PIE!

[RarityDash]

There was pie everywhere and it needed to be eaten. Ponies and such were there to eat the pie because it was pie and tasted good. All of the possible pies were there, so any pony could find any pie they wanted just by looking. The ponies who ate the most pie would be rewarded with more pie. Pie. Pie Pie.

Rarity liked pie so she was there to eat pie with the other pie eating ponies. She had found a tasty rainbow colored pie and was presently eating it. It was tasty.

"This rainbow pie is tasty," said Rarity before eating more pie.

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[Rosewind]

Pinkie Pie, of course, was stuffing her face full of pie. She was trying her best to look like Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, since those two seemed to have a head start on her. Key lime, chocolate, apple, blueberry, she crammed it down her gob with gusto and abandon. She turned her face to Rarity, her cheeks overstuffed like two big flour sacks, blueberry preserve dribbling down her pink chin. "Mrrrffffmfmfmfrrffmfmfmfphffffpfmrrmrr!" she said cheerfully.

[SunsetSombra]

Spike wasn't about to disagree with the white unicorn - it WAS exceedingly good pie, and he had no problems tucking in with full gusto.

" Mmm, yesh - it'sh pretty derishush! " the dragon spoke, mouth still full of delightfully zingy and tasty fruit filled zap apple rainbow pie!

He reaches over to serve himself another slice - this time, he was going for something a little more exotic...SnapFruit, a sour but sweet concoction that whilst having the ability to make anypony and dragons eyes roll at the taste, had a very interesting silky aftertaste that reminded of peach and banana!

Oh, for the love of glorious pie!

[RarityDash]

Rairty ate the rest of her rainbow pie and then found another one to start. She couldn't eat as fast as some of the others, but she was going to try her best to keep going and eat as much as possible. if she paced herself, maybe she'd be able to eat a lot of pie by the day's end.

She looked around to see the others then. Pinkie was certainly enjoying herself, eating lots of pie. So was Spike. Rarity looked at him and nodded. "Now, now, Spike, darling, don't go too fast or you'll just end up drowning in that pie," she cautioned before going pack to her pie.

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[Imagination]

Her mother warned her.

Her mother begged her.

'Pinchy you'll spoil your dinner!'

What does she know about spoiling dinner? Ruby does wut she wan's!

Or at least that was how she saw the whole thing in her vivid imagination. For all she knows her mother might have just said 'Have fun, sweetheart'. Oh well. Defiance was more fun. But GASP! She arrived late to the game! "Oh no! I must FEEEEED!" she cried out as she sprinted for the table. Of course, assuming nopony heard her, she went right on up and found a space next to Spike, swiping a pie away and immediately started to pig out. Face first, that's how it's done!

She'd been practicing for years! This was her time to shine! And she could make a mess without her mother shouting at her to clean it up and have some table manners! It's a competition! Manners shmanners! Hearing the conversation around her, she figured it would be impolite to join in. The cherry-pie-faced filly picked herself up from her conquest, replied "'upf!" That's 'yup' for those of you who don't speak stuffed-face-anese, and then dove back in, making another mess all over again. Not only of herself, but probably of whoever was close by. Once that pie was expertly devoured, she reached for another and repeated her prior technique with perfection!

Though she had to slow down on this one, even sputtering after her first bite. Peppermint lemon? Who even thinks of a combination like that?!

[Smartbrony]

Plum Pie wasn't necessarily a well known pony, but she was one of the lucky ones chosen to make pies during the contest, which was just fine with her. She loved making pies and seeing other ponies enjoy them. She wanted to add a little more variety to the menu of pies, so she cooked many different types. Strawberry Rhubarb, Banana Cream, Cinnamon Apple, but as fast as she was making pies more and more ponies were gobbling them up! She'd have to pick up the pace, but she also wanted to keep her creativity. 'Hmmmm,' She thought, 'Caramel Apple Pie sounds good!'

[SunsetSombra]

Berry Punch loved pie - she positively enjoyed every delicious morsal of it whenever she had a chance of entertaining her tastebuds with the choices and ranges that such a treat offered - chocolate/banana, Key Lime Pie, Strawberry and raspberry cream pie....yeah, this had Berry written all over it, in much the same way Berry had pie smush all over her muzzle as she worked hard on getting the most out of the flavorful dessert treat she was currently chowing down heartily on.

She offers a wave to the incoming filly, knowing full well that pinchy enjoyed this stuff almost as much as she did....but woe befall her if she tried to compete with Berry's professional Pie snaffling...There wasn't a pony in this place that could rival Berry Punch in her devouring of pie...and today, she planned on proving it - another pie on the plate...

Let's go, Buttercup!

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Spike noted the new arrival, and gave a small welcome wave with a claw, whilst his other free claw was keenly shovelling pie into his maw, the dragon chomping down eagerly on the most delectable pastry goods this side of anywhere. Seriously, where did all this good pie come from? Who was even making it?

He didn't care all that much - despite Rarity's warning, Spike wasn;t about to slow down and just let all of this magnificent stuff beat him...even if he drowned in pie, he wasn't going to just go down without a bite - there was no other way of tackling this contest other than to go all in and show everypony just how hungry a baby dragon was for delicious Pie!

[Gerrard]

Asteria was surrounded by pies, their imposing presence crushing her hopes of escape as they seemed to demand her full attention. The crimson maned black unicorn mare did not understand how her life had come to this, but some mysterious force had drawn her to this city full of pastel colored ponies and baby dragon servitors. Her fiery eyes looked over the pies, and in between sighs, she devised an escape plan. The dark courier had to eat her way free of the crusty clutches of the dangerous pastries because simply destroying them would be rude and unethical! She tried to search for a satisfactory pie but could not distinguish anything amongst the overwhelming combination of all possible pie smells. Asteria could feel the air in her prison starting to slip away, demanding her full attention before she was too far gone! With time short, she aimed for the pie closest to the light, hoping it brought her freedom.

She quickly lurched her head towards the pie and just before smashing it with her face, she stopped and politely began to eat the pie, knowing that minor crisis was not an excuse to be a slob. The pastry was of acceptable taste and texture, well within the accepted range of such desserts, the mare wondering what sort of filling was waiting within the flakey depths of the panned confection. As she ventured deeper, she came upon a slimy substance with a strangely familiar odor. It seemed similar to apples, only tougher and somehow scaly. After musing on it for a moment, she realized it was some sort of fish pie, pike to be exact, clearly a delicacy in griffon lands, but a taboo for ponies to eat in most circumstances. The unicorn was paralyzed with indecision as she thought over a solution to her precarious predicament. Fish was something that her body was not tailored towards metabolizing, but it would be rude to simply discard the pastry that someone, probably a griffon, had worked so hard to create. After what felt like an eternity, and was in practice actually a few seconds, Asteria enveloped the pie in her crimson magic aura as she swallowed the pike and quickly removed it from her pastry prison!

The dark courier winced as the bright light of the day funelled into her penitentairy, the smell of freedom overpowering the smell of fish and fruit! She could sense her escape path closing in around her, the unicorn reacting quickly as she slid her head up through the window and into the bright world of Equestria. After her fiery eyes adjusted to the light, she surveyed her surroundings, the black mare realizing that she had been attacked by an overturned cart of pies, her tall form sitting on the ground, buried beneath a small mountain of delicious looking pies. The seemingly disembodied head that was protruding from the pile of pies paused for a moment as she thought over life and how she had become stuck in such an unusual predicament with a fish pie she needed to save for later, hopefully as a bribe for her griffon associates.

[tacobob]

While Wind Walker preferred cake over pie, the whole idea of trying out new and different pies sounded too good to pass off! As she trotted over to the stand, she noticed a rather familiar pink pony enjoying a pie or three. “Oh nasty! Miss Pinky!”, she snagged a few napkins which she passed on over to the mare, before wondering if it would be wise just to lend her a fire hose instead. After settling into a spot near a pink unicorn filly, she glanced at her selection. Vinegar Pie? Nasty! Funeral Pie? Would they be burying her if she tasted that? Avocado Pie? Gross! Snozzberry Pie! Who ever heard of a Snozzberry? Mock Apple Pie? Miss Applejack better not see that! After going over a few more strange treats, the little Pegasi settled on an Chocolate Cherry Apple Cinnamon Butterscotch Crumb Pie. She liked all of those things! Having them all in one pie would be even better!

"Well then, down the hatch!", she took a few 'baby-bites', before deciding to forget about her proper Canterlot manners for just the moment and chow down on this perfect piquant pie! She just hoped no-pony had a camera!

[RainbowFoxxy]

"Drowning in pie sounds EPIC!" Rainbow exclaimed before smacking her face down into an apple and cheese pie. "Thish ish AWESHOME!" The brightly hued pegasus exclaimed.

"Come on Rarity, you'll never win this contest if you keep eating so neatly! Here's let me help you!" Rainbow tossed half her apple cheese pie towards Rarity, aimed right at the top of her head!

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"Donut pie!" Pony Joe shouted in excitement for his newest creation. The unicorn levitated one of the magnificent sugar encrusted donut pies right in front of Pinkie Pie. "Give this a try miss! I know you'll like it!"

He trotted around, taking slices from various pies and stuffing them in his face. "I love pie!"

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Spitfire zoomed in from overhead carrying packs of pies from various regions.

"I brought pie from all over Equestria! Peanut pie, seafood and sweets pie, pine nut pie, buttercup pie! Come on everypony! Eat up!"

[RarityDash]

Rarity was just looking up from having finished her second rainbow pie when she heard Dash call out to her. She supposed she couldn't really argue with her. If she was going to go far in this competition, she couldn't remain her usual restrained self. She had to go for it.

She was just in time to catch the pie rainbow threw at her with her magic before it hit her in the head. Good thing too. Nopony liked wasted pie.It was a waste of good pie, which would be a shame. She smiled at Dash as she took the pie. "Thank you, Rainbow, darling," she said. "I don't know if I can even dream of matching your speed, but I will try my best to pick up the pace..." she added with a nod and smile

And so she began eating Rainbow's pie. It was apple and cheese. Rarity wasn't sure it was her favorite combination, but it was tasty enough. She ate it all quickly, not even minding when some crumbs got in her mane. Today was not the day to fret, after all. Before long the pie was gone and she had grabbed another pie nearby. It was a blueberry cream pie or something. She began to eat it with enthusiasm.

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[Smartbrony]

Cherry, Key Lime, Orange Marzipan, and her own special recipe, Phoenix Feather Pie, an extremely spicy pie. Plum had heard that pies would also be given out as prizes, so she made a few of her specialty Plum Pie.

Wiping some sweat from her brow, she peeked outside the baking tent to see how the competition was going. She was amazed to see just how many pies there were out there, but she was even more amazed by how many ponies had shown up! She would have loved to be out there socializing like some of the other bakers, but there were still pies that needed to be made!

Sweet Corn pie, Blueberry pie, Chocolate Walnut pie..............

[Bellosh]

As the royal representative of the Crystal Empire, it was up to Princess Cadence to prove that not only were diamond pies tasty, but that they were vastly superior to the rock pies made by rock farmers all over Equestria. Particularly, Cadence hoped that the crystalline pies made by the crystal ponies can bedazzle everypony and be seen as equals of the famous sediment-filled pies of the renowned Pie family. So of course, the pink alicorn started out by munching on crystal pies, filled with all sorts of diamonds, emeralds, rubies, and sapphires fine tuned for maximum edibility. Even so, Cadence believed that these pies were the toughest things she's ever chewed on in her life, hardest than the stalest of bread. And when the jagged pieces of crystal pie settled down into her stomach, the mare felt the pieces constnatly poking at her interior. Oh, how she wished right now to be a dragon... or somepony who had the natural ability to consume mineral-rich pies. At least, she'd be able to taste something other than the pie crust.

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[ShadowWalking18]

Glimmer chowed down on the various pies. She didn't care what the filling was. IT WAS PIE!

"This is great! I love this kind of contest!" She cheered with a smile, looking at all the various ponies before getting back to eating. But she stopped when she noticed her older, but height challenged brother was laying on the ground.

"Razor! Whats wrong?" She asked, licking the strawberry, banana chocolate fudge filling from her beak.

Razor groaned, holding his stomach, "This...contest is going to ruin my diet....and my....ugh...my stomach is hurting now...."

Glimmer rolled her eyes, "Oh that diet of yours. You're always lithe Razor. Besides....you wouldn't want to be shown a loser to some ponies now...would you?"

Razor growled and groaned as he got up, "Loser....me! Never." And with that he grabbed the next pie and chowed down, but groaned slightly. He really wasn't built for this. And he was sure to regret it later.

Glimmer just giggled. She would make her brother compete a bit more then take pity on him and let him stop. But it was just too funny to see the ever so healthy conscious brother of hers devouring sweets.

Now, where was that Lemon Custard pie?

[RarityDash]

Then the changelings suddenly appeared.

Chrysalis said, "Now we show these miserable ponies what true hunger is!"

"Changelings attack! Do not stop until all of the pie has been vanquished!" she commanded Then she grabbed a delicious chocolate pie and ate it messily.

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[Bellosh]

"Oh no you don't!" cried out Princess Cadence; "Your evil schemes are at an end, Queen Chrysalis! Changelings like you are too vile for us to share our pies with!" Without having to charge up at all, the princess used her alicorn powers to blast a Beam of Love at the changelings. Once it hits the Queen, the resulting shockwave will blow the changelings away for good, saving all pies in the present, and in the future.

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[QuickLime]

Lady, , Fleur, and Prism Burst all just sort of shook their heads at this pie tomfoolery.

[RainbowFoxxy]

"Thank you, Rainbow, darling, I don't know if I can even dream of matching your speed, but I will try my best to pick up the pace..."

"Nopony can match the speed of the amazing Rainbow Dash!" Dash smiled and then dove into a pile of pies that was stacked next to her.

CHANGLING ATTACK!

"Yay! Go princess Cadence!" Pony Joe called out a cheer for the princess while trying to keep his donut pies away from the changlings.

"Wow! Now it's a party..." Spitfire shook her head as she tried to keep a changling from eating her peanut butter pie.

[RarityDash]

"Ha! Think again, fool pony!" Chrysalis started. Then she grabbed Snively and threw him right at Cadance's head, causing her beam to miss and hit some of the pies instead. These pies were ruined. it was sadness. Though pie had been sent flying all over the place, which at least was kind of cool.

"Now look what you've done! You have wasted the pie on this fine day. Inexcusable, princess," she then said. Then she ate another pie

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[DerpyHoovesFan]

(( Can I join? Or is it to far into the contest?))

[Smartbrony]

(( It's never too late! ))

Pumpkin pie, Shepard's pie (vegetarian of course), and...........and...........'what is that commotion outside?'

Plum Pie poked her head outside of the tent just as a pie flew by. "What is going on out here!?" She yelled at the crowd. There was such a mess, it looked like one big glob of pie to her. What a waste of pie.

[DerpyHoovesFan]

"Hey, I can eat these pies whether it's a glob or not." Called a voice from somewhere at the back of the stage.

[RainbowFoxxy]

This 'contest' was fast turning into a pie pileup... Rainbow Dash found herself stuffing pies and at the same time trying to fend off changlings that were trying to take her delectable treats. The pies were fast turning into a messy globby, not so appetizing mess!

"Hey, watch it!" She grabbed a pie before it could be thrown and began to chow down.

"Well, if nopony else is gonna eat this..." Pony Joe eyed his own creation before taking a nibble. "Donut pie is the the best!" The unicorn began eating as fast as he could.

What a mess this was turning out to be. A big, pile filled, glorious, mess!