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"I shall rule in a more human way."

-Lyra Heartstrings

Welcome.

Recently, Canterlot's own Lyra Heartstrings has decided to throw her hat, or, er, hand, into the ring for President of the United States of America under the Democratic party.

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Well, she decided to choose me as her campaign manager

If anyone wants to make a flag, fantastic, since my Photoshop skills aren't really good. That is, if you want to.

Anyways...here's who she shall appoint
VICE PRESIDENT
Carrot Top
FIRST LADY
Bon Bon

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE

Colgate

 

Here are her views on the hard-hitting issues:

GAY MARRIAGE

Of course I support it!
I'm a lesbian, after all.
Why wouldn't I support it?

 

COUNTRIES THAT HATE US

I'm not going to deal with it at first...

but when I do, I will try my best to talk it out with the UN, and if that doesn't work...we might have to Truman this.

 

CIVIL RIGHTS

I say everyone needs the same rights as everyone else!

IMMIGRATIONS

I'm not like some...certain candidates hint hint...Trump...and I will allow illegal immigrants, because...well...it really shouldn't be illegal to come in or out of America.

 

TAXES

Easy!
Tax the rich more and the poor less.
Simple as that!

 

HOMELESS PEOPLE
I'm going to start a fundraiser to help the homeless people get money and homes!

 

PRISON

Well, I'm gonna reduce prison sentences for people who don't deserve them.

 

DEATH PENALTY

Wow...too big...call me later.

 

CHURCH AND STATE

I do not think we are a Christian nation

I have nothing against religion, but we should keep it out of our schools.

 

HIGHER EDUCATION

Well...I'll have to call you later on that too.

Mostly because I have to think on this...

 

HEALTH CARE

I'm going to make everything free!

 

Anything else you wanna know, just ask, I guess.

 

Now...people...please...do not have a political flame war, all of you are probably great people...just...don't start any arguments.

 

That is all for now, vote Lyra for a better nation!

 

 


 

 

 



 

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Lyra's opinion on other candidates:
(these do reflect my opinions, although I very much support Hillary)

 

Democratic:

Hillary Clinton - She's alright, the email thing's a bit weird, but still alright.

Martin O'Malley - I like him, but he won't win...at all.

Bernie Sanders - Now your talking! This guy definitely has good things going for him...to be honest...if I weren't running, I'd vote for him. However, since I am, I am not voting for him, but if I lose and he wins (and if I'm not running again in 2020), I will reelect him maybe.

 

Repubilcan:

Bobby Jindal - Didn't he leave?

Jeb Bush - His logo's not good. He's not good. He's a Bush. Next?

Ben Carson - He's full of grain and he's an almost murderer.

Rick Santorum - *cringes* Next

Mike Huckabee - *cringes even more* Next

Rand Paul - *cringes at maximum level* Dear god...next...

Lindsey Graham - He's more feminine than Bon Bon

Carly Fiorina - She's a *****...very much.

John Kasich - He was almost good...but then he became a traitor

George Pataki - Somehow more a dick than Helga Pataki

Jim Gilmore - Who the hell is that?

Marco Rubio - A Republican with a Mexican sounding name. Weird.
Ted Cruz - Oh no. Oh no.

Donald Trump - Oh boy...this'll be a duzy. Let me just say...he was a reality show star, and my current pick has been in politics for over thirty four years. That's all I need to say.

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Lyra on Third Parties: 

American Freedom Party

Nope...just...no. Not at all.

 

Green Party

It's definitely good, I just have a prediction that it's not gonna win. Sorry Ralph.

 

Independent American Party

It's not what you think.

It's a bunch of neoconservative loonies.

 

Libertarian Party

Just...just...just...no.

 

Party for Socialism and Liberation

I guess communism isn't the worst thing, just...we kinda can't transition to it over night.

 

Peace and Freedom Party

A fairly nice pro-peace pro-feminism party, though...kinda weird they'd try to elect Rosanne, but whatever.

 

Prohibition Party

This still exists?

 

Cyber Party

A guy who made anti-virus software is qualified to run our country? Ok?

Now...Lyra does not mean to offend anybody at all, if you're a part of these parties or support any of the people that she made fun of in the candidates post, that is absolutely fine by me and her. We do not mean to start any fights.

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Your image on your initial post isn't working OP.

 

Not sure what a pony would really think of American politics since they wouldn't really understand our culture, let alone the religion or economics of most Americans, so I doubt they run as a member of any major party, but hey this is fantasy so you go with it.

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Your image on your initial post isn't working OP.

Oh.

I shall try and change that.

 

 

Your image on your initial post isn't working OP.

 

Not sure what a pony would really think of American politics since they wouldn't really understand our culture, let alone the religion or economics of most Americans, so I doubt they run as a member of any major party, but hey this is fantasy so you go with it.

Eh...screw sense.

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I really think you should manage the Lyra Lore Thread :)!

Lyra: Eh...I don't know about ol' Kellen.

For some reason he's pushing me to have Luna to be the secretary of defense for some reason.

And whenever we make a mistake somewhere...he calls it a "Monica". What does it mean?

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