DeepBass Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Dear Celestia, the Princess of Equestria, I had an "accident" while baking your delicious cake.Well, let me explain, I was just baking it normally, like a calm, natural woman should do for a royal lady's needs. Then...The bass cannon was thrown in! And the cake was destroyed! I am so sorry my princess. I hope you understand that I actually ate your cake. From your naughty kind, generous, honest ally, Miss Mane.P.S: Do not send me to the moon, please. Dear Princess Celestia,I can explain what happened to Miss Mane's cake... but first, I need to know where Midsy accquired that stupid cannon.Sincerely,Deep BassP.S: Seriously... who buys those kinds of things? Link to comment
LuminousNight Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,I regret to inform you that the cakes offered you by your dearest subjects appear to be nothing more then random bits of electronic information bouncing about on some sort of interconnected magical web.It would seem that these subjects are trying to dupe you with falsehoods about cakes that do not physically exist. In short, these cakes are lies.I regret that I am the one to bring you this message, but frankly somepony had to do it.Your Humble Subject Bracing for Backlash,Luminous Night Link to comment
LuminousNight Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,I regret to inform you that the cakes offered you by your dearest subjects appear to be nothing more then random bits of electronic information bouncing about on some sort of interconnected magical web.It would seem that these subjects are trying to dupe you with falsehoods about cakes that do not physically exist. In short, these cakes are lies.I regret that I am the one to bring you this message, but frankly somepony had to do it.Your Humble Subject Bracing for Backlash,Luminous Night Link to comment
soundwav3 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Sugar peas?! *w*Drop em! Link to comment
Candiey Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 It appears that there is something funky going on with all of these gifts... Link to comment
soundwav3 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 It appears that there is something funky going on with all of these gifts... I LOVE THIS GIF!! Link to comment
MagicShine Posted December 30, 2013 Report Share Posted December 30, 2013 *Comes in and steals all cake* ALL MINE! NUTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment
TheBronyhood Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 NOT THE CAKE!!! Link to comment
MagicShine Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 HEH HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH Link to comment
Sailu Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 You want cake? You've got it! One Red Velvet Cake with a huge stack of Delicious Bacon coming right up!Excuse me, I have to raid some grocery stores. you good sir know how to make a cake~ and what anime is that off of i wanna watch it now Link to comment
leapman Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 You can't have my cake! Its exclusive Link to comment
Xarionette Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 *a portal opens up in tia's throne room and a basket of lemons with a sealed letter comes through* Dear Princess Celestia,Please refrain from sending your decrees to the Everdream. you hold no authority here, as a sign of good faith i have sent you some lemons... enjoy.sincerelyLord Skarr and Queen Remnant, Nightmare King and Queen Link to comment
SongHeart Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 dear princess Celestia,Angel Bunny stole the cake i was baking for you actually he just took my seat on the couch but details details so please send him to the moon. i won't bake another cake until he is on the moon so i know my cakes are safe. and why don't you send fluttershy's friends there to? they must be a bad influence on Angel to make him a cake stealer. i don't want fluttershy to be a victim of this bad influencenot sincerly,-mr. totally-not-discord Link to comment
DerpyHoovesFan Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 SUN CAKE! HOT AS THE SUN! Link to comment
XanXeto Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Dear Princess Celestia...*Pushes a giant cannon up and aims right for Canterlot. Grinning, pulls the string to fire the cannon. Just as it fires, four bazookas fly out attached to strings. I pull the string again once the bazookas are high and far enough and each one fires a large warhead. They get closer and closer to the castle.* Wait a second, I was suppose to say something... *The warheads stop in mid air* ...Oh yeah... Ka-booooom! *Each warhead explode, but no fire or shrapnel come out; instead a table flies into the main chamber of the castle, then cakes that every pony had posted on here lands neatly on the tablet, as well as a german chocolate cake.*...enjoy. Link to comment
Noedig Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princess.............................................................................................................................. What kind of cake do you desire? Link to comment
JasonDarklyte Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 ...Would a nice reddish red cherry/red berry-esque cake do ya? Reddish Chocolate? With a nice big heart on it? All chocolate, that would be like my dream cake. xD Link to comment
SunsetSombra Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Was looking around, found it just lying there...figured 'Hey, that princess pony might just appreciate this!' - so here it is, bon appetit! :3 Link to comment
SilverMoonlight Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 "Huzzah! Pinkie, tis' time to set up thy cameras!" Link to comment
TwoBits Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 WELL EXCUSE ME. How is that I never saw until now that my skills as a chocolate-and-seasalt-caramel cake baker could be put to use in service of cake-chomping princesses?? >:T...that said, Princess, I DO hope you like ridiculously rich and decadent chocolate-caramel concoctions. Link to comment
CloudRunner Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 *insert the hilarious YouTube video for Celestia wants the cake here* Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 if Celestia really wants a cake then she can haz a cake thn.I am the best and everyone knows Parry knows best Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I will bring you the biggest cake. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I will eat the cake and poop out a Master piece that will take its place amongst the gods and name itself Kord the God of Storms, Strength and Cake! Link to comment
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