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Granted. But the fish hates you, and never does anything for you.

I wish for the Alicorn Amulet.

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Granted, it's all school cafeteria grade and tasting quite rubbery and stale at this point.

I wish for a Fire Ruby.

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Granted. ..... I think you set yourself on fire holding that.

I wish I had an Ice Sapphire.

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Granted, except it's literally just an ice block that's shaped like a sapphire. Unless that's what you wanted, in which case, it melted.

I wish I could have a three-way with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

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Granted! You get Blueberry pie that is sealed in a case that cannot be opened.

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Granted! You get Blueberry pie that is sealed in a case that cannot be opened.

What's thy bidding, master?

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Granted, but your adoration of that kitten got old real fast, I mean, really fast. That kitten got old in one hour.

I wish I had a bone to pick with my dog.

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((AWW My Kitten! Err cat?Errr grave?))

Granted but its one of your dogs bones and now you dog has a wobbly useless leg and is constantly in pain. You monster

I wish I could meet Johny Depp

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Granted, but when when you were just about to, he had to go use the john in his house. For the rest of his life.

I wish I wasn't so horrible with puns.

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Granted but now you can only talk in puns and nobody likes you

I wish Jonhy Depp's severe case of constipation would go away so he could meet me

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Granted, you got three seconds to choose all three. No more, no less... Oh! Sorry, you ran out of time... better luck next time!

I wish everyone disgusts me. Mwuahahahaha!

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Granted. Now you're madly in love with everyone. Wait that's not what you asked for? Oh sorry. Wasn't paying attention :P

I wish for some Apple juice :P

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Granted, it's got baby food in it though.

I wish Ash Ketchum would finally start aging.

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Granted but its Sonic. And since you now look like Amy he runs away faster than you can say Hi

I wish that I currently wasnt the reason the Johny Depp has constepation. WHICH MEANS I WISH I WASNT EATEN!

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Granted but you have nopower whatsoever to make those ideas happen

I wish for some cereal

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Granted! But the box is already open and the cereal is soggy

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Granted but but the eon worm eats him

I wish I could read peoples minds

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