Davroth Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Rosewind said: Yeah it was funny, especially when we told them. So what's the worst thing anyone has spilled? I would say for me it was about fifty gallons of high-ratio cake batter. Boiling water on my tummy. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Water. On the guest book of a wedding I was working at. (Nobody found out. Lets keep it that way) Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 26 minutes ago, Penumbra said: Water. On the guest book of a wedding I was working at. (Nobody found out. Lets keep it that way) I mean, how bad is it really? If nobody found out, it mustn't have been a problem. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 They we're prolly too drunk to care. I was also too drunk to care. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Penumbra said: They we're prolly too drunk to care. I was also too drunk to care. ... Triggered We're and were are not interchangeable 1 Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 3 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: ... Triggered We're and were are not interchangeable Grammar Nazi. >.> Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Just now, puzzlebeat said: Grammar Nazi. >.> Sieg Heil. Link to comment
RainbowDaringDash Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 No winner will ever be decided until the fourm dies XD Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Just now, RainbowDaringDash said: No winner will ever be decided until the fourm dies XD After that happens I'll revive it just to post here Link to comment
RainbowDaringDash Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Hahaha!!! Invite me along XD Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 We'll make a party out of it (But I'm still gonna be the last poster) Link to comment
MicroChip Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 It happened before... This thread will never die. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 hours ago, MicroChip said: It happened before... This thread will never die. It'll die eventually Whether or not it means waiting until the end of time(or at least the end of the internet) we'll just have to wait and see. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 On 1/19/2017 at 7:38 AM, Penumbra said: Water. On the guest book of a wedding I was working at. (Nobody found out. Lets keep it that way) THAT WAS YOU?! So I saw a button on a calculator at work that looked like boy junk. Yeeeeah. See?! You can't unsee it now. Speaking of floods I accidentally spilled five gallons of coffee today. Whoops! 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 ...Rip that coffee Also that calculator is far too dirty, it's putting me on edge. Well maybe that's just because I'm listening to Christina Grimmie's cover of Elastic Heart. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 *from the top of the tallest tree in the wood he stands, like a greek god cut from flawless marble!* *his eyes gleam with an unquenchable fire and boundless determination!* *he gives a sly, knowing smile down to the plebeians below~* *suddenly he dives from his lofty perch!* *his arms spread out in front of him like a spear point!* *the wind whips around him in a violent torrent as he rapidly descends!* *the trumpets of creation begin to blare from the sky as a choir of cherubs begin to sing in unison, their medley transcending the bounds of time and space!* *he tenses his body, every muscle and fiber of his being ready to break into a perfectly executed roll-and-hop the moment he reaches the ground!* *his eyes narrow in concentration as the ground rises up to meet him!* *the wind catches him in just the wrong way* *his body tumbles end over end* *he slams into the ground legs first, a monumentally loud CRRRRAAAACCCCK echoing across the wood* ... ...... ......... :'I *he stands up and brushes the dirt off himself nonchalantly* *he begins to waddle his way over to his dear old throne, upon two legs now filled almost entirely with bone shards* CRRACK CRACK CRAAAAK CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACK KRAAAK KRAK CCCCCRRRAaaaaAAAAAaaaAAACCCCCK *dons a pair of really slick sunglasses* *he goes to lean against his throne like a real cool dude would do with his arms crossed and everything* *the throne, upon contact, immediately bursts into splinters and debris, clearly rotted and riddled with termites* *he falls and breaks his wrist with another resounding CRACK* *his sunglasses shatter on the ground* .............. :''I *he stands and waddles over to the nearest sturdy looking tree* CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRRRRAAaaaaaaaaAAAACK CRACK CRACK SNAP CRACK CRRRRAAAAAACK *leans against the tree* *dons his shattered sunglasses and crosses his arms* *his one paw bobs and sways in the wind like a limp noodle* *cough* *COUGH* ...hey. Wassup? How've you dweebs been? :I Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 *walks over to the fawkesequus, hand raised* please sir, a high five if you will Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 There are some things in this world that you simply should not question. And then there's stuff like this. What the heck. Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 patchy hasn't met great leader fawkes yet he has been gone too long Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Thanks, I didn't realize that I hadn't met Fawkes yet. Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 you're welcome Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I have this thing I need to do for a project due Monday But I'm lazy and I dun wanna do it But it's a group project But I'm still lazy Send halp Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said: *walks over to the fawkesequus, hand raised* please sir, a high five if you will ..huh? OH. Pfffh, yeah sure I guess >:I *goes to give Angie a high five* *just ends up slapping his noodly paw against her hand* ..... :'I *COUGHS* *waddles his way over to Patchy* CRAAAACK KRAK CRAAAAACK CRUNCHA MUNCH KRAAAAKCY CRUNCH KrrrraaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK *falls down* *crawls the last couple feet* *pulls himself up Patchy's body* Hello. Hello Patchy. I am Fawkes. That's my name. Now tell me a secret about YOU :I *the sound of bones grinding together is deafeningly loud* Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 A secret about me? Oh, I have a few. The sound of crunching bones turns me on This cut on my thumb? I found a random pin and took it home with me. I was bored and had nothing to do, so naturally I stabbed myself a few times. Oh, and then I put the cut under hot water, on and off for a minute or two. The pain was simply mesmerizing. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 ... ...... .........are you Penumbra? Is this a Penumbra alt account? PENUMBRA, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS ON CANTERBUTTS, YOU'RE GONNA GET US BANNED AGAIN! >:I *rubs his floppy rubber-like hand against your cheek* *the hand falls off* *it continues to jiggle* This new face is nice though. I like this new face. Your old one was way too pretty and made me feel far too insuperior! >:I Link to comment
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