Make everyone worship whichever cartoon character I'm deeply obsessed with (at time of writing, that'd be Jenny Wakeman). And every so often, change it so they worship someone else - without any actual notice! REALLY confuse them!! Kick up a royal fight over who's better!!!!!!!! Purple zucchini!
Alright!! Let's keep it going!! [ How is the best way to answer this question? ] [ A: With a pinch of salt ] [ B: Guess ] [ C: Cheating ] [ D: Not at all! ]
Would you like to see a cheque with your name on it for $1,000,000? This is what you could have if you quit now.... you still have 2 helplines, which are very important. [ 1: Move on to the $2,500,000 question ] [ 2: Don't move on; bail out! ]