PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Ha ha ha ha ha My turn What do you call a dinosaur when they get utterly roasted? T-Rekt. How many dinosaurs does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're all dead, you prick. How can you tell the difference between a dinosaur and a kitten? If you can't, you probably shouldn't be around dinosaurs or kittens. Where do the prissy dinosaurs live? Jurassic Snark. What do you call a poetic dinosaur with a roar that shakes the very ground it stands on? William Quakespeare. Which dinosaur's natural habitat is the gym? The Tyrannosaurus-Flex. What did the dinosaur call his chain of concerts in Europe? His Rap-Tour. Which dinosaur is the smartest? Me, clearly. I'm actually alive. What should you never ask a dinosaur? What their shoe size is. If you're close enough to ask them that, you're probably going to be a snack. How can you tell if a dinosaur likes you? They develop a taste for human flesh. I was bored. . 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 I shouldn't have to give my friend that's older than me life advice. When I say life advice, I mean "reasons why she shouldn't even think about killing herself" Life is pretty messed up. Link to comment
Davroth Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 22 hours ago, Penumbra said: I got the best one Angie packed one for me as well, so I guess we both have the best one. Also, I have the best one. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Thanks guys, you made me LOL in the middle of a dark bakery last night. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Dark bakeries are the best place to "LOL" Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 oh yeah? I got MULTIPLE jokes too. what do you get when you cross a lamp with a shoe? me I have to go lie down I HOPE THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 It was Something alright Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 ANGIE LIKED IT >:( YOU DONT KNOW ME Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 I never said I do Tho I want to, because we're still friends, right? Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 not with u 1-upping my birthday presents like that :,( and then saying my REALLY GOOD JOKES are "...something alright" im gonna cry Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 But mine were just stupid dinosaur jokes Yours were creative and not stupid dinosaur jokes pls don't cry I don't want you to cry I'm sorry don't hate me pls Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 no, it's too late I hate you now and it's worse cuz I don't actually, I just /joke/ hate you ++ I'm a 2 year old ask davvy what it's like for me to joke dislike someone sorry, I don't make the rules Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Why u gotta play with my feelings Link to comment
Davroth Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 @Penumbra What do you think of this guy thank you Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 I just realized something My favorite shirt has a picture of a T-Rex in a row boat, and it says "Row row row your.... oh, right." It's a green shirt Green shirt Dinosaur Green Dinosaur How'd I not make this connection sooner? Maybe because the dinosaur itself isn't green. Meh. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 One shot of espresso in a cup of coffee is called a red eye. Two is black eye. Three is traditionally called a green eye, but I would prefer to call it a third eye blind. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't get it, to dinosaurs not have boats? is that a joke? also I dont' get the coffee thing or anything ever nevermind Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 T-Rex Row boat Can't reach the oars It's funnier when you can see it Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 oooh ok what about the coffee one? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 11 hours ago, Davroth said: @Penumbra What do you think of this guy thank you That he has an odd centre of gravity. He's also holding his phone pretty weird. It looks like his ear is parallel to his top lip. He's got beautiful hair. Link to comment
Davroth Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Penumbra said: That he has an odd centre of gravity. He's also holding his phone pretty weird. It looks like his ear is parallel to his top lip. He's got beautiful hair. I figured he was exactly your type. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Cathalos said: oooh ok what about the coffee one? Not a clue. Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 On 1/25/2017 at 11:58 AM, Angie Cakes said: I triple d demand that the curly brace one never be reprinted ever unless they pay like a hundred dollars. I wanna be the only boy with one < : I Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 i use it as a keyring dangle 2 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 except some of us aren't musicians and we have like a hundred dollars so that wouldn't stop them from taking away your exclusivity Link to comment
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