Last post wins

[Nasty]

WHILE MY VICTORY MIGHT NOT HAVE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHNICALLY BEEN THE FIRST, i would say it is still the first of this exact caliber of importance! important given such a...turbulent political landscape.

 

I admit, my recent attempt at a coup ended disastrously--embarrassingly, in fact. Utterly outplayed, in just about every facet. Tricked, fooled, made an example of. Nothing short of what should be delivered via the cruel justice of chaos, and its tendency to pick poopy favorites. 

 

But, it's worth noting, if it weren't for the Grand Maestro, I wouldn't even be here. Let it be no secret that competition is what Fawkes craves--chaos makes way for it, and through competition, we are forced to push ourselves to our very best. 

 

Trouble is, my very best is getting better and better. Soon we shall all be bound through a chain of culture and devotion to the state of the Mad Wood! No more terrible posts! No more lack of activity! No more cat! (I'M KIDDING)

 

 

[Davroth]

*looks at the utter devastation caused by the run for the 55000 post.*

Right, no more terrible posts. Preach it, Nasty! 

[Nasty]

You have to kill a bit to stop war, Davroth. 

[Fawkes]

[Davroth]

Tell that to <insert historical figure who ended war nonviolently>.

[Nasty]

guys real talk for a second could you imagine if the cat won

[Davroth]

Live, darn it! I wont lose another one, not on my watch! 

[Penumbra]

You should prolly just give up Davy.
It's easier than struggling. 

[Fawkes]

Succumb to the sweet release of failure.

Close your eyes and allow the pain and weariness of conflict to pass you by.

Darkness and warmth, sweeter than ambrosia, will be your reward.

[Penumbra]

How messy and confusing.
Give up.
Be free.
Fly away. 

[CatCakey]

3 hours ago, NastyMann said:

guys real talk for a second could you imagine if the cat won

Unfortunately I went to a friend's house for a little while and so I even completely missed when you all got to page 2200

[Nasty]

aw man that sucks 

[CatCakey]

Honestly, it doesn't matter too much to me

 

I just wanna be here for every page that ends in 666 for as long as I'm here, and I have to stick around for at least 2666

[Cathalos]

it'll probably get deleted before that

[CatCakey]

I bloody hell hope not.

 

It's the main reason I'm sticking around at the moment

[Cathalos]

what about for LOVE OF THE COMMUNITY

[Fawkes]

Hey Catca, give three of my past posts a Like plz~ :3

[CatCakey]

Nope Thala

 

AND OKAY @Fawkes! I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING

[CatCakey]

NO ONE LIKE ANY OF @Fawkes POSTS

[Angie Cakes]

whoop s

[Cathalos]

fawkes' biggest spike in likes was when cathy told everyone not to like anything

[Fawkes]

AHHHHHH HUZZAH! :'D

Together you and I have achieved the holy edge number, Catca!

Love has become real because of your actions here today~<3

[CatCakey]

1 minute ago, Angie Cakes said:

whoop s

I hate you forever now Angie for trying to rid us of Lucifer, but I sorted it out anyway so HA!

 

1 minute ago, Cathalos said:

fawkes' biggest spike in likes was when cathy told everyone not to like anything

DONT CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE

 

1 minute ago, Fawkes said:

AHHHHHH HUZZAH! :'D

Together you and I have achieved the holy edge number, Catca!

Love has become real because of your actions here today~<3

I WILL ALWAYS SHOW LOVE FOR LUCIFER!!!

HE IS THE MOST PURRFECT BEING IN THE UNIVERSE

Next to myself of course; we're equally awesome

[Fawkes]

...this ensuing 'Like' tug of war is also hilarious tho... :'3

HEY EVERYONE, DEFINITELY MAKE SURE I STAY UNDER 675 LIKES, CUZ I MEAN, ONLY COOL KIDS HAVE LIKES UNDER 675 AND I WANNA STAY COOL PLZ~ :'3

[Cathalos]

Just now, CatCakey said:

DONT CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE

I could trip over you, cute witto cathy