIIIIIO! He was totally one of my favourite characters in JJBA!

  10. do people still make jokes about cupcakes and secret but fun or have we as a collective group forgiven, forgotten and repressed our 2011 sins

  11. hey ford you might want to give me a slice of your dough for this one: "Built Ford Tough™"

     

    I hope we can make an agreement on payment soon, thanks.

  12. fun nicknames to call your best friend (me):

    girl
    bad friend
    allergic reaction
    my gf (gnarly friend)
    questionable cakes
    not nice
    point and click adventure

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      I want to call you Dracula.

    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      also a good name. very fitting of the fact that I suck the life out of many fellas and leave them for dead.

    3. Davroth

      Davroth

      I call you Angsty Cakes in my head. 

  13. follow for more bad posts with bad words

  14. There seem to be some misconceptions floating around so allow me to clear the air.

     

    Myth: Spending time with me is an enjoyable and rewarding experience.

    Fact: All currently living white tigers are severely inbred and descend from a single white cub that was captured in the 50s. Any sanctuary that claims they're an endangered species is not a sanctuary you should trust or give your money to.

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    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      Myth: I'm the kind of person who can show you a good time

      Fact: All cub petting programs are unethical and are harmful both to the cats and the guests. Cubs that are young enough to be safely handled still have underdeveloped immune systems and can get sick from human contact, while older cubs are big enough to do some real harm to a guest. Constantly removing cubs from their mothers for guests to play with can lead to developmental issues.

    3. PyroBlaze

      PyroBlaze

      I'm sensing a trend here...

    4. Davroth

      Davroth

      Myth: A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.

      Fact: Cakey Angie is a delight to have around.

  15. urgent question: give me one reason? (serious answers only please)

  16. Sunday July 17th at 11:16PM is really the best time to be making christmas videos

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    2. CatCakey

      CatCakey

      I don't gotta

    3. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      wrong incorrect a falsehood

    4. CatCakey

      CatCakey

      Did I mention I like to wrap presents? I also wrap birthday presents for people in this house too

  17. why was everybody in the world born in 1996

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    2. CatCakey

      CatCakey

      No-one has said that tho...

    3. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      I don't know why you're just repeating what I've already said back to me but alright. I appreciate that Validation™

    4. CatCakey

      CatCakey

      What...?

      Ooooookay...

  18. how long until the ring leaders of this circus recognize how great I am and bestow upon me the title of "Objectively the Best"

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    2. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      I happen to like the smell of skunks!

    3. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      your ancestors must've eaten a lot of skunks

    4. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      Maybe I am a skunk! Named Rose. Hahahahaah

  19. STOP HAVING JOBS SO YOU CAN FOCUS ALL YOUR ATTENTION ON ME

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    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      see bobbo, this kid knows how it's done

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      That sounds so wrong. Bad Steel! Bad!

    4. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      When is Steel ever good?

  20. I'm a washed up celebrity, nice and clean

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      Aim for mediocrity

  21. the hug laws:
    • no wimpy hugs
    • strong overbearing hugs only
    • must be 18+ to hug
    • 3+ years of hugging school and a hug score of 275 or higher is required
    • must present your huggers license and a photo ID before being permitted to hug
    • no hugs from davroth allowed

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    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      wimpy ponies are the last ponies that should be getting wimpy hugs they need real intense hugs that teach them the harsh realities of life

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      Nah, it would just kill 'em!

    4. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      that's the goal

  22. I just want to let you guys all know that canada post workers could be going on strike any day now, which is probably the reason I haven't received any of your fan letters or gifts yet. I promise I'm not ignoring my fans xoxo ???

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    2. Dubstep

      Dubstep

      There's a difference?

    3. Davroth

      Davroth

      I sent you my fan mail via smoke signs though. Does the air go on strike as well in Canada?

    4. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      there is no air in canada

  23. ban people who don't adore me

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    2. tacobob

      tacobob

      Yes, little known fact. Angie Cakes is my mother. And she also makes me sleep outside. Because I am worst pony. q9Bxmuv.jpg

    3. Ciraxis

      Ciraxis

      Hammers! Ban hammers for everyone!

       

    4. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      Hammers are so passé, so I use a giant blood-drenched quill!

  24. I won't tolerate any more bronies if ur a brony you're blocked

    1. Imagination
    2. Davroth

      Davroth

      #standalonecomplex

    3. SteelEagle

      SteelEagle

      WELL GOSH ANGIE HERE I WAS BEING ALL NICE TO YOU

  25. end my existence in the next 40 minutes and you could WIN $5 see back for more details

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    2. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      I saw your back and elected to pick your pocket. Do I win?

    3. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      no because if you picked my pocket you would only find candy wrappers. the $5 reward was a trick, a ruse, a deception to make the end of my existence immediate and swift.

    4. Davroth

      Davroth

      You might want to increase the bounty.

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