Konami Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but all food has been destroyed and everyone starves. I wish my house was bigger. Link to comment
Noedig Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 (What the heck was my brain on my last response? I musta had a brain fart or something.) Granted!I hope for you the best of luck trying to reach the door knob to get into your new, big home. I wish I could shape-shift my face whenever I want, however I want, where ever I want, why ever I want, and whatever I want.... and forever I want. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 I wish I was more heroic *Tails says* Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 You didn't corrupt my wish. Granted. You lose all your battles against Eggman heroically. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Granted:Whatever Face you Shape into is ugly and most people shun you for all of eternity. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 (Well, that's just cruel. Nice corruption!What's your wish?) Link to comment
Konami Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 You didn't wish, so you can never type, say or write a wish. I wish I had hydrokinesis. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Granted: When ever you use your powers it draws directly from your life force and you risk a chance of a +1% (everytime used) of bad luck and many terrible misfortunes forever... Wish: To be able to read peoples minds. Link to comment
Konami Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Granted, but you can only read the dark parts. How's those nightmares going, buddy? I wish I was Sapphire from Steven Universe. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Granted.You're a sapphire from some other kind of Steven Universe where you're just a piece of gem. I wish a panda could jump a good height. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Granted: The Panda jumps high and then comes plummeting down breaking the sound barrier and then creating an earthquake at impact that could devastate a small country .Wish: I wish I was wiser. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Granted. You were so wise, you ascended to the next level where no one could receive your wisdom. I wish I thought of something sooner. Link to comment
Konami Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Granted, you did, but too soon. I wish NoedigJk471 couldn't corrupt wishes and instead made them helpful. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Granted. The fairy foundation exploded, making wishes never come true afterwards.You've doomed us all. I wish Lapiz Lazuli were red. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Granted: Lapiz Lazuli is now red but everyone in the world except you is DEAD because the Lapiz Lazuli is red with the blood of everyone in the world. Wish: I wish that I was a God Link to comment
Roman777 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Granted: Your divine presence attracts Kratos, the god of war, and he is not happy... Wish: I wish that mankind will master space travel. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Granted. They were instantly extincted by advanced aliens.Curse those noob-killers. I wish Markiplier was made out of jelly. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Granted: Markiplier is now made of jelly and is dead and can't make anymore videos.Wish: I wish I was Duke Nukem. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Granted! You're now Nuke Dukem!... Whoops. I wish puppies were easy to discipline. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Granted: Puppies are easily disciplined but everyday they need a blood sacrifice or else they will enslave humanity.Wish: I wish I had a Hippopotamus. Link to comment
Roman777 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Granted: Unfortunately, you forgot how dangerous hippopotamuses are. SNAP Wish: I wish copyright laws become non-existent. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Granted: But now the world has crappy spin-offs and everything is going to crap with the government.Wish: I wish my wishes were not corrupted. Link to comment
Konami Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Grant- ERROR 404 I wish I had a bunch of books to draw in. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, you need a specific kind of non-existent pen to use in order to draw on the book. Did I mention it's non-existent? I wish Beyblade is a lot better than it is. Link to comment
Konami Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted. It's better, but you need a impossibly huge TV screen to watch it. If you were talking about the toys, they're so tiny, you can't even see them with a microscope. Have fun! I wish I could use any sort of writing utensil to write in the book. Oh, and you didn't mention WHICH book, so I can just write in the other ones. Link to comment
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