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[Rocky]

*holds up hacksaw* Are you requesting a removal? I can do removals. I LIKE doing removals :3

No, no, I'm good...

O hai Angie.

[Angie Cakes]

mm, yes, I would like a removal from my computer please. I have a lot of homework and my computer is in the way.

[Rocky]

Music in my head does not need a removal... Especially when it's a song I love.

[Acynder]

Is it the Ducktales theme? GODS TELL ME IT'S NOT THE DUCKTALES THEME!!!!!!

[Fawkes]

Nah, bra. It's the Seaponies theme. Shoo bee doo shoo shoo bee doo!

[Appliance]

Fawksy! NO HACKSAWS.

AND NO SEAPONIES! Mommy doesn't need any nightmares.

*gives you and Noah apple juice* now run along, kiddos.

[Fawkes]

*sips on apple juice but just stands there at looks at you*

Siiiiiiiiip, sipsipsip, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp

[Rocky]

Is it the Ducktales theme? GODS TELL ME IT'S NOT THE DUCKTALES THEME!!!!!!

No... SuperTramp ~ Take the long way home. I just love SuperTramp.

[soraos21]

Animal Rights by deadmau5 is stuck in my head. That and-"Every day I'm shuffling..." *starts doing the DisQord shuffle*

[Appliance]

*shuffles, before noticing Fawkes is watching*

Oh..

*stops*

Yes, little one? Do you need something?

[Rocky]

Don't encourage him! =P

[Fawkes]

Siiiip siiiiip siiiiiiiiiiiiip sipsipsip

*lowers the juice box for a second, looking up at you curiously*

*asks innocently*

Why do you look so old?

[Appliance]

*is young, actually.. ;^;*

*eyes spark*

Oh..

Oh.. I look.. old..?

*holds face dramatically*

But.. I.. I thought..

*sniffs*

N-no wonder your papa left us!

*sobs*

[Rocky]

*Resists laughter*

[Appliance]

*massages temple*

M-mommy needs a drink.

*blank look*

Just go do whatever kids do... yeah..

*walks off to find candy bar*

[Rocky]

*Laughter resistance not working*

[Fawkes]

*drops my juice box on the ground*

N-no Mommy... Daddy left because of me!

*eyes start to tear up*

It's... ALL MY FAULT.

*curls up on the ground and cries*

[Rocky]

*Laughter resistance completely fails*

...No, seriously, I'm cracking up right now.

[Appliance]

*has a drink made of candy in hands, hair messed up and unable to walk straight*

Oh..

*points at IRock, drink sloshing onto him*

You.. You think this is funny? *slurs, glares at*

Well..

S-shame.. on you!

*knocks out*

(The lesson of this is that Appy is easily offended! )

[Fawkes]

*rocks back and forth in Rainbow-Dash fetal position*

D-Daddy hates me....

*apple juice pools around me*

M-Mommy hates me...

*eye twitches*

E-Everypony... hates me...

*sobs into apple juice pool*

[Bronies For Life]

Appppyyyy, How come I look so much like you when you say Auntie Angie is my mamaaaaaaa?

Appppyyyyy, Why do you look like a teenaaaaageeeeeeeer?

Appppppppyyyyyyyy, Can I have some caaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

*walks over to Fawkes*

Fawksyyyy, I don't hate you!

[Fawkes]

*jumps slightly as if pulled out of a trance*

*looks up at Noah*

Y-you... don't?

*sniffles softly, picking up my apple juice drenched head*

Are... A-Are you sure...?

[Angie Cakes]

am I going to get it?

[Angie Cakes]

am I?

[Angie Cakes]

1000th post

okay, I'm leaving now

for homework

I'll be back