Just reminiscing about gym class. Don't take it too seriously. Its 95% laughs, 5% crying.
Climbing a rope is stupid.
Gym class stopped being fun after 5th grade. Then it just became a nightmare.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE CRUEL JUDGMENTAL AND HORMONAL TEENAGERS?!
I hate running.
I swear, there must be something in the ball that makes it want to come at my face EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Climbing a cargo net is also stupid.
Our justice system should adopt Dodgeball as capitol punishment. They can just hire any big and burly high schooler as the executioners!
What purpose is that butt scooter for?
The mile run was invented by people who hate children and want to make them suffer!
Seriously the mile run is so unforgivably evil Im mentioning it twice!
Is the President even going to look at the results of the fitness test he supposedly came up with?!
I hate push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups and every activity that contains the word "up".
God I miss the parachute.
If it were up to me, it would not only rain endlessly outside on gym class day, but it would also rain endlessly inside the gym!
I love how Im being expected to do the high jump flawlessly despite never have done one before or made any sort of preparation for it.
Please don't compare me to the most athletic kid in class. The kid is like in every athletic program in the school and I consider it a good day if I can do one push up.
Dangit! I can't use the excuse "I have cramps" since I already used that excuse earlier this month! IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE