Imagination Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 (I had a little too much fun talking Ork in the off-canon lore thread, now I want to keep doing it. Don't judge me! You SINNERS watch a show for little girls! ) Lissin gud! You lot'z 'appiness iz no more, it iz! Dats right! Da WAAAAAGH iz comin' fer ya! Err but jus' wun Ork ain' 'ardly a proppa WAAAGH, evin iffin I IZ da meanist n da greenist.SO! I'Z gonna wait 'ere! Da uva orkz'll come an we'll STOMP yer rainbow'd gutz out, poneez! Equwa- er, E-Quin... WOTEVA! DIS LAND BELONGZ TA DA WARBOSS! But til dat git gets 'ere, I guess I'z gotta be da... wot'z em coll'd? Em bare az doorz? Wunna dem! Not only iz I gud fer fightin', like Gork, I'z gud fer teechin' an bein' sneaky like, like Mork! So lissin up, poneez! Ask me sumfin! Unless yer jus' chikin! WAAAAAGH! Link to comment
Lyipheoryia Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Greetings, ORK! How do you do this fine day? Link to comment
Imagination Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Greetings, ORK! How do you do this fine day?Right fine, I s'pose. I'z got nuffin ta smash doh!E'en lost me zoggin' choppa gettin' 'ere, and yer ponee choppaz ain' proppa orky. I ain' usin' em! N' ALL YER COLORZ IZ GIVIN' ME A BLOODY 'EADACHE! Link to comment
QueenCerali Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 how long do you think your friends'll take? Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Ar ye hungry from ye travels, sir Ork? Link to comment
Imagination Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 how long do you think your friends'll take? Gork noz! Deyz jus' mukkin' abou' I'z sure. Eva dat, er dat weirdboy wat sent me 'ere iz alredy ded fer doin' it.Las' time I trust a bloody warp'ead an' 'iz portulz. Ar ye hungry from ye travels, sir Ork? Nah, but I'z culd use me a gud grog! BUT ALL YA LOT 'AZ IZ "CIDUR"! Take dat squig swill an' choke onnit! Link to comment
Noedig Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'd like you to read this review (that is if you can...).http://steamcommunity.com/id/Noedig/recommended/55150/ How do you feel? Link to comment
Dunder Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 How does it feel being filthy xenos scum, unable to be loved by the Emprah? Link to comment
Imagination Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'd like you to read this review (that is if you can...).http://steamcommunity.com/id/Noedig/recommended/55150/ How do you feel? I'Z CIN REED IT! Jus' gime a minit...Yew 'umiez needz ta lern ta rite betta! Scriiblez, scribblez, an more scribblez. Anywot, dis 'umie'z a laff. Dem shpayss maahreenz iz right fun ta fight an' jus' az fun ta smash! Mussa bin sum weak boyz done in by dat git.Or grotz. I'z 'ope it wuz grotz. How does it feel being filthy xenos scum, unable to be loved by the Emprah? FEELZ ZOGGIN' GUD! 'ow'z it feel dat wez Orkz iz takin' ova fasta dan yew 'umies can 'andle?! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH WAAAAAAAAGH! Link to comment
MidnightMask Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 What do you think of friendship? And haunted houses? Link to comment
Imagination Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 What do you think of friendship? And haunted houses? I'z great at makin' frendz, I iz! Fact, I'z prob'ly stomp'd lotsa em.Diz wun 'umie, right, 'e wuz shootin' us, soz I grabbed me shoota an' shot bak! He ran outta dakka an tried to chop me summin gud 'e did! I fink wez cuda bin frendz. Soma dem can fight! But only sum... Resta demz a buncha snotlin'z. An wotz a hawnid housez? Like wiff ghosts an wutnot? Soun'z like a right gud place fer lootin'! Ded boyz gotz plen'y o' stuf deyz lef' be'ind. Link to comment
Ciraxis Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 How do you deal with your inferiority complex towards Warcraft orcs? Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Do you like trolls? Link to comment
Imagination Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 How do you deal with your inferiority complex towards Warcraft orcs? Dat'z no' 'how ya spell 'ork', 'umie! QUIT IT! Iffin I 'az such an... in.. infa... woteva dat iz fing to em, 'howz a'come I'z neva 'eard o' da Warcraft? Izzat sum new WAAAGH? 'ho'z da boss'o dat? Do you like trolls? I'z alwayz wanit ta kill wun, bu' dem Sphayss Wulvz neva let us loot dey'z planet! Deyz gotz Snow Trollz er sumin an' I wantz ta kill wun! Can' be dat 'ard iffin they'z made o' snow, hahahah WAAAGH! Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Any females and younglings waiting for you when you get home from your warpath? Link to comment
Imagination Posted February 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Any females and younglings waiting for you when you get home from your warpath? ... wot iz dey'z TEECHIN' ya in 'umie skoolz?! Lissin. Wen a Ork an' a WAAAGH luv eechuva very much, da Ork releesiz sporz wot grow in da dirt! Den Orkz iz made! You'z lurnin', innit! ... So I'z prol'y gotz lotza youngin'z out dere! I'z neva met 'em, an' I don' wana! Dey's probly soft! Wot wit ol' me part o' a great WAAAGH an' all. Link to comment
Lyipheoryia Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 If you had to rate your level of Ork-ness from 1 to infinity, what would it be? Link to comment
Imagination Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 On March 1, 2016 at 6:55 PM, Lyipheoryia said: If you had to rate your level of Ork-ness from 1 to infinity, what would it be? I'z da Orkiest fing abou', I iz! I'z ain't no gud at maff, but woteva infini'y iz, I'z Orky enough to 'av two of em! Da meanist, greenist fing around! Hahaha! Link to comment
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