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  1. The real winner is me. Tom Terrific is certified greatest of all time. No question at all
  2. Aquaria's tail was wagging fiercely as she stared across to the tiny grifflet. Her thoughts about adorable tiny pets slowly started to wander off into darker thoughts as she realized something important. "Disco. All of these noodles and ducks are trapped in the mirrors! None of them can escape. Are we trapped to? I think we might be stuck in mirrors, look they are all around us! I hear that mirrors steal your soul or was it your magic if you look at them too long," the ducktiger whined in a concerned voice, clearly overthinking things as she started to panic! The life guard leaped up into Discord's arms and covered his face in a panic, blinding him as she draped her lithe form over his body! "You are staring too much Discord. I think they might be trying to replace you. Nobody can escape the mirror realm, magic doesn't work there because it is like special," she reasoned aloud, her logic nonexistent as she clearly had no idea what she was talking about. Her mind was sometimes a spiderweb of completely unrelated thoughts, connected only vaguely from a simple origin. She tried to steer Discord from atop his form, the hybrid awkwardly turning his head to try and get him going in another direction. In addition to being moderately crazy, she clearly wasn't a good driver either, pointing him at a larger mirror that mostly resembled them. When she spotted both of them in that mirror, she squawked in playful terror! "Ah, if you walk into it, they will body snatch us. Ahh, there is a tiger on you Disco, watchout," Aquaria added in fear, tail wagging wildly as it became unclear if she was scared or having fun!
  3. Aquaria was indeed a good bird, always trying to be the best griffon she could be! She followed him over to the hall of mirrors, worried that her doppelgangers were nice griffons or ponies. She stood at the base of the stairs, and took a deep breath, the bird poofing her cheeks out in defiance! The lifeguard knew that she had to brave if she wanted to stand any chance! With a careful step, the hybrid walked up the stairs, pausing as she saw her twin sisters, a funny looking duck tiger on both her left and right. Her tail wagged excitedly, Aquaria giggled, finding her mirror image far too entertaining. "Be careful Disco, you never know when one of these weird zebrageese might attack," she warned excitedly. For as genuine as she might have been, fear was rather alien to her, the lifeguard's tail wagging wildly as she looked at her evil counterparts. She walked into the hall seeing the first mirror at the entrance! It contained the tiny version of her, the cutest grifflet ever staring back at her. Aquaria tried to get in a battle pose but couldn't giggling and cooing as she gently pawed at the cute mirror creature.
  4. Ria loved fun as much as the next pony, but this was too much. Her brain was sure that she was going to splat into the ground at one million miles an hour! Ria felt the weightlessness of flight with the torture of confinement, and quacked loudly in horror, her rose colored eyes saucer sized as she stared doom down on the descent! As soon as Aquaria was sure that the end had arrived, a flash of light entered her eyes while the lifeguard was magically switched with the operator! There was now a griffoness in a orange suit squawking loudly at the controls. It took a few seconds of aimless screaming before she realized where she was. Her eyes stared at the control panel as her brain tried to decipher the device. After looking for too long, she realized where the power was and powered down the ride. Although the mean pony may have deserved a good ride, she was too worried about all the other ponies and had to save them! Her lifefguard instincts were too powerful to be blinded by the desire for revenge! Once the ride slowed down, Ria looked over to Discord, no longer screaming or crying as her floof had expanded two fold to partially hide her face. She felt bad for the bully unicorn, but smiled as her DIscord appeared and offered an alternative. When asked about something less complicated, she nodded in agreement. "Yah, I like rides that I don't have to control! Still not sure how they made me switch places with the ride operator. That is a great trick. How do you think they did it Disco?" she commented in a cheerful manner. It was quite clear that the strange hybrid had no idea what his magic did. "You want to go the hall of mirrors? Be careful, there is a crazy duck who waves at you there. If you try to surprise her, she counter attacks and it is impossible to dodge. Be careful Disco, she might catch you," she warned in a concerned tone. The lifeguard wrapped herself around his arm while delivering her warning. Her innocence was endearing to say the least!
  5. All the mares praise my speed. Oh wait a minute, is this what sarcasm is? My life has all been a lie! Noooooooooooooooooo
  6. WINTER IS COMING FOR NEW YORK. I CHOOSE YOU MR PHONEY WANNA BE MVP AARON RODGERS.
  7. Asteria peered down into a lower level of the canyon, spotting a unicorn on the brink of falling into an icy underground river. Crimson eyes examined the situation, noting his awkward stance as they almost seemed to mathematically evaluate the best course of action. A light humming sound came from her long black horn as she exercised a quick burst of magic. Shadow Scribe could feel a strange and sudden yank on his hind leg as he was pulled away from the water and ice, although he could see no visible magic exercising its power over him, at least not in such a perilous position. As he slid back away from his potential demise, Asteria examined his surroundings, searching for a path for him to reach her upper level of the cavern. "There is an icy path on your right that leads to my location. You are free to traverse it up to my level, or I can offer to lift you to my level. You are also free to continue with your experiments if that is your preference. I would suggest avoiding the testing of advanced magical equipment in such a dangerous area, at least without proper supervision," she added in a stoic tone, seeming completely in control of her emotions in the somewhat stressful scene. Her dispassionate eyes looked upon his equipment, noting the runes upon them as she speculated what would bring him to a place like this to train. She assumed it was a training technique that thrived on the necessity of success, pushing himself farther than he might normally be willing to. That of course was just an assumption though, and Asteria tried to avoid making them, deciding to properly interview him once he was in a safe position.
  8. The howls of frigid wind sliced through the air, carving into everything unfortunate enough to be exposed to the open air! The light treading of hooves on stone filled the air as a lone pony crossed through the icy wastes via an elaborate cave system. She was a black unicorn mare covered in the heaviest of parkas, only trace amounts of her scarlet mane and tail seeming to escape into the freezing air of the wasteland. The courier was tasked with exchanging a fire ruby for a flask of dragonfire, and had just completed her mission, now carrying a bottle of the fiery liquid. It was safely stored away, radiating warmth of the unicorn as carried on with her trip to return to the Crystal Empire. Hot breaths of air escaped her maw as she slowly walked through the cavern. Immediately upon exiting her mouth, the air crystallized and fell to the ground in light shards, cracking as it hit the floor. Her mind flashed back to her previous dealing with a very impressed white dragoness. The great lizard was quite eager to collect her prized dinner, and was quick to trade with the strange pony who didn't fear her! "The hotsprings should be just around the corner. It should be warm enough a location to camp for the evening," she verbalized aloud, stepping around the corner to see the familiar sources of hot water waiting her arrival! Her mind thought of all the things she was going to do to rest and recover from the tiring icy trek. The unicorn soon slipped free of her warm outfit and loomed over the near boiling heat source! The long and powerful muscles of a marathon runner defined her form, the strange mare standing in stark opposition to the stereotype of her kind. She focused much more on physical training than magic training, but still had quite a few secrets to teach intrepid young unicorns! Just as she resolved to step into the water, the thundering crash of ice snapping under the force of something powerful filled the air. Her crimson eyes drifted away from the water and deeper into the cavern. If she didn't know any better, someone had either hit something, or been hit surprisingly hard! "Is someone there?" Asteria called out in the air, her voice seeming almost dispassionate as she took a few steps deeper to spot the source of this noise!
  9. Aquaria looked over to Discord in awe. The griffoness knew he was secretly a hero no matter what he might proudly declare. Previously bad ponies couldn't come to terms with how great they were! A smile spread across her face as she looked across to Discord, the lifeguard just glad to be with his chaotic buddy! The clicking noises of the ride filled the air, snapping her back to reality! Her paws wiggled excitedly as Ria looked on, but soon her brow raised in concern. "Disco, easy setting should have been this high, or this high. Or maybe even that high," she remarked nervously as the edged closer to the top of the ride tower. She shivered visibly, clearly looking scared, the griffoness an admittedly poor flyer on her own part. Ria didn't want to alarm Discord and kept a stiff, if not slightly quivering upper beak! There wasn't even a reprieve to catch their breath at the top. Suddenly, without warning, it fell at the instant it peaked, there was a feeling in the air, a dangerous feeling! Ria felt gravity pull the ride down faster than she was! This weightlessness was terrifying, it felt like they were falling to their doom for an uncomfortably long time! The terrified squawk of a bird in her last moments filled the air as her wings tried in vain to break free of her prison! "Ahhhhh, I'm so sorry," she cried out as their doom was all but certain! The ride was in all actuality safe, but her brain didn't know that, her chest heaving wildly as the bird tried in vain to save herself!
  10. The professional football team in Washington with an unprofessional name.
  11. Aquaria watched Discord in awe as he stared down the evil ticket pony. She wondered if they were about to fight, but soon realized that her friend had crushed the spirit of the evil pony and converted him into a permanent ally. Her eyes went wide as the pair parted ways. The lifeguard dashed after him and leaned up with her neck and whispered with her usual playful tone! "Disco, you are so brave! You're my hero," she explained with a smile while wrapping the spirit up in her powerful grabbers! She was more interested in Discord than the ponies, but the playful carnival music of her environment quickly brought the griffoness back into reality! "Oh, well, if you want my opinion, we should go for the scariest ride first. If you survive it, everything else will be easy, right? Uh, the scariest ride is that one," she explained excitedly, hopping up and down! Her talon pointed to a ride that was as tall as any sky scraper. "This ride drops you until you reach terminal velocity! That means MAXIMUM fall speed," she remarked with a giggle as the terrified ponies screamed at the top of their lungs, certain of their demise! She saw them all flailing towards their doom, only to be saved at the last possible moment. Her heart beat uneasy, but her resolve did not falter, Aquaria was brave, but she was even more foolhardy than anything! She looked up at Discord, almost like a foal longing to play with her favorite parent. "Try not to cry when we fall, okay," she explained while leading him up to the ride, a mischievous looking unicorn at the controls. "Can you take it easy on us? My uncle here is a senior after all," she remarked excitedly, squeezing Discord in a manner that would embarrass most ponies. The unicorn nodded, but devlishly smirked, cranking the intensity to maximum. He was going to scare the feathers off Aquaria, but she was too nice and gullible to notice!
  12. That awkward moment when you realize you were looking at the wrong week when you pick the ****ty giants to upset the cowboys. FML XD
  13. Aquaria was not a child by any means, although her demeanor often did a lot to convince ponies of otherwise! Her striped tail wagged excitedly as the pair wandered through the streets. She of course lived here, and wandered the streets often, but that didn't mean she traveled far from the beach regularly. Aquaria's eyes were wide as they traveled through the city. Rose colored orbs sucked in the lights of her surroundings as the lifeguard absorbed the nightlife that often went unnoticed! There were neon signs and brightly covered billboards that radiantly shone in the darkening moonlight. Her sense of wonder seemed limitless, the loons maw agape with awe at her surroundings! Then when her eyes spotted the park, she couldn't stifle an excited quack as she suffered a fit of happy feet, paws and talons rapidly stomping the ground as she struggled to hide her reaction to the setting! "I haven't been here in a million years! I was the tiniest little filly the last time I was here," she declared excitedly before her gaze caught the movement of a racoon behind her. Ria was quite prone to hyperbole though, a year or 10 being similar amounts of time to her, not to mention her species being something different that her misguided quote! Before Discord could bother to correct her though, she spotted the racoon scamper up her friend before hiding under his hat. She remembered the price signs at the park and remembered it only asked for young, adult or senior ponies. There was never a mention of pets, and she assumed it was technically okay, the lifeguard leaning against her much taller and older chaperone. The pair eventually reached the front gate of the amusement park and were greeted with a sign decorated in jubilant looking ponies. They were all engaged in play, and seemed to be as generic and inoffensive as possible, one of each type of pony celebrating a fun time in a nondescript location. Her eyes looked at the prices, 5 bits for foals, 20 bits for adults and 10 bits for seniors! The pony at the ticket booth looked old and grumpy, seemingly stranded in this location, stuck being surrounded by those more happy than himself. He was a pegasus with greying feathers and wings, his pale eyes looking for any reason to dissect the tales of potential customers. Upon seeing him, the lifeguard recoiled slightly, intimidated by his stern appearance. Although she did not actually shrink, the diver looked smaller as she minimized her appearance in fear! "Uncle Disco, I don't think that he is willing to play any games. He might be a ruff and gruff pony," she warned while the pair walked up to the window. Aquaria gulped nervously and looked to her new best friend for guidance, expecting this pegasus to scuttle their plans!
  14. Aquaria was squeezing Discord uncomfortably tight, perhaps a bit of it being her own fear more than rescue of the draconequus. Ria was surprised to be able to lift such a large creature, but when her eyes spotted his flapping wings, her cheeks reddened in embarrassment. Still, she had the bravery instincts of a good lifeguard! Lesser ponies might have froze when threatened by the all too common sand shark! She carefully released Discord, watching him turn back to his normal form with a flick of his magic. The brave ninja had done some sort of water jutsu or something to vanquish the evil shark, and the lifeguard sat down on her haunches and waved in a thanking manner to the furry bandit! After her heart rate normalized, the lifeguard chuckled at the picture of his horrific quail form. She snickered, knowing she was right about him being a dragonquail! He was very nice about it, not lingering on it for too long though! At the mention of being able to swim, but not wanting to get cold, her eyes drifted down to her dripping form and the words of her mother entered her head. "Sillyhead, you can't go wandering around town, dripping water all over the place!" the face of a dark faced griffon entering her mind, causing her too smile before leaping onto her premade towel and drying herself off with all the speed that could be mustered from an energetic bird! After a few sprays of sand, she was no longer shivering, the hybrid bounding across the sand and grabbing Discord by the talon before carefully walking him into the city! "I think there must be a curse on one of the sunken ships i scour during winter. Every time I visit it, I get super shivers and sick. There must be some way to get that treasure and not get cursed! Maybe I can get one of the fancy water suits! I hear that they are pretty curse proof. When I come up too fast from my diving, that doesn't feel too great either. Decompression sickness is a bummer," she explained with a bit of a frown. It was a bit unclear what her total knowledge was. She seemed familiar with advanced ailments like that, but oblivious to more mundane ones like the common cold. She seemed to know a bit, perhaps it was just her free spirit coming up with explanations for her common colds that were more fun than just getting sick from hypothermia or any other type of prolonged exposure! As the pair exited the beach and approached the city streets, the jovial lifeguard's eyes narrowed in a seemingly serious manner. Something about the city itself had her on edge, but the illusion of tension quickly melted away as her long striped tail wagged in a blurred blending of white and black! The streets were clear this early, making it safe for the pair to rush over to the amusement park. '"Be careful when crossing the Street Uncle Disco! If you aren't paying attention, you might get hit by a cart! I've only been hit by carts a few times though! Some ponies say I should fly, but they aren't the boss of me! You meet more ponies when you are walking. Don't you agree," the lifeguard explained while waving at a curious filly that stared at her from a safe distance away! The amusement park could be spotted through the jungle of buildings in the city and she couldn't wait to see how her friend reacted to all the super death defying rides like the merry-go-round and scrambled eggs! And the swinging ship, she squawked her head off in fear and joy the last time she rode one of those!
  15. Aquaria nodded excitedly as he explained himself to her. She was too enamored with this strange snake dragon pony wizard to realize her own body shivering from the cold water drenching her fur. Ignorance was bliss for now, the lifeguard's tolerance for pain keeping her in an idyllic state as they spoke! She wondered how he could fly without flapping, but guessed it was one of his unicorn spells. She wondered what it would be like to have a unicorn horn and giggled madly, her wide zebra hips squirming with excitement as she let her imagination run wild! "Wow, I would be the best unicorn ever if I had a horn! I think my magic ability would be summoning fish or something," she reasoned aloud, placing a talon on her head and poking a digit up like it was a horn! She had no idea how that would work, but decided to always expect the best out of every situation. Ria wasn't foolhardy, she was just positive! "Draconoquail? I guess I could see it a little! Well, don't take it personally if I say your species wrong, I'm not super good at all the fancy names," she explained with a smile on her beaked face. For as oblivious as she was, the lifeguard was mildly aware of her shortcomings, at least when her mind wasn't racing out of control! When he said he didn't like putting fish on pizza though, she gasped audibly, covering her beak in horror! "Fish is the best pizza topping, but the again, I guess I could see a pony not wanting to put pizza on their delicious fish! Why ruin something that was already pretty great," the duck explained while staring at her writhing talons that wanted the feel of a fresh fish in them! She never really thought about eating another griffon, but she was glad to hear that they weren't good eating. Part of her mind wanted to test this with a good gnaw, but her limited sense reigned supreme and controlled her! When he poofed his tourist outfit into existence, Ria couldn't help but cock her head to the side. For being a magician, he was really good at magic! The only person who had better magic was her mother. She could steal the ducktigresses nose 100 times and she never figured out how! "Maybe my mom used Zebra magic to steal my nose all those times. But ya, if you can't swim, I think an amusement park would probably be more fun! Just make sure to stand up for your rights as an old Draconoquail! If they don't give it to you, tell them that Princess Celery will set them straight," the lifeguard explained in her usual excited manner. She was usually less assertive and flowed with the river of the world, but something about Uncle Disco got her heart beating! Aquaria felt a little bit wild, perhaps even a little chaotic in his presence! She thought about her age and giggled at the thought of passing herself as a six year old grifflet! It was the cutest thing she could imagine and found herself wiggling with excitement! "Well I would need to cut my age by like a third or a quarter! That would be pretty hard to do. It would be a really big fib," Ria explained with a smirk, not exactly thinking it as the most possible thing. A black talon wrapped around his own as the eager the hybrid dragged her new best friend of the day over to the amusement park! She wasn't one to fly, always walking or swimming unless the situation demanded it! Unfortunately for her though, the fierce ninja had begun playing a violin. While the diver enjoyed music as much as the next pony, the presence of her most mortal of enemies blocked that out of her mind. At the appearance of the shark, her heart raced, talon squeezing down uncomfortably on the lord of chaos. "Shark," she squawked in terror, wrapping her other claw around Discord as she flapped her immense wingspan with all of her might. Her cheeks poofed out as her face reddened, the inexperienced flyer struggling to carry the draconequss only a few feet above the ground. Ria had no idea what he weighed, but it seemed like infinity pounds to her limited strength!
  16. When he mentioned dragon and unicorn, she gasped excitedly, surprised that the was such a thing at all! Aquaria thought about what to call him, none of the ideas ever drifting in the direction of his actual species. "Unigon, no, Dragoncorn sounds better. Does he like corn? Wait, what were talking about?" she thought in her head, trying to devise a fun title or descriptor for her very special friend! To have all the other creature parts meant he was a special pony, or a very good wizard. Her sense of magic understanding was as broad as a newborn foals, the lifeguard deciding to stop speculating and avoid making a fool out of herself! "They are great additions, I just have a pointy face add on and a ring tailed add on! I suppose I have wings too, but those come standard on my model," she explained excitedly, almost seeming to examine herself like a customized cart of some kind! The diver squirmed excitedly and looked back at her black wings, spreading them wide for him to look. Like any self respecting griffon, her wingspan was massive, easily the equal of even an alicorn! They only lightly dripped water, her feathers reasonably waterproofed, perhaps hinting a bit to her resistance to cold! "Oh well your horns are impressive. I don't know what they are, but nopony I have ever met had two! Well I did meet some deer and goats that had two. And I think.., but no! Yours are definitely the best horns. You have me outclassed in the horn department, but I have the bigger wings," she explained excitedly while playfully poking a pink tongue out of the side of her black maw! At the mention that she was more fish than bird, she giggled out a cute quack before looking herself over again. "Well, a wise pony once told me that we are what we eat. Maybe that is why all the ponies in Baltimare are bad swimmers. If they ate more fish, they could swim better! Wait a minute! If I'm a fish because I eat fish, does that mean you eat.... uh, everything! Did you eat a griffon claw to get that grabber?" she asked excitedly, not aware that the implication of that would be dangerous for her if it was true! It was probably a sign that she wasn't used to being preyed on, the lifeguard too excited to be afraid of her new friend! When he showed interest in her offer for senior discounts, her tail wagged like the excited kitten she was! "Yeah, ponies have discounts for their older people! Like 100 or something. You said you were like two hundred or thousand years old. You should ask someone who gives what discounts! I know that seniors get discounts to see movies and eat food. Not all places offer it to seniors though. I guess that some ponies like seniors more than others! If I had a store for my treasure horde, I would give you a senior AND a friend discount! Just be prepared to have an identification. Some ponies won't believe that you are a million years old! See, I have proof that I am me," she explained, excitedly, as her rose colored eyes drifted away from his fiery pupils and to the leg of a nearby lifeguard tower! With a few quick digging swipes of her talons, Aquaria plucked out a bag and pulled out an old school identification card for him to look at. "See, it has my picture, my age and some other stuff on it too. I'm apparently a pegasus too," she excitedly explained to him while showing off her old senior high school identification card! It was a slightly younger version of herself, the card stating that she was basically a young adult, of the three pony species listed on the card, hers had the pegasus identifier punched in, the school probably not prepared for a seemingly foreign exchange student or some other manner of unusual creature! Perhaps the card might have been a source for her unusual self identity problems!
  17. Curious eyes watched as he shielded away traces of seawater as if he was some sort of unicorn. She had no idea what was going on or what he was, but that didn't stop her from speaking up. While most ponies had a filter, Aquaria often did not, her words often spewing from her pointy maw with the most minimal of thought! "Oh sorry! Wait, you're a unicorn? You have two horns, do they both let you do magic? You must be half unicorn and half uhhh, something weird like me," she theorized aloud, arching her back as she moved into a predatory pouncing posture! The last unicorn she met on the beach was some weird pony who created ghosts that were definitely not illusions, and definitely were eating her! This creature looked really different to her though, the griffoness trying to think back to what she was taught in class. The mere thought of school caused her stomach to growl, the young hybrid remembering how the Baltimare school never served fish. Her teacher told her that nopony else in school liked fish, so and that was why they always served boring food like plants and bread. After shaking herself back into reality, Aquaria tried to remember what was going on, tapping her cheek before her mind started working again. "Oh, we must be related Disco! Look, we both have eagle claws, yours is just covered in butter! Are you my uncle or something? Oh, my name is Aquaria, nice to meet you," she replied with a smile, sitting on her haunches while extending a sturdy black talon to shake his own. Upon closer examination, her talons seemed somewhat standard, if not darker than usual grabbers, her beak a bit more unusual, long and pointed like that of a grebe, a type of duck that had her rose colored eyes as well. Her striped form was from that of a white tigress, but seeing as she had met more zebras than tigers in her life, the goofy griffon often made the same incorrect bodily diagnosis. While she looked a bit like a zebra, she was one hundred percent griffon, and not a hippogriff in any manner of the word! Her eyes drifted past Discord and to his treasure chest, the wet feathers of Aquaria expanding with excitement at the prospect of discovering another treasure chest! "Well as a professional lifeguard and diver, I would just like to say that you have a scallywag in your treasure chest robbing your booty! If you ever want to collect more treasure, I know a place, although it is a bit too cold for out of towners. You see, some ponies get cold and hop out of the water. A diver hops in and shivers up a storm! Shivering is just your bodies way of staying warm. You're only ever cold if you think you are cold. Do you understand Lord Disco? Mind over matter solves everything! Although some ponies say having no mind helps you avoid freezing, whatever that means," she explained with a giggle, not understanding what a few mean ponies had said about her in passing. It was rather hard to get her down, even when ponies said mean things to her, Aquaria often found herself agreeing with them, pacifying them since she rarely took mean words to heart. The griffoness squirmed excitedly at the prospect of going diving in the icy waters with her equally strange friend she just met before pausing as something strange about him crossed his mind. It wasn't that he was an unusual creature, it wasn't that he had magic, it wasn't even that he was some sort of special fancy person with a million titles. It was that he said he was centuries old! "Wow, you're a senior citizen? If you need any help crossing the streets, or anyone wants to deny you a senior discount, just point them in my direction and I will set them straight," she proudly declared, completely failing to understand whom this mythical monster in her presence was. If ignorance is truly bliss, Aquaria is almost eternally blissful, her hips wiggling wildly as her mind raced over a never ending stream of unrelated thoughts!
  18. It was quite the cold morning as the sun struggled against the cold of winter to energize the people of Equestria against the ever present frigid weather. Every pony with a lick of sense was huddled up on the beach, shivering for warmth until the sun bathed the land in enough heat to stave off the cold. Of course, that statement assumed that everyone was a pony, and everyone had sense! A rogue wave lumbered towards the beach, meekly threatening the domain of Discord as the wall of water jettisoned its contents at the feet of the strange chimeric lord. A griffoness covered in black feathers and soaked in what looked like gallons of seawater was ejected from the wave, flipping forward as water sprayed from her feathers in the direction of the draconequus. The grating sound of moving sand filled the air as the griffoness landed on her back, long pointed beak peering up into the cloudy winter sky as she tried to regain her bearings! "Wow, b-body surfing is a lot easier than actual surfing. You just sorta let the waves throw you around like a silly shoobie," the griffoness explained to nobody in particular as her beak rapidly chattered in an apparent sign of cold. After the world around her began to slowly stop spinning, the hybrid quickly rolled over and spotted the lord of chaos wearing an inner tube. Upon seeing his form, her cheeks poofed out as she prepared to speak. "Mister, make sure you haven't eaten anything before you go swimming, I wouldn't want you to get any cramps," she excitedly explained, her form coming more into vision as she shook off speckles of sand. Her dark feathers were oddly contrasted by her white and black striped form, the eager looking duck tigress, as she often described herself as, stared over to the stranger with rose colored eyes as her long striped tail wagged with all the excitement her cold body could muster!
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