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[Cupcakes references beware] Pinkamena Song (Oogie Boogie Song Parody) [slightly nsfw]


AirPsyre

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[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

Well, well, well, what have we here?

Blueblood, huh?

Oh, dear oh dear!

So you're the one Rarity was talkin' about,

-evil laughter-

You're jokin', you're jokin'

I can't believe my eyes

You're jokin' me, you gotta be

This can't be the right guy

He's a fatty, he's ugly

I don't know which is worse

I might just bust a move now

lf I don't die laughing first

When Pinkamena Diane Pie says

There's time is close at hand

You'd better pay attention now

'Else you will go bad.

And if you aren't shakin'

Then there's something very wrong

'Cause this may be the last time now you hear a Pinkie song, ohhh

[Assistant]

Ohhh

[Pinkamena]

Ohhh

[Assistant]

Ohhh

[Pinkamena]

Ohhh

Ohhh, i'm Pinkamena Pie!

Well if I'm feelin' antsy

And there's nothin' much to do

I might just cook a special batch

Of Pinkie's Gypsy Brew

And don't ya know the one thing

That would make it taste just right?

A vile of some Blueblood to add a little spice

[Assistant]

Ohhh

[Pinkamena]

Ohhh

[Assistant]

Ohhh

[Pinkamena]

Ohhh

Ohhh, i'm Pinkamena Pie!

[blueblood]

Release me now,

Or you must face the dire consequences!

I can give you whatever you want!

So please, come to your senses?

[Pinkamena]

You're jokin', you're jokin'!

I can't believe my ears!

Could someone shut this stallion up?

Best laugh I've had in years!

It's funny, I'm laughing,

You really are too much.

And now, with your permission,

I'm going to do my stuff...

Blueblood:

What are you going to do?

Pinkamena:

I'm gonna do the best I can, silly!

(Musical interlude)

[Pinkamena]

Oh, the aroma of the cupcakes,

Is like music in the air!

'Cause I'm Pinkamena Pie~

And you're taste I really do care!

It's tastier, I must confess,

When lives are put inside;

Not mine, of course, but yours, my friend!

Now you will taste just fine!

[blueblood]

Release me fast or you will have to

Answer for this heinous act!

[Pinkamena]

Haha! You're funny! I'm laughing!

You put me in a spin !

You aren't comprehending!

The position that you're in!

It's hopeless, you're dinner!

You haven't got a prayer !

'And just like all the others!

You ain't going nowhere!

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