DreamySunday Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I dunno. Do other people usually do more, or less?Well yeah usually. I thought you of all people would know that X3 Link to comment
moonshineTheleocat Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Hey statue, what would you say if I hit you with a hammer? Link to comment
Armony Posted March 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Hey statue, what would you say if I hit you with a hammer?I imagine I would say something along the lines of "ow", or some randomly chosen string of obscenities with choice comments about your mother. Link to comment
moonshineTheleocat Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 *beats with a hammer* You know you deserve this DX Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Do you like the fact that I necrod your thread? Link to comment
Armony Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Do you like the fact that I necrod your thread?Yes, yes I do. More questions for the statue! Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 What material are you made of? Link to comment
Armony Posted June 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 What material are you made of?That information is a trade secret, and must be protected in order to prevent this unit from being attacked effectively. It's not something you would expect a statue to be made of. Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 It's Aluminum isn't it!Anyway, what if I offered you cheesecake? Link to comment
Armony Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 It's Aluminum isn't it!Anyway, what if I offered you cheesecake?A very tempting offer, but no, that won't get me to spill my secrets. Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 It wasn't to spill you secrets, I was just offering you cheesecake D:Do you have any pets? Link to comment
XanXeto Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 So, you're a walk, talking, breathing, reading, chocolate and fudge loving, fun having pony statue. Now then, we can get down to the deep and dirty questions; hahahahaha!...what's your favorite color? XDJK, but the real question is: If you had to pick a season, which would be yours? Link to comment
Armony Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 It wasn't to spill you secrets, I was just offering you cheesecake D:Do you have any pets?Well, in that case... yes, I would love some cheesecake ^.^And nope, no pets. My lease doesn't allow them.So, you're a walk, talking, breathing, reading, chocolate and fudge loving, fun having pony statue. Now then, we can get down to the deep and dirty questions; hahahahaha!...what's your favorite color? XDJK, but the real question is: If you had to pick a season, which would be yours?Green. No wait, yelloooooooooo *Gets thrown off the bridge*Also, Spring Link to comment
Parker_Izing Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 You're fine? ohpleaseohpleaseohpleasewithacherryontop say yes Link to comment
Armony Posted June 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 You're fine? ohpleaseohpleaseohpleasewithacherryontop say yesI Will be Link to comment
XanXeto Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Glad to see that you're back Armony!How's the toe? Link to comment
Armony Posted June 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Glad to see that you're back Armony!How's the toe?Very, very painful. I'm still on regular Oxycodone so I can exist and do things Link to comment
MagicShine Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 What would happen if my pinocchio said "My nose will grow"? Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Thoughts on breathing? Link to comment
Armony Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 What would happen if my pinocchio said "My nose will grow"?I will slap the universe until Pinocchio no longer exists, so that paradox will no longer exist.Thoughts on breathing?Completely overrated. Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Stops breathing "yeah that's what I thought to." "Thoughts on jackhammers?" Link to comment
XanXeto Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 What's your power source that allows you to move? Last I check, inanimate objects didn't have blood, heart, or other internal organs, at least not like ours.On a slightly related note, are you ever worried that somepony will find out what you're made of, find a way to break you, and harvest your heart? Morbid, I know, but gold and diamond is very pretty and very valuable.And now for the real question: If we found out that we lived close to one another, would you like to hang out? You'd be the most awesome statue to be around. :3 Link to comment
Armony Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Stops breathing "yeah that's what I thought to." "Thoughts on jackhammers?"Loud, noisy, and also, oddly overrated. What's your power source that allows you to move? Last I check, inanimate objects didn't have blood, heart, or other internal organs, at least not like ours.On a slightly related note, are you ever worried that somepony will find out what you're made of, find a way to break you, and harvest your heart? Morbid, I know, but gold and diamond is very pretty and very valuable.And now for the real question: If we found out that we lived close to one another, would you like to hang out? You'd be the most awesome statue to be around. :3My power source is a black hole. Seriously, it's some futuristic stuff that even allows that to happen.No, not really.Sure. Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Throws pillow at Armony "PILLOW FIGHT!?" Link to comment
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