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On 1/19/2017 at 7:38 AM, Penumbra said:

Water.

On the guest book of a wedding I was working at. 

(Nobody found out. Lets keep it that way)

 

THAT WAS YOU?!

 

So I saw a button on a calculator at work that looked like boy junk. Yeeeeah. See?! You can't unsee it now.

 

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Speaking of floods I accidentally spilled five gallons of coffee today. Whoops!

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*from the top of the tallest tree in the wood he stands, like a greek god cut from flawless marble!*

*his eyes gleam with an unquenchable fire and boundless determination!*

*he gives a sly, knowing smile down to the plebeians below~*

 

*suddenly he dives from his lofty perch!*

*his arms spread out in front of him like a spear point!*

*the wind whips around him in a violent torrent as he rapidly descends!*

*the trumpets of creation begin to blare from the sky as a choir of cherubs begin to sing in unison, their medley transcending the bounds of time and space!*

*he tenses his body, every muscle and fiber of his being ready to break into a perfectly executed roll-and-hop the moment he reaches the ground!*

*his eyes narrow in concentration as the ground rises up to meet him!*

 

*the wind catches him in just the wrong way*

*his body tumbles end over end*

*he slams into the ground legs first, a monumentally loud CRRRRAAAACCCCK echoing across the wood*

 

...

......

......... :'I

 

*he stands up and brushes the dirt off himself nonchalantly*

*he begins to waddle his way over to his dear old throne, upon two legs now filled almost entirely with bone shards*

 

CRRACK

CRACK CRAAAAK CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACK

KRAAAK KRAK

CCCCCRRRAaaaaAAAAAaaaAAACCCCCK

 

*dons a pair of really slick sunglasses*

*he goes to lean against his throne like a real cool dude would do with his arms crossed and everything*

*the throne, upon contact, immediately bursts into splinters and debris, clearly rotted and riddled with termites*

*he falls and breaks his wrist with another resounding CRACK*

*his sunglasses shatter on the ground*

 

.............. :''I

 

*he stands and waddles over to the nearest sturdy looking tree*

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRRRRAAaaaaaaaaAAAACK

CRACK CRACK SNAP CRACK CRRRRAAAAAACK

 

*leans against the tree*

*dons his shattered sunglasses and crosses his arms*

*his one paw bobs and sways in the wind like a limp noodle*

 

*cough*

*COUGH*

...hey.

Wassup?

How've you dweebs been? :I

 

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17 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

*walks over to the fawkesequus, hand raised*

 

please sir, a high five if you will

 

..huh?

OH.

Pfffh, yeah sure I guess >:I

*goes to give Angie a high five*

*just ends up slapping his noodly paw against her hand*

..... :'I

 

*COUGHS*

*waddles his way over to Patchy*

 

CRAAAACK KRAK CRAAAAACK CRUNCHA MUNCH

KRAAAAKCY CRUNCH KrrrraaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK

*falls down*

*crawls the last couple feet*

*pulls himself up Patchy's body*

Hello.

Hello Patchy.

I am Fawkes.

That's my name. 

Now tell me a secret about YOU :I

*the sound of bones grinding together is deafeningly loud*

 

 

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...

......

.........are you Penumbra?

Is this a Penumbra alt account?

PENUMBRA, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS ON CANTERBUTTS, YOU'RE GONNA GET US BANNED AGAIN! >:I

 

*rubs his floppy rubber-like hand against your cheek*

*the hand falls off*

*it continues to jiggle*

 

This new face is nice though.

I like this new face.

Your old one was way too pretty and made me feel far too insuperior! >:I

 

 

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