Ten Hut, Canterlot! It's me, Magi, coming to you live via cell phone! Since Im away for training for the next several days, I figure now would be a good time to show off my well sought-out talent in the military:

I am a Master MRE chef! I know, it was expected, but Im just so good at food. First, a lingo lesson! For you civilian-types, MRE stands for Meal Ready to Eat, which typically consists of immitation meat, a bread or cookie, some kind of snack, and accessories like gum, tissues, and coffee packs. Military food!

I can make almost any MRE taste pretty darn well! But if I can combine multiple MREs, I can make a masterpiece, like this! The Commandant's Special!

What you need:

1 Spicy Vegetable pasta MRE

1 Chicken MRE (any will do so long as its chicken)

1 Fruit and Nut mix pack

1 Mexican Rice MRE

1 Wheat Snack Bread

1 MRE heater

First, you open the Mexican rice! Then you open the chicken meal and cut it up into smaller bits. Do not mix it with the rice! Not yet! Next you need to do some separating. The spicy vege pasta meal will have vegetable bits in it. You need some. In that same MRE will be chile sauce. You need that too. Open up the fruit and nut mix and pick the fruit out. Either eat the scraps of these yourself or give them to someone else.

Now! You need to mix the chicken, the veggies and the nuts with the chile sauce an mix it all good! Then you add this mixture to the Mexican rice, and mix once more! Use the MRE heater to hear it all up, and serve it with a piece of wheat snack bread to wipe up the straggling bit that's left when you're done!

Analysis:

If you are lucky enough the get all the components for this, by all means treat yourself! The chile sauce gives it some great kick, the nuts for crunch, and the rice is plenty filling. The rest is just delicious. So delicious, in fact, that you might forget the government bought this food from the lowest bidder!

Enjoy!