King of the Hill

[CanvasMayHogany]

Here's how it goes. You're supposed to attempt to take the hill by any means possible. Be nice and make your own hill, or slaughter the above poster however you want (don't get too graphic though)

No roleplaying.

Destroying the hill is allowed as is making your own hill.

Example:

Poster 1: I take the hill by force. My hill.

Poster 2: I make my own hill and let poster 1 have his hill. Poster 1's hill.

Poster 3: I nuke both hills. My irradiated hills.

This game is fun

[Lost]

I make a hill with a bulldozer and put a flag on it.

my hill and bulldozer.

[CanvasMayHogany]

I push you off the hill and watch you roll down it

my hill bulldozer and flag

[Lost]

I use the bulldozer to bury you,

my hill bulldozer and buried canvas

[Sethore]

I ninja fly kick you off the hill.

My hill, bulldozer, flag, buried canvas and ninja suit ?

[Hawkeye12]

I lock you in a cage.

My hill, bulldozer, flag, buried Canvas, and caged Sethore in a ninja suit

[Sethore]

I saw my way out of the cage, and make my own hill.

My hill v2.0, and ninja suit

[Lost]

I nuke both hills with an h-bomb,

my irratiated crater.

[Hawkeye12]

I make a hill on top of you

My hill, buried Lost and whatever didn't get destroyed in the nuke I guess? XD

[Sethore]

I arise from the crater as a irradiated zombie and chew on you.

My hill, buried lost and soon to be zombie pal Hawkeye12

[Lost]

Using the power's of confusion, I rise and confuse you both pointing you in the direction of a very deep hole.

my hill

[CanvasMayHogany]

I get Celestia to smash you with the sun

My hill and burnt to a crisp confusing Lost

[Lost]

Ha Ha! I make a hill on the sun.

my 1000000000 degree hill

[CanvasMayHogany]

I allow you to keep your sun-hill

my hill and Lost's sun-hill

[Hawkeye12]

(Hehehehe.... Ima zombie )

I dig out of the hole with my zombie strength and throw Canvas down the hill, eating her legs so she can't climb back up.

My hill, half-eaten Canvas, and Lost's sun hill

[Sethore]

Invigorate by the smell of flesh, i follow hawkeye's example and climb out of the hole and lightly chew on canvas.

My Canvas... Nom~

[CanvasMayHogany]

((what the hack? I just got my legs eaten off! lol))

I regenerate my legs and shoot you both in the head with a zombie antidote. As you pass out I throw you into the Great Canyon and use magic to close it up.

My hill, closed canyon and losts sun/hill

[Lost]

I stare down at the battle? Down below and just laugh.

my sun hill

[Sethore]

Using the godlike power bestowed upon me by the zombie antidote via a comic's super hero logic. I fire mah lazor to escape and destroyed the sun in the process.

My -use to be- sealed canyon with a hole containing Hawkeye

[CanvasMayHogany]

I watch as a laser goes above my hill and destroys the sun. I then make myself king of the world!

My sunless planet

[Lost]

I fall to earth in a fire ball, soon all the little people of canvases planet worship my shhoting star like entrance and make me a hill in my image.

MY HILL and race of minions

[CanvasMayHogany]

I declare a war on you with my giants and have one of them step on your hill

My smooshed hill, sunless planet, and giants

[Hawkeye12]

I build a hill in the canyon, and watch from the safety of the magical seal.

My canyon hill

[Sethore]

As I declare myself the Orks' god, Gork. I summon them here to wash over this world like a green tide!

With their unified roar, the galaxy trembles in these dark days of the End Time!

"WAAAAAAAAAGH!"

My Ork Waaagh, Battle field, and sealed canyon/ork den containing hawkeye

[Lost]

I build an omega bass cannon and shoot you all in the face with hard rock and roll!!!

my awesome cannon and smushed hill, ork army, sealed canyon, and featherless hawkeye12