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open dev-c++ 5.11 and copypaste that into a new blank document and press printscreen when lotsa the numbers are the same and if the picture has any where all the numbers are the same go WOOOO and then cry 

and if it doesn't, you wait till the next time most of the numbers are the same then repeat


or just like play deus ex with that one mod that makes it work and name your person Jeff Crap Detpack
or deus ex revision if you're feeling fancy, it's a free mod on steam that adds in a bunch of whatever. but with Jorge Cazamackus Dumbledore
that might fit

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talk to me on skype I'm lonely
and I can give you assorted throwaway executables

like a magic 8 ball or sobored.exe (the thing above) 

or a thing that everything you say, if it has a "be", it changes it to "bee" 
beeifier.exe
that's in java so it isn't windows only. FANCY HUH

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1. I'm lonely come friend me, that's all I been sayin this whole time
since like 2012 or whenverthehell

2. I have lots of garbage programs I made and some I'm proud of but mostly garbage

3. java is gay 

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Minecraft is gud

Therefore Java = gud

But Java = gay

Therefore gud = gay

Gay is gud

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um
me = my parents
I'm kickass but BAD WORD those guys a lot

also minecraft isn't good anymore 
you sound like someone who needs more deus ex

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deus ex is where cool people are made
minecraft has like a guy named steve and a some wheat
deus ex has a guy named jhonathan caramel dinodingus

tell me which one of those dudes sounds dreamier  

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johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt candymancancan dentsthewallbyhittingitwithhismassivesaugmentedfaceplate is the dreamiest man other than anybody who will let me date them please date me anybody

why not just go play minecraft then?

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if you friend me i'll sing you a lullaby

or show you how to make the computer sing you a lullaby in c#

it can only do wavs
don't go :( 
I'm lonelyyyyyyy

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I don't know what that means
but somebody come replace the dinosaur before I start thinking and get all sad n stuff
I just thought of like 10 really good jokes don't you want them

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itallian soda
dinner
tears

I lied
I had one joke, then I realized it wasn't a good joke, then panicked and came up with a new one
then that happened like four more times
I didn't lieeee so much as like drop my jokes and then trip and fall on them and crush them and get joke juice all over my fancy dress shirt
WHICH IS A PUN
CUZ IM WEARING A SHIRTDRESS 
AND THAT ALSO MEANS LIKE
YES IT WORKED I WIN


#2 what's grey and white and pink all over? 

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these jammy bottoms that I'm wearing
and it's all over cuz it's lots of all over cuz I'm fat
it's a fat joke
I bet you didn't see that coming
which is the main characteristic of a joke I DID A GOOD JOB

#3 if a train leaves baltimore at 12:42am for Washington DC, but there are no train tracks, when will it reach its destination? 

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