Penumbra

My hair gives me the ability to defy gravity! Also while were on the topic of superpowers...These guys have some good points http://www.cracked.com/video_18289_the-best-super-power-is-not-what-you-think.html

D&D? Damage & Destroy? Drunk and Disorderly? Denial and Deception? Oh....Dungeons and Dragons, yea i knew that...... Welcome to Canterlot. Because Being Drunk on Dragons is sure to result in Damage.

WE NEED TO GO DERPER

You don't know where you heard this place from? But you recognize a few names? Hmm... maybe its your subconscious... Inception!! welcome to Canterlot. Because this might be all a dream.....

I could make a Joker reference, but that would be too cliche. Welcome to Canterlot. Because you should always smile, it makes people wonder what your up to.

I get the clean vibe from all the white backgrounds. Welcome to Canterlot. Because between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.

I'll think you'll find that Fluttershy is a tree. Hardly any of the characters are actually ponies. Anyways, welcome to Canterlot. Because apparently King Arthur was a horse.

I like how you speak. Or type in this case. Welcome to Canterlot. Because its based on Minas Tirith.

Now you just reminded me about my chickens being eaten by foxes the other day.

Ha, that sorta rhymes Welcome to Canterlot

Greetings and hello. Farming rocks isn't so bad. Until they start to talk to you. Then you should stop. Immediately.

Dear Princess Celestia: Why were you naked at the Gala? Your faithful Student Penumbra

Yes, yes i am.

Age is only a number, i'm 17 and i act more like an 8 year old. Anyways welcome to canterlot (Pinkie has an effect on people doesn't she? Its almost supernatural! )

Penumbra is frictional games first,...... game. The first one is about a guy named Phillip walking around an underground mine being scared of everything. (I.e Spiders, haunted dogs and a giant rock worm). you'll even get you own torch that you will never use! The second one is about him being scared in a lab. (I.e weird mutant people, spiders and a giant rock worm) And the last one is just an expansion that wraps everything up. It like amnesia with its physics puzzles and focuses on running from the enemy and throwing beef jerky at dogs. Despite being able to kill things. The second one is scarier because you can't fight back and the monsters talk. They aren't as scary as amnesia but i had fun playing them. here's a sort of trailer

Hello there and welcome! If your a fan of horror games you should play either the Penumbra series or Amnesia: the Dark descent/Justine. Trust me.

Dear Princess Celestia Just a purely hypothetical situation. If your hoof was stuck in a printer, how would you get it out? Remember hypothetical situation. Just hurry with a reply, i think its going to try and un-jam itself again. Your faithful student Penumbra

Bit of a no-brainier Or if i'm feeling like a bit of a Misfit

Half-Life?!   Minecraft?!!   S.T.A.L.K.E.R!!!!   And you all wrong. Its Pinkie Pie.

Wait! I've got another one, Jigcord.

Discord reminded me of the Trickster from Supernatural. And Jigsaw. Tricksaw. Jigster. Yea ill stop now....

Whats good? Well you being here for one. I joined less than a week ago and everypony is really nice and other things along those lines. Welcome to Canterlot, pull up a chair and be merry with everypony.

I was going to call him a giant sock puppet.

Now i am incredibly sad. *Sniff

Yes, here is a picture of him. http://4.bp.blogspot...cid-d3whnad.png I think because under the picture said 'lets assume' so it might be, or not. But it still looks badass Wait, this aint him. ignore it. But this still looks better than that dragon thing. Thats a shame...