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    Granny Smith
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    Tankena (Tank Mare)
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    Prof. Krashkop

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  1. Now Granny Smith was a little confused. The elderly mare glanced all around the room, looking for AppleJack, Apple Bloom, or any other familiar pony. There seemed to be a lot of mixing and mingling going on, but there really wasn't anypony here that was even close to her age. Granny thought to herself, "Well, I'm here! But wadda I say to all these here youngin's? And how's come I can't find mah granddaughters? Reckon they're doin' more debutauntin' an' such. SAY! I smell food! I know I shouldn't eat this late in the day, but dang nabbit I'm hungry! I'll jist foller mah nose till.." Granny Smith's train of thought was broken when Boulder Dash walked over to her and introduced himself and his younger brother to the Apple Matriarch. "Boulder Dash.. Boulder Dash.. OH YEAH! I remember ya! Ya got that thar tomater farm down the road a piece from Sweet Apple Acres! And little Rocky! Well, ya ain't so little no more. Yur gittin' ta be a find young colt! I kin remember when ol' Big Mac was that small, but he didn't stay little long neither. I was haven' ta git'm a new horse collar fer'm every few months! That sure were a long time ago. So, Boulder Dash, whatcha doin' here? Did ya git an invite? Well, don't wurry none if'n ya didn't. If them big goomer ponies guardin' the doors give ya any flak, jist tell'm yur with me! You an' little Rocky thar! Any friends of mine deserves ta be here, BY CRACKY!" Granny was so 'worked up,' to emphasize her point, Granny Smith stomped her left front hoof hard on the floor. But soon, her mood lightened again and her confusion returned. "Er.. what was I a-sayin'? Well, don't matter none! How's about you fellers escortin' me to the food table? I smells some mighty yummy stuff an' Rocky's a growin' colt. We all could use some good gruff, ain't that right? Have y'all met AppleJack and Apple Bloom yet? Ya gotta see'm while yur here, they're in their party clothes. At least, I think they are.."
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  3. The Matriarch of the Apple Family, Granny Smith decided to stay up past her bedtime so she could attend this Debutante Ball. After all, seeing her youngest granddaughter at such an important event was a once in a lifetime experience and Granny certainly didn't want to miss out on it! "This here seems ta be a real fancy smancy sorta wingding! Lookie over yonder at the Town Hall! Thar's two big ol' goomers standin' guard at the door! Reckon that thar's the way high society folks is! Oh well, I wanna see mah ganddaughters takin' part in this event, so I best try ta blend in with the crowd." Granny Smith patiently waited in line for her turn to enter the building. When one of the attendants asked for her invitation, Granny Smith gave it to him without argument. Though she was a little confused by why he needed to hold it. "ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF MISS GRANNY SMITH!" "Why are ya yellin' so dang blamed loud, sonny? I know who I am! I ain't as senile as ya think I am! Back in MAH day, when we hadda fancy dance, we held it in a big ol' barn out under the stars and.." Granny stopped speaking when she realized all eyes were now on her. "Err, surry bout all that, folks, y'all git back ta debutantin' stuff, don't ya mind me," the elderly mare said as she began to search the gathered crowd for Applebloom and Applejack.
  4. AppleJack's statement reminded Granny Smith of one essential fact she had forgotten during all the pre-party activities: She still had another batch of apple fritters in the oven! "Land's sakes! Gotta git them fritters out! One side, y'all!" Granny Smith neighed as the elderly mare made a mad dash for the oven, pushing aside many of the ponies who stood in her way with a surprising burst of speed and strength. Granny's race to the fritters toppled both Uncle Apple Strudel and Grand Pear. "Granny!" Grand Pear yelled as he and the bearded Germane stallion got back up on their four hooves. "Herr Pear, mein sister vould run through a vall of timberwolves ta prevent her baked goods from burning in dee oven!" Uncle Apple Strudel laughed. "Whew! Jist made it in time!" Granny announced as she opened the over door and took the freshly baked fritters out. "I wonder if'n I kin find a volunteer who'd wanna taste test this here batcha fritters ta make sure they're done up right!" Granny turned and smiled at Big Mac, giving the burly stallion a wink. Meanwhile, Grand Pear turned to face Rainbow Dash to answer her question. "Indeed I do love cake, young mare," the Patriarch of the Pear family said with a smile, "and I love cake even more when I'm dining, with family!" "Vell said, Herr Pear!" added Uncle Apple Strudel as the bearded stallion turned towards AppleJack, "Ja! I see dee cutie mark Frau Applebloom, und it is vonderba! Und you, Herr Zap Apple, I know you like cake also, ja? In dis family, you vill eat much cake und pies und fritters und.." "That thar's enough speechafy'n, brother!" Granny Smith interrupted, pointing at the birthday cake with the single cake lit on top of it. "Time ta sing Happy Birthday ta our birthday colt! AppleBloom, ya might need ta help yur nephew blow out that thar candle! Ok y'all, commence ta singin'! Here in Equestria, if'n ya sing a good enough song, music'll spring up outta nowhere ta help the song along! Let's see if that works THIS time!"
  5. Granny Smith spotted Apple Bloom finishing up the icing on the birthday cake out of the corner of her eye. Slowly, she turned her head and shouted, "GREAT JOB THAR, APPLE BLOOM!", briefly interrupting the ongoing conversation taking place in the front room. "Whoops! Sorry bout that, y'all. Don't mind me, jist keep a talkin'!" As Granny listened and witnessed other members of the family greeting and hugging Uncle Apple Strudel and Zap Apple, hearing Big Mac ask them about their trip. "Oh, zee trip vas vonderba!" the bearded stallion announced. "It vas a nice zeppelin ride from Germaney, oh zee beautiful sky! Big Mac, have you ever been flying? You vould love it!" "I just got back from Vanhoover," Grand Pear explained, "I was fortunate to have returned just in time to receive your lovely invitation to this party!" Granny Smith watched the arrival of Rainbow Dash with great joy. The elderly mare nodded at AppleJack's affirmation, smiling widely until Grand Pear asked about the 'father' of little Zap Apple. The gray maned mare knew all about the origin of little Zap Apple. She didn't quite understand the 'mechanics' of it, but Granny tried not to think about it too much. Zap Apple was super cute and her first great grandchild and that was good enough for Granny! As she thought hard about how to respond, AppleJack answered Grand Pear's question. This caused the patriarch of the Pear family to look instantly perplexed and confused. "What? How? Rainbow Dash and.. But.. But.." "Do not looked so surprised, Herr Pear!" Uncle Apple Strudel neighed. "After all, Equestria is a land of powerful magic!" "But.. I do not understand.." "Who in tarnation cares about understandin', ya old plow horse!" Granny Smith said playfully to her former rival. "Thar he is! He's our first great grandfoal! I can't explain zap apples, but I know they come every season. I can't explain THIS Zap Apple either, but I know he's gonna grow up ta make the whole family proud!" "You're right Granny Smith," Grand Pear said with a nod as he walked up to AppleJack and Rainbow Dash. "I am so glad I could be here to celebrate this adorable foal's first birthday! I'm Grand Pear and I know YOU are the famous Rainbow Dash! You, AppleJack and your friends have saved our fair land from disaster numerous times! It is indeed a pleasure to meet you in person!" "Alrighty folks! Time ta mosey on over ta the kitchen, let's git this here party started!" Granny Smith shouted, nudging Uncle Apple Strudel and Grand Pear in that direction.
  6. Season 7 has proven one thing for me, the writers of this cartoon have NOT run out of ideas! I loved the originality of this episode and this is the 'fainting couch' Rarity at her glorious best! It was great to see Rarity, with the urging of her friends, turn a very bad situation all the way around! One of the best episodes of the season! Personally, I think Rarity should've kept her 'punk' look.
  7. "Thank ya a heap, AppleJack!" Granny Smith neighed as she accepted the icing container from her granddaughter. "Glad yur startin' ta calm down. Fer a while thar, you was actin' like a nervous cat in a room fulla rockin' chairs." As the elderly earth mare began to ice the birthday cake, out of the corner of her eye she caught the sight of Big Mac quietly grabbing up one of her own hot apple fritters. Granny Smith was about to say something but then noticed how the huge stallion reacted to the piping hot fritter in his mouth. Granny Smith grinned and pretended not to notice, she figured poor Big Mac had been punished enough due to his burnt tongue. Suddenly, there was the sound of a crash in the living room. "OH NO!" Granny Smith shouted as she followed Applejack into the room and watched her tend to little Zap Apple. "Say youngin'! Best watch ware yur wonderin' off ta. Reckon ya git that adventurous spirit of yours from yur ma!" the elderly mare said in a firm but polite voice. All of her decades of experience with foals taught Granny Smith that they're naturally curious and love to climb and explore. "He's OK, Applejack. Ya gotta admire the kid's spunk! I had spunk like that a long time ago. I wonder ware it went? Oh well.." As Granny was about to say more, suddenly a very loud noise burst all over the barnyard. OOOOMMMMPPPPPAAAAA! OOOOMMMMMPPPPPPPAAAAAA!! "I know who THAT is a-comin'!" Granny Smith shouted as she poked her head out the window. There was a taxi stage coach parked in front of the farmhouse. Out stepped an elderly dark yellow pelted stallion with a green pear cutie mark on his flank. Seated on the back of the stage, wearing and tooting his huge tuba was an elderly olive green stallion with a white mane and beard wearing a green suit and stylish hat. "GRAND PEAR! APPLE STRUDEL!" Granny shouted as she galloped out to greet them. "Hello Granny Smith," Grand Pear said after exchanging a big hug. "I was in Ponyville, hailing a taxi to ride out here when I ran into this distinguished gentle pony who had just arrived from Germaney. Since he was going my way, I gave him a lift!" "Good Morgen Frau Granny Smith!" Uncle Apple Strudel neighed as he leapt from the back of the taxi and gave his tuba one more loud blast. "HEY STRUDEL! COULD YA KNOCK IT OFF!" Granny shouted. "Yur scarin' all mah critters!" "Oh, sorry bout dat, dear sister," the bearded stallion said as he took off the tuba and accepted a quick hug from Granny Smith. "C'mon in the house you two, come an' see little Zap Apple!" Granny Smith neighed as she led the pair of elderly stallions inside. There, Grand Pear and Uncle Apple Strudel smiled upon seeing the excitable foal. "What do you know, Granny Smith? Our first great grandchild has wings!" Grand Pear announced with delight. "Vhat? You didn't know dat, Heir Pear?" Uncle Apple Strudel asked as he approached him. "Und how is mein favorite grand nephew today? Vait till you see dee present I brought ya, all dee vay from Germaney!" "He's adorable, Applejack," Grand Pear said to his mother. "His father must be a Pegasus, where is he? I must meet the happy stallion who sired this incredible foal!"
  8. Granny Smith Working hard in the kitchen was the gray maned matriarch of the Apple Family, Granny Smith. "Alrightee! Got little Zap Apple's cake ready for icin', got the last batch of apple fritters in the oven! Gotta guard the pile of'm we got from yur big brother! He's always a-wolffin' down mah fritters when I ain't lookin'! Now Applejack, don't ya fret none! This here's gonna be one fantastic shindig fer Zap Apple. See? Almost got all the food ready an' I got word that yur Uncle Apple Strudel's gonna be comin' here all the way from Germaney! Hope that bearded rascal don't bring his tuba with'm. Last time that ol' goat played his tuba it scared our cows plumb ta death! Oh, and I did invite Grand Pear ta come too! After all, he did make peace with us Apples an' is tryin' ta make amends fer all his past meanness. Hopefully, the rest of our party guests will be as furgivin' as we are. Relax, Applejack! Party ain't supposed ta start fer a while. Rainbow Dash'll be here. Ya know she's not gonna miss this fer all the tea in Canterlot!" Granny Smith tried to look reassuring to her frantic granddaughter. But the elderly mare understood how important first birthdays were and how they are always celebrated with great enthusiasm in the Apple Family.
  9. Roger Goodell got booed last night, but he got the last laugh when Brady and the Pats came up short in the game! Oh @SteelEagle how do you like the Seahawk's new 'alternative logo'?
  10. Steel, isn't that what you predicted LAST season, and the season before that, and the season before that and.....