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Twilight Sparkle: You're the Mare in the Moon: Nightmare Moon! Nightmare Moon: Well well well, a pony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here.... Twilight Sparkle: You're here to... to... [gulps] Nightmare Moon: Remember this day ponies. It is your last. The night will last forever!

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Twilight Sparkle: I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!

Pinkie Pie: [finds a book] "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide".

Twilight Sparkle: How did you find that?

Pinkie Pie: [singing] It was under "E"!

Twilight Sparkle: Oh.

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  • 2 months later...

my top 4 favorite Pinkie Pie quotes

1.Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys! Chocolate! Rain!

2.Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Stop giving him cake!

Pinkie Pie: I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!

Spike: [grunts]

Pinkie Pie: How dare you take the cake!

3.Twilight Sparkle: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But...

Applejack: ...Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake.

4.Twilight Sparkle: Owaa! Ugh. How am I supposed to find a flight spell in this mess?

Pinkie Pie: A flight spell? One sec. Page twenty-seven.

Applejack: How'd you do that?

Pinkie Pie: It landed on my face when Rainbow Dash knocked me into the bookcase.Twilight Sparkle: Owaa! Ugh. How am I

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Pinkie Pie: ...And then I said, "Oatmeal? Are you craz-?!"..Oh..

Twilight Sparkle: Just a test..? JUST A TEST?! Princess Celestia wants to give me some kind of exam and you're trying to tell me to calm down because it's JUST A TEST?!

Spike: Um...yes?

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Rainbow Dash: Psst! Pinkie Pie! Are you asleep yet?

Pinkie Pie: No, are you asleep yet?

Rainbow Dash: If I was sleeping, how could I have asked if you were asleep?

Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! *giggles*

Rainbow Dash: When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?

Pinkie Pie: What tree? You mean Bloomberg?

Rainbow Dash: *sarcastically* No, Fluttershy.

Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!

Twilight: What's going on?

Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!

Rainbow Dash: I do not think she was a tree! I just-

Twilight: Did you say she was a tree?

Rainbow Dash: No! Well, yes, but not exactly-

Twilight: You know she's not a tree, right?

Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashie!

Fluttershy: I'd like to be a tree!

Best conversation ever XD

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"Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, TELL MEEEEE! "

"All right. Since you really wanna know... ** The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overall design is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture. [pauses] But, uh... you know... um, whatever you want to do is fine."

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Twilight: i think i know who is behind all this

use's summoning spell and discord appears taking a shower

Discord: winter wrap up winter wrap up...oh!

covers himself up

Discord: Princess Twilight i thought Celestia told you to warn people before using that new summoning spell...and i was in the middle of a most enjoyable shower!

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Discord: I'm reformed. Don't you remember?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints written all over it!

Discord: I'll have you know that I only have *one* cloven hoof.

Discord: Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

Discord: Being turned to stone doesn't keep me from hearing every word Celestia says. Although I admit it makes rolling my eyes a challenge.

Discord: Seems I possess a magic that gives me quite an important role in Equestria. Maybe they should make me an Alicorn princess.

Discord isn't my absolute favorite character or anything. Nope. Not at all.

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