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Status Replies posted by Sondash145
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You know how your skin can peel off when you get sun burned? I got it on my nose and I peeled it. Turns out it was not ready and now I look like Rudolph.
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Same thing happened to me. It's been just under a week and my nose is back to its original state. Huge, unsmelling, and pasty.
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Chickens are softer than I thought.
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Turkeys are faster than I thought...
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5" of snow...someone must have put away their shovel...
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Half an inch of growth in the past three months...
Still no snow here, I'm just gettin' taller. That's the only inch-related thing I can think of that doesn't delve into inappropriate territory.My jokes really jumped the shark there, didn't they?
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It's snowing...
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Y'know they made a movie about the one time it snowed in Alabama.
It's called Ice Age.
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Ate cup noodles for breakfast because I was in a hurry. Big mistake.
...my stomach...
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I usually just throw stuff down my throat for breakfast. Once I almost ate an atomic fireball candy with the wrapper still on it in a frenzy.
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I have my laptop pack with games and movies for the bus trip to Vancouver and Whistler! All I need to do is hope there is a charging outlet on the coach...if we even get a coach.
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When I went to Chicago, I packed the entire series of Cowboy bebop. And that's all I needed. It lasted all 11 hours.
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I welcome spring with open arms!
...DID I JUST MISS APRIL FOOLS? I had another epic prank planned for this year!
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For April fools day I walked up to my dad and said in a deadpan tone, "I lost weight. April fools."
He was losing his mind.
Everyone in my family is the butt of at least one joke.
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I suddenly feel like fishing...
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I suddenly felt like mixing drinks and food earlier today.
I mixed lime juice and milk just to see what it tasted like.
This has nothing to do with anything.
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Need more energy. Need less work. Need to roleplay. Need money~
Sorry to all the people I'm rping with, but work is really starting to pile up on my teeny tiny desk~
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Ah, I too am swamped.
I'm not good at giving advice, just wanted you to know you're not the only one.
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Three more days of midterms...I CAN DO IT!
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Mayo is good though...
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My hands perpetually smell like mayo.
Don't ask questions.
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I did 40 squats in a minute, and I was having trouble going up and down the stairs later.
I'm so outta shape...
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Human Health and Performance killed me.
They were testing me to see how many pushups I can do without pausing, and I got to like, seventy-five last year, and I had maybe seven done, and then my sweaty hand slipped out from under me and fell flat on my stomach. "I asked, can I get another chance?" and the coach said, "Nope. Go on outta here."
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Back to school ewe
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My school went through a schedule change, so it makes things harder for me. It hurts.
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