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Simply put! Post a quote that you like, or you just read, or heard, or you found funny, or sad, or inspiring, or romantic, or appalled, or simply awesome!

"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. " - Stephen King

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"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math." - GLaDOS, Portal 2

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"and now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole" Peter Alliss

"it isn't pollution that's harming the environment. it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Dan Quayle

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"And how are you doing?  Because I'm a POTATO!" -GlaDOS Portal 2

"Adrift upon the sea of time the lonely God wanders from shore to distant shore upholding the laws of the stars above" -Christopher Paolini, Brisingr

"Geronimo!" -The Doctor (11th)

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“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” -Rockstar from Mars and Secret Vatican Warlock Assassin, Charlie Sheen

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On his death bed, Voltaire was asked by a priest to renounce Satan and turn to God, to which he replied, "Now is no time to be making new enemies"

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"Adrift upon the sea of time the lonely God wanders from shore to distant shore upholding the laws of the stars above" -Christopher Paolini, Brisingr

The fact that you've read Brisingr makes you twenty percent cooler.

Anyways...

"Not in cruelty, not in wrath, The Reaper came today. An angel visited this gray path, and took the cube away." -Doug Rattmann

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You should live every day like its your last, because eventually you'll be right

-Steve Jobs

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. " -Terry Pratchett

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i have many quotes stuck in the back of my head just need to pry them forward give me a moment while i look at ... yep got one

" That's not a knife! This is a knife " Crocodile Dundee

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im thinking of quotes that i dont know are in movies but would be could

" The end can never be foretold never witnessed only found and then which you will forget. " just made that up myself :|

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now to find more * watches gmod idiot box *

I approve :D

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Said John Sedgwick, moments before being shot. Oh the irony.

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"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."-Dark Helmet, Space Balls

"Insanity doesn't run in my family. It practically gallops." -Arsenic and Old Lace-1944

"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe... women!" -Doc Brown, Back to the Future part II

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

There are quite a lot of good Cave Johnson quotes that could go into here but I'm kinda lazy.

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That's not a panel; that's a crusher. We sell those too.

Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

This first test involves something the lab-boys call repulsion gel. You're not part of the control group by the way - you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs - tragic. But informative! Or so I'm told.

The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group, they're telling me I ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages - that gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!

The average human male is about 60% water. Far as we're concerned that's a little extravagant. So if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test, that's normal. We're gonna hit you with some jet engines and see if we can't get you down to 20 or 30 per cent.

You meant these, right? (All above are from Cave Johnson.)

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