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ALRIGHT KIDS LISTEN UP 

Angus and I are planning on doing our DEATH ROAD TO CANADA: LPW EDITION on either the 21st (Wednesday!) or the 30th (not wednesday!)

 

So Imma need some schedules from you fellas. 

 

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LORE:

 

Angie finally realized her dreams of creating a mobile home full of SHAKILY-STRAIGHT boiz to ride around with her in while they try to somehow make their maladjusted fantasy of "big kid time; no adult society rules allowed" on the go. it sort of works, except Fawkes and Angie hog each other and most of the boiz (and others) become dejected, skipping out.

 

SUDDENLY, ZOMBIES!

 

In this zombie apocalypse, everyone's terrible qualities are exacerbated, and we can barely work together due to our childish immaturities coming to light in this phase of emerging adulthood (excluding creepy old bozos like Rosewind and Davroth; you guys are  c r e e p s ). IT IS NOW UP TO FAWKES AND ANGIE (or whoever else we choose to start each run with) TO TRACK DOWN THEIR FRIENDS, REVITALIZE THE DREAM OF THE (scream) HOUSE, AND MAKE IT TO CANADA BEFORE THE ZOMBIES CONSUME ALL (they're in America for some reason? idk.)

 

So yeah let's get some schedules; does the 21st work better or the 30th? The stream will start at 12pm Atlantic time.

 

 

 

 

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Did you do some mad libs to write that? Some of it seems so random it feels like there's no other way.

 

Also, I'm not really sure what you're talking about, so yah.

 

If there's one thing I am sure about, it's that I'm not very well informed.

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Oh yeah, I forgo-

I mean, those deserts gave me diabetes just looking at them!
 

I'm suing. 

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UPD8:

 

So the 21st definitely won't work so I think it'll have to be the 30th fellas (I've gotta practice music stuff with tha boys before my set)

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*strolls in merrily*

 

Good to see the war hasn't ended yet. We all know I'll end up winning the Last Post Wins contest, again, anyway. :)

 

btw

On 12/9/2016 at 3:27 PM, NastyMann said:
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>me when I chicken out of giving a local business my resume


 

ALSO I SHOULD TLEL YOU LADS CAUSE I LIKE YOU FELLAS: your boy nastymann has an official show! after partaking in a local radio broadcast to support it's fm launch I got asked to play at a local music festival on December 22nd with a bunch of other local artists. I'm pretty stoked/nervous as hell but if i'm lucky someone will be fooled enough to think I'm a real musician and not the poseur hack I am deep down

 

Dude! Great performance. I subscribed. :)

 

 

On 12/10/2016 at 6:01 AM, NastyMann said:

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T H E  L A D S 

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Riley: 

CALM UNDER FIRE

Calm and collected. Useful when firing into a horde!

+ Very calm due to high composure

+ 1 extra point in shooting

GUN COLLECTOR

Start with a rifle, pistol, and ammo

+2 shooting

 

Rosewind:

CIVILIZED

Retains old values before world went crazy. This is good and bad.

+ Super high loyalty and personality stats!

+ 3 points to medical and mechanical skills!!

- Permanent and significant morale penalty!!

HEALTH CARE

Starts with 7 medical supplies

+2 medical

 

MicroChip:

INVENTIVE

Comfortable with machinery, such as cars.

+ 2 points mechanical!

+ Great wits checks!

- May need more practice to repair car.

EXPLORER

 Get one extra location choice during looting events

Rerolling looting events costs less gas

 

Angie:

A combination of high perception and extreme pessimism lets someone brace for the worst!

+ May identify traits in new recruits

+ Always on the look out for danger

- Can be a real grumpus

Paranoid characters can find solutions to dangerous events. For example, they have ready-made plans to escape Bandits and Apartment Fire events with little to no harm or loss.

However, they are least trusting of others and will not be as willing to receive help or supplies from strangers––such as the Creepy Hotel Owner event.

Their negativity tends to cause a drop in morale with other members of the group.     

At a very low morale, Paranoid characters become more likely to lash out and fight other members of the group. They may force an event where they would like a member to be booted or else they instead will leave the group.

CAR NUT

Starts with a nicer car

+3 mechanical

 

PatchworkPsycho:

BERSERK!

Destroy all zombies! Never retreat! Oh no, I got bit!

+ 4 points to strength, fitness, and shooting!!

+ Can go one over the maximum for the above stats!!!

- Super low personality stats! Dies in one bite!!

 

Penumbra:

MYSTERIOUS PAST

This person... has a mysterious past...

+ 3 points given to fight skills at random

- Randomized and extreme personality!

Starts with a crowbar

+2 shooting

+1 mechanical

Level by training shooting and mechanical.

 

The Cat:

WARRIOR

Good start on zombie thwacking skills, with a nondescript personality.

+ 2 points more strength!

+ 2 points more fitness!

- Boring personality

MARTIAL ARTIST

Has a two-hit unarmed attack, but cannot shoot firearms

+2 strength

+2 fitness

 

Fawkes:

CHARMING

From perception of others, a good additude, and pure charisma, there's something about this person that opens doors

+ Charms way into free stuff or out of a bad situation

- Can't charm way out of everything

ULTRAFIT

Starts with granola bars

+3 fitness

 

Davroth:

FRANTIC WHINER

Kind of a fragile sort. But really good at fleeing!

+ Run speed bonus!

- Takes one less hit then normal

- Bad attitude

Characters with a Frantic Whiner trait may cause a drop in morale for other members of the group and will often spout negative statements. At a low morale they are likely to lash out and argue with other members and may force an event where they would like a member to be booted out of the group or else they will leave instead.

MEGABUFF

Starts with a metal pipe

+3 strength

 

Dermy:

BANDIT:

Being untrustworthy can be an asset in the post-apocalypse.

+ Rip others off

- Rip the group off

- Ticking time bomb

FRIEND OF DOG:

Angry dogs may become friendly

70% extra chance for random recruit to be a dog

You can sometimes use "Dog Psychology" on trader dogs to give receive free stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whoever came up with this idea is an absolute creative genius! Look at you all! So tiny and pixelated! :kissy:

 

You fellas better livestream or record this.

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On 12/17/2016 at 10:41 PM, NastyMann said:

ALRIGHT KIDS LISTEN UP 

Angus and I are planning on doing our DEATH ROAD TO CANADA: LPW EDITION on either the 21st (Wednesday!) or the 30th (not wednesday!)

 

So Imma need some schedules from you fellas. 

 

o85f74.png

 

LORE:

 

Angie finally realized her dreams of creating a mobile home full of SHAKILY-STRAIGHT boiz to ride around with her in while they try to somehow make their maladjusted fantasy of "big kid time; no adult society rules allowed" on the go. it sort of works, except Fawkes and Angie hog each other and most of the boiz (and others) become dejected, skipping out.

 

SUDDENLY, ZOMBIES!

 

In this zombie apocalypse, everyone's terrible qualities are exacerbated, and we can barely work together due to our childish immaturities coming to light in this phase of emerging adulthood (excluding creepy old bozos like Rosewind and Davroth; you guys are  c r e e p s ). IT IS NOW UP TO FAWKES AND ANGIE (or whoever else we choose to start each run with) TO TRACK DOWN THEIR FRIENDS, REVITALIZE THE DREAM OF THE (scream) HOUSE, AND MAKE IT TO CANADA BEFORE THE ZOMBIES CONSUME ALL (they're in America for some reason? idk.)

 

So yeah let's get some schedules; does the 21st work better or the 30th? The stream will start at 12pm Atlantic time.

 

 

 

 



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3 hours ago, Tenkan said:

*strolls in merrily*

 

Good to see the war hasn't ended yet. We all know I'll end up winning the Last Post Wins contest, again, anyway. :)

 

btw

 

Dude! Great performance. I subscribed. :)

 

 

 

Whoever came up with this idea is an absolute creative genius! Look at you all! So tiny and pixelated! :kissy:

 

You fellas better livestream or record this.

thank you so much man :)

and yeah! Angie and I are gonna stream at 12pm Atlantic Time on the 30th this month! I dunno how long it'll run, but everyone will have characters--I wasn't sure if you were still here but considering you are do you wanna get in on this too lad??? I can whip up a character for you!

 

1 hour ago, SteelEagle said:



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Same for you, but Imma need some general traits. Tell us all about yourself so I can butcher your character

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I'm a welder at a naval base, married with two children, look better in a dress than many women I've met, have the correct opinion that the Sisters of Battle are best 40k army, and that Applejack is superior and best pony. 

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1 minute ago, SteelEagle said:

I'm a welder at a naval base, married with two children, look better in a dress than many women I've met, have the correct opinion that the Sisters of Battle are best 40k army, and that Applejack is superior and best pony. 

So "terrible opinions" is the character trait I'm rolling with I guess

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But all joking aside that makes for another mechanic-type character which should actually balance the roster quite nicely 

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9 minutes ago, NastyMann said:

So "terrible opinions" is the character trait I'm rolling with I guess

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Y'know, I like how my character was designed on my name.

(Totally not like the opposite of my actual personality- though I would probably pick the dude in a game)

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N E W  L A D S 

SteelEagle:

Mechanic

Starts with a wrench

+2 mechanical

+2 fitness

Nurturing 

Always thinking of others! Somehow not zombie food yet.

+ 2 points medical!

+ Great attitude!

- May be an act

 

Tenkan:

Fighter

Starts with a hatchet

+2 strength

+1 shooting

Oblivious

A great outlook on life combined with not being very perceptive allows for some magical feats of denial!

+ May ignore despair

- Bad rolls for perception and wits

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Magical feats of denial?

Zombies? What zombies?

 

 

And to be fair, I'm always thinking of others in Zombie games- namely, when I can ditch them so that I don't get mauled.

I'm an amazing team player.

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Ich möchte stärker werden
Weil unsere Welt recht grausam ist

Es ist ratsam

Welke Blumen zu entfernen

Du fragst mich ob ich mit dir komm, du flüsterst mir in mein Ohr
Du fragst mich ob ich deine Hand nehm, ich hab keinen Grund dich abzulehnen
Du fragst mich ob ich mit dir komm, du flüsterst mir in mein Ohr

Du fragst mich ob ich deine Hand nehm, du flüsterst mir...

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I suck that in google translate with the hope of it coming out a mess of words.
Turns out it make sense. 
The power of language amirite? 

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That's fake maple syrup getting drizzled on baby Jesus. Heresy!

 

I should also mention Cressy looks good tied to a bed with a ball gag and  a jar of live spiders on his chest.

 

Just sayin'.

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11 hours ago, NastyMann said:

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N E W  L A D S 

Tenkan:

Fighter

Starts with a hatchet

+2 strength

+1 shooting

Oblivious

A great outlook on life combined with not being very perceptive allows for some magical feats of denial!

+ May ignore despair

- Bad rolls for perception and wits

 

"Oblivious" :lol::lol::lol:My cheeks literally hurt right now!

 

Thank you for making my day.

 

MFW "magical feats of denial"

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43 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

I suck that in google translate with the hope of it coming out a mess of words.
Turns out it make sense. 
The power of language amirite? 

You should already know what that is, Penby! 

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Rosewind, you have my curiosity...

 

Seriously, you have my curiosity and I want it back. I left it lying around here somewhere, and without it I jump to making blatant accusations without any build up of evidence.

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14 hours ago, Rosewind said:

I want to make your plum cake, Dav

 

You can't! A baker never has time to bake for herself! 

Your best bet is to pitch German plum cake to your corporate overlords and hope they add it to the company lineup.

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