Last post wins

[Davroth]

[CatCakey]

11 minutes ago, Fawkes said:

I need you

I DESPERATELY NEED YOU

I need you to please help me get @AsthmaticPegasus to join us for the LPWaversary...

This is of the highest grade of importance.

Many lives ride on the importance of this endeavor.

MANY CAT LIVES :'I

Why me?

I hardly know the guy

 

Why not someone that knows him a little better than I do?

[CatCakey]

Also, just as my mood starts to get better, one of my pathetic excuses for blood relations goes ahead and ruins it again!

 

I don't know how I actually manage to refrain myself from murdering people sometimes...

[Cathalos]

because you're HAPPY cuz we're at a PARTY

do yo uwant me to share some cookies and ice cream with you?

[CatCakey]

I'm not happy; I'm seriously annoyed with "it" at the moment.

 

That little contradicting piece of poop

[Davroth]

I got a youtube ad for a new kind of metal drilling cooling system in some kind of eastern european language. What is wrong with me?

[Cathalos]

happy cuz partyyyyyy
garbage party, come on nasty, talk more about how you play TCGs with fake girls and your opinion on different kinds of cheap beer.

[Davroth]

Cheap beer is gross unless it's german beer in which case it's grosser then other german beer but better then other beer.

[Fawkes]

12 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

Why me?

I hardly know the guy

 

Why not someone that knows him a little better than I do?

 

BECAUSE

He'll never see you coming! >:3

Plus you're a cat!

He'll prolly see you and be all like, "Awwwwh, well hi there little kitty, are yo--.."

THEN THATS WHEN YOU SINK YOUR CLAWS DEEP INTO HIS FLESH AND DRAG HIM BACK HERE TO THE PARTY!

It's brilliant and fool proof and jus trust me yo~ :'D

[CatCakey]

Alright! You've convinced me!

 

But how do I first find his scent if he hasn't been on in a while and didn't even respond to a mention?

[Davroth]

Hey guys! I brought everyone some brewskis, brahs. It's the literal worst German beer.

[Cathalos]

I'm not old enoughhhh  
is there anything for meee?

[Davroth]

2 minutes ago, Cathalos said:

I'm not old enoughhhh  
is there anything for meee?

The legal drinking age for beer is 16 in Germany. You are more then good.

[Angie Cakes]

now you don't have to worry about spills

[Cathalos]

well we're not in germanyyyyy

maybe if I put it in the sippy cup the cop will think it's juice though so yAAAAY

 

[Fawkes]

10 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

Alright! You've convinced me!

 

But how do I first find his scent if he hasn't been on in a while and didn't even respond to a mention?

 

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmm.

HMMMMM.

Tea :I

He's the royal tea barer of the mad woods.

SO USE TEA TO CATCH HIM.

Drink tea.

Coat yourself in tea.

Think tea.

Flow like tea and breathe like tea and smell like tea.

BECOME TEA.

This is how you will catch the elusive tea master.

Gosh speed, tea cat.

Gosh speed :'I

[Cathalos]

bop him on the head wth a big stick and then put him in a bag

[Fawkes]

A BAG MADE OF TEA LEAVES, PREFERABLY

[CatCakey]

But it'll be difficult if this site is the only way to get him as far as I know...

 

@AsthmaticPegasus I'm a little tea cat small and stout *turns into bag made of tea leaves*

[Angie Cakes]

Kidnap Mr. Pegglysus?
I wanna do it
Let's draw straws
Fawkes said we should work together
Three of a kind
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee

[CatCakey]

Nuh uh!

 

Fawkes-in-arms said me do it!

 

 

Nah I'm joking; you can help

[Angie Cakes]

I will not unless assigned the task in halloween movie song form

[CatCakey]

@Fawkes you heard Angie!

 

I kinda wanna see this

[Cathalos]

BOO! now get off your fat bum and help 
[ghosties are there and they have kazoos]

[Davroth]

That's not even an Oompa Loompa song.