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Narrator Voice: Puzzlebeat looked down at the bagel.
He didn't know whether or not to eat it.

He did

I am adorable, don't you know?

What if I am a slow lemon?

Jesus

Do not think about it.

*bites on banana* their okay

"Their"

"Their"

"THEIR"

Someone who knows proper grammar.

"They will never expect me to take over Ohio,"

Nope.

Someone who can finish this line
This ain't a scene

Guess who's back.

Someone who's going down, down in an earlier round.

Fine, I won't do that then.

I wish that Patrick Stump was what I bargained for.

Granted.
Now aliens are attacking us.

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church didn't exist

Granted.
Your true love is Twist.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Lol no

Solana?

Probably not...

Someone who FEELS THE BERN

Granted, but in order to buy the game...you have to watch the Holiday Special.

I wish that my boyfriend's house was closer to mine, and he doesn't die, and he isn't Republican, and he and I never break up...and that my uncle becomes senator of Illinois. Oh, and that also I don't get sent to the moon for supporting an other worldy figure.
Oh, and I would like Adam Sandler to lose popularity. Not instantly...but more over a period of time.

Finally...I want me and my boyfriend to be invincible forever.

...
Oh, one more thing, for bullets to cost for than at least 700 dollars.

Singal bullets, that is

CATS ARE AWESOME

Lolno

Is it Jimbo?

(you didn't)
Granted

But your best friend is Twist.

I wish that Donald Trump would lose the election and the winner is Hillary Clinton, vice president Julian Castro. 

And also for my uncle to be elected into the US Senate for Illinois, or at least become Governor.
...
And also for you to respond to that RP we started 12 years ago

Granted...but then you lose your hands...and you can only replace them with hooks. Now you can't play the controller.

I wish that I could be president of the United States of America under the Democratic party and be the best president ever and not die ever after becoming president. At all. As in, I'm immortal, and so is my boyfriend.

I guess me

Someone who is not Noedig

Totes.

Is it the goat from that album Adult Swim is advertising

OH MY GOD

Is it the real Slim Shady?

It's me

Some guy

I don't know

Elton John?

Wait, crap

Yes,
Tis me

Jesus?