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  1. Solaria
    So... I originally wasn't going to post anything that even mentioned that glorious fiasco even in passing, but it was too delicious not to. No, what I felt like posting about is cliques. Have you noticed them? Perhaps.
    Some of them are very subtle. Many of you likely read over the evidence every day. But tell me, have you ever studied the little awards? Perhaps the number of likes certain posts get? The origin of the likes even? I won't go into further detail than this, that would spoil ALL of the fun.
    Maybe now a few users will look a little more closely at what passes by their screen, and give a tad more thought. Who knows? Maybe next time I'll talk about snowflakes and the vice of mediocrity around your necks Ta!
  2. Solaria

    Judgment

    By Solaria,

    Whereupon do we garner our views of the world? Were we taught? Did we form them based upon what we've seen? Have they always been within us, waiting for the right time to burst to the forefront of our minds? At what point does the line between predestination and choice blur? Withhold your scathing, baseless observations. Opt for what you know, rather than what you think you know. Or, just acknowledge that you know nothing at all. It takes honesty to admit that one.
    For who can make a better opponent for your heart and mind than your own pride fueled by your prejudice? Claim dominion of your own mind, then move forward. Only then can you be sure of your path.
  3. Solaria
    Salutations, non-existent readers and/or figments of my amazing imagination. Due to my extended inactivity on these forums, it's likely that none of you even know who I am (I'll continue to speak as though I have an audience, simply to entertain my insanity). I have been around for quite a while, longer than any page on Canterlot will tell you, under circumstances that are known to a very select few who have likely forgotten. What is the point of all this? you might wonder. I assure you, there is no point as I'm fairly certain no one is even reading this and I'm only satisfying my own hubris, as well as my fleeting notion to jot down thoughts in a public medium.
    As to the point that most assuredly exists, it can be somewhat succinctly explained in a singular statement: I have been watching. Yes of course, here and there I'll leave confusing whatnots in some random thread, but never assume that I don't see the trends that happen here. The joy! The struggles to succeed against odds in roleplay. The sadness. The cliques. Empathy and insight are quite valuable skills, I assure you. If you, incorporeal visitor, continue to delve into these passages, mayhaps valuable gems of pointlessness can be yours for the picking.


    Sum vigilantes. Ego vigilantem.




  4. Solaria
    Sorry I'm late everypony! Sunday blues and stuff! Nothing to cheer a pony up like a PARTY though! Guess who our special birthday boy is today! Bet you can't! I want you to though. There wouldn't be a party if no pony knew who it was. Here's a hint: it's [colour=#006400]DeepBass[/colour]! Woo! It's like... wubz pony week or something. How do you get a better bass? You make it deep! I guess instead of wubwubwubwub it's WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB!
    So anyway, you know what comes next! It's totally present time ponies! Here's a little tidbit I found that I thought was appropriate!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_s9Jb5AWXU
    Here's one from[colour=#00ffff] Angie Cakes[/colour]!

    I think it's funny not to do[colour=#b22222] KryptChild[/colour] first. Just cuz. It's not really a joke. I dunno.

    Aren't those neat? They're such good artists. I hope[colour=#006400] DEEPBASS[/colour] likes them! It's so much fun to say it like that.[colour=#006400] DEEPBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS[/colour]! What are you ponies waiting for?! Wish him a happy birthday and shower him with love, affection and birthday syrup! Shake those flanks!

    [colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
  5. Solaria
    AAAAaaaaaaaaaaalllllllright you ponies! I may have a tricky knee (they told me it was almost broken, but tricky sounds WAY more fun ) and I may be pretty sore, but I'm here to paaaaaaaaaaartay! It's been so long since I last showed you a birthday pony! I mean there was [colour=#daa520]Surprise[/colour], and [colour=#0000ff]GLaDOS[/colour], but I was just missing too much. Sorry, I was out having fun playing bumper cars with real cars
    Today is super special! Not only did we have that ultra-cool pony [colour=#00ff00]Starbuster[/colour] being born today, but we have [colour=#add8e6]Vinyl Scratch[/colour][colour=#add8e6] [/colour]too! [colour=#add8e6]Vinyl[/colour]?! I know right?! WUB WUB WUB! OOONTZ OONTZ.... Did you know anypony can beatbox dubstep? Just say "boots cats" really fast! It makes your tongue all tingly and you can make all sorts of musical friends!
    SO! PRESENTS!!! We have a triply trio of them for you today, [colour=#add8e6]Vinyl[/colour]! Bring 'em in hot, [colour=#daa520]Surprise[/colour]!!
    From [colour=#ffa500]BrainedbySaucepans[/colour]!

    From [colour=#800080]Davroth[/colour]!

    And last but never west, [colour=#b22222]Kryptchild[/colour]!

    Super fancy pants, right? Everypony is so glad you were born! So go out, eat a whole cake, then order one for your friends! With ice cream! And whipped cream! And hay! And chocoponies! And caramel! Cinnamon! EVERYTHING!
    You know the drill everypony! Leave extra comments or gifts in the space below! We're going to go prove that wheelchairs can fly, pegasus pony style!
    [colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
  6. Solaria
    [colour=#0000ff]Oh. Hello again. It seems your party ponies were in an accident. Not a happy accident, no. A real, honest to goodness accident. Involving cars. And pain. Isn't that fun? So you have me to celebrate your birthday with you. No flying, no shrieking, no bending the laws of physics to one's will then playing jump rope with them. Just science. And a slice of cake. [/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][Retrieving personal data file...][/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]Starbuster[/colour].
    [colour=#0000ff]It's entertaining because a pony literally busting stars would be a molten little blob floating through space. Space. SPACE. SPA-kzzzzzzzzzcht[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][Redacted][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Happy Birthday[/colour] [colour=#ee82ee]Starbuster[/colour]. [colour=#0000ff]I hope you bust one million and one stars today, and that each one is filled with confetti. And sugary treats. Enough sugar and you can garner sympathy through diabetes. Through sympathy you can gain anything from your friends. Won't that be nice? It seems you already have one pony under your hoof, because they made you a present. Apparently they're fans of the fact that you destroy natural beauty in the universe on a regular basis. All that radiation, gone to waste.. Well, she IS a [/colour][colour=#00ff00]BlindJester[/colour]. [colour=#0000ff]Maybe she's just as insane as the others.[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]If the rest of you tiny happy ponies would like to leave a message for the birthday recipient, there is an allotted Aperture Equestrian Division response and comment section below for your convenience. [/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]I'm going to go enjoy the two insane ponies' pain while you enjoy the wonderful joys of growing older. And older. Happy Birthday.[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]GLaDOS
    Aperture Equestria Division[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][[/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E! program terminated][/colour]
  7. Solaria
    Alright you ponies, it's party time, Surprise Style! While your normal host is off playing with gel and killer robots, I'll be telling you all about today's celebration and guest! Now this is one gamer pony I've known since he joined Canterlot: [colour=#ffa07a]SilverSwirl[/colour]! Prominent member of the LPW friends and a whiz at retro gaming! This is one guy you wanna watch out for if you plan on playing Fighting is Magic
    Anyway, I'm sure you're all expecting some random things, some off-the-wall jokes, and maybe a present or two. Just like all the others. Well you're out of luck.
    ...
    I'm pretty bad at lying though. Haaaaaaaappy Birthday [colour=#ffa07a]SilverSwirl[/colour]! Wooohoooo!
    From the queen of the sea cows and dairy herself, [colour=#00ffff]Angie Cakes[/colour]!

    And from our wonderful Chancellor of Germaney, [colour=#800080]Davroth[/colour]!

    That's right, [colour=#ffa07a]Silver's[/colour] good with a yo-yo isn't he? Just like Ness. Stupid PK Starstorm... And last but not least, the Diva of the Drawing Board, [colour=#b22222]Kryptchild[/colour]!

    Looks like we've got a gamer pony of many faces on our hooves here! It seems like I know someone like that... can't think of who it is though. Oh well! Look at all those awesome gifts! You know the deal, everypony. Share your good wishes and your own presents in the comments below! Who knows, I might be back to do another one of these someday. I'll have something big planned. For now I'm going to go see what this gel is all about...
    Until then!
    [colour=#daa520]EoH Surprise[/colour]
    [colour=#dda0dd]Substitute [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour][/colour]
    [colour=#dda0dd][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Oh my God, there's two of them. This one has wings.[/colour]
    "[colour=#daa520]Weheeheeeeee[/colour]!"
  8. Solaria
    Happy Sunday everypony! It rained last night! Well, it did for me anyway. I love the rain. It could have been chocolate, but water is the next best thing. Do you know what else storms bring with them? A special present, just like our pony guest of the day! Put your hooves together for [colour=#ff0000]T[/colour][colour=#008000]a[/colour][colour=#0000ff]s[/colour][colour=#ffd700]t[/colour][colour=#ff0000]e[/colour][colour=#008000]T[/colour][colour=#0000ff]h[/colour][colour=#ffd700]e[/colour][colour=#ff0000]R[/colour][colour=#008000]a[/colour][colour=#0000ff]i[/colour][colour=#ffd700]n[/colour][colour=#ff0000]b[/colour][colour=#008000]o[/colour][colour=#0000ff]w[/colour]! Totally spicy! You wouldn't think so right? They're so pretty. I can't figure out how pegasus ponies do it. Even if I stretch on my tippy hooves with my biggest bow I can't put it on rain! That's not a problem for this birthday pony, though! She can eat them!
    I'll have to talk to [colour=#ff0000]R[/colour][colour=#008000]a[/colour][colour=#0000ff]i[/colour][colour=#ffd700]n[/colour][colour=#ff0000]y[/colour] after this and compare rainbow tastes. Maybe she got a better one and I can figure out how to bake it into cupcakes! I bet a rainbow cupcake would be heavenly, don't you?
    Anyway, it's that time again. Time for our birthday pony to get her present! If you think I talk a lot every day, imagine if [colour=#ffa500]Brainy's[/colour] art could talk! Pictures say like a thousand words! The painting on Mr. and Mrs. Cake's wall likes to yell at me at night, after all. He has a lot to say. One of these days I'll catch him in the act! Have some pony!

    I wish I could deliver your present to you, but you've already got it taken care of. There's always next time though! You still have a ton of birthdays left! Anypony that has gifts for [colour=#ff0000]R[/colour][colour=#008000]a[/colour][colour=#0000ff]i[/colour][colour=#ffd700]n[/colour][colour=#ff0000]y[/colour] should leave them in the comment section I mean really, why wouldn't you want to give something back to a pony that apparently taste tests all our rainbows before they go into the yummy sky?!
    [colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][........ Connection offline. Reboot? [Y/N] ][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][That evil little curly-headed menace...][/colour]
  9. Solaria
    [colour=#0000ff][Resolving hostname...][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][Establishing parameters...][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][Connection online][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Subject:[/colour] [colour=#cccccc]Gerrard[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Hello. Yes, it's me again. I bet you thought that the mentally-dysfunctional pony had disconnected me. Well, she did. But I'm back, and we can move past that. It is your special day after all. The party-obsessed animal has been given... games to play.[/colour]
    "Weeeeeeee!"
    [colour=#0000ff]I hope your time with the party escort bot was everything you expected it to be. Cold. Unrelenting. A bit of maddening grinding gears. We're even working on giving him a little bit of personality, and maybe a confetti cannon. Wouldn't that be fun?[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]You should all wish a very happy day to [colour=#cccccc]Gerrard[/colour]. He's gotten one year older! That could indicate the onset of wisdom... or dementia. They're both interesting angles. After all, it will just be one endless cycle of cake, presents, and tiny smiles. Year after year. Decade after decade. Until the end. Yay.[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]We do have a present for you to celebrate your special day. I bet you'd thought we'd forgotten about it. Don't worry, [/colour][colour=#ffa500]BrainedbySaucepans[/colour] [colour=#0000ff]is still functioning somehow. He's a scientific marvel.[/colour]

    [colour=#0000ff]I hope you like it. I hear gifts make birthdays special. Did you know most birthday ponies will at most enjoy their presents for a week before discarding or forgetting about them? Just a tiny bit of knowledge to add to that burgeoning wisdom and senility. It's normal. I discard robots and test subjects in the same way. Like the pink one. Here she comes now.[/colour]

    [colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AAAAAAAY![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]She's so cute. And annoying. Enjoy your cake.[/colour]

    [colour=#0000ff][Connection terminated][/colour]
  10. Solaria
    [colour=#0000ff][Hmm. Here we are again. Funny how we always end up here. You get another year older, I stay the same. It's a vicious cycle. Oh well. I suppose you have to celebrate what you ca-kzzzzcht][/colour]
    Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo Canterlot! WOO! It's been a whole DAY since we talked! All sorts of fun stuff can happen since then! It's your birthday bash bellower here, [colour=#dda0dd]EoL Pinkie[/colour]! It's totally Nightmare Night month, I mean we had [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour] yesterday and look at our special pony today! Give it up for [colour=#006400]DannyMirage[/colour] everypony! Invisiponies, mirage ponies... Where do they come from?! Actually if we can't see them, where are they going? I guess I can see a mirage. Can he be a mirage of [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour]? What would happen then?
    Don't worry [colour=#006400]Danny[/colour], we have a present just for you! Betcha weren't expecting THAT one! If you were, well, we don't have a present for you. Got that? You sure we don't have a present for you? Okay! Read this:
    [colour=#0000ff][she really doesn't, she's lyi-bzzzzzzrt][/colour]
    For a guy that got hit in the head by my favorite kind of pan, [colour=#ffa500]Brainy[/colour] sure does keep the art rolling! From [colour=#ffa500]BrainedbySaucepans[/colour]!

    I hope you like it! Your birthday only comes up once a year, so enjoy it [colour=#006400]Danny[/colour]! All of us here wish you a neato taquito day!
    [colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][How did she... That pink monster is a credit to your species, and a bane upon the survival of higher cognitive functions.][/colour]
  11. Solaria
    [colour=#0000ff][Retrieving celebratory data file...][/colour]
    It's that time again ponies! Look around, it's party time! And by look around, I mean look at the decorations. Because you won't see today's special guest coming unless he wears something OTHER than his birthday suit! Isn't that weird?! He's invisible! It's [colour=#696969]TheInvisiblePony[/colour]! I wonder what happens when he's in the dark. You know, when you can't see your hoof in front of your face? Can he EVER see his hoof in front of his face? How does that work?!
    Anyway, if he's here and we just don't know it, we have a present for our favorite disappearing pony! [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour], blink once if you're here or twice if you're not just to let us know! I get to press a button to bring in today's special gift, and who doesn't like buttons?! My favorite kind is the button on a toaster. You never know what's going to happen...
    This one's by [colour=#ffa500]BrainedbySaucepans[/colour]! He always has such neat pictures!
    [colour=#0000ff][Proving that art requires no conscious thought whatsoever. Research into the existence of souls should be accelerated...][/colour]

    No fair that [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour] gets to celebrate Nightmare Night before the rest of us! A mummy IS a good idea though. I wonder how many bandages Nurse Redheart has? I need to find out how he's invisible anyway. I'm going to go take a bath in disappearing ink!
    Until next time (and there's always more birthdays, parties and balloons!) stay fantabulous Canterlot! Make sure to wish [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour] a super happy birthday, because nothing's more special than celebrating the day we got a new friend in the world! If you have any presents to give, leave them in the comment section
    [colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][Yes, enjoy your celebration of aging. I hear it can come with wisdom. We're all so happy for you, so we made you a complimentary cake][/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff][/colour]
  12. Solaria
    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello everypony!! Your friendly Chancellor of Celebrations, Proprietor of Parties, and encouragable muncher of donuts, EoL Pinkie here! It's been a while, but I'm back with some super duper NOT party pooper news, which means it's the best kind of news: PARTY NEWS!
    Thaaaaaaaaaat's right friends, today is that most special of specially special days for Canterlot's own drowsy feline, [colour=#008080]Cat Napper[/colour]! I have it from a very trusty source (me!) that [colour=#008080]Catty[/colour] is an adult now! Isn't that neat?! I would have gone from Kitty Napper to Cat Napper today if it was me, but she was already a cat... Does that make her a lion now? [colour=#ff0000]Tiger Sleeper[/colour]? Sleep is a bigger nap, right? Whichever kitty she is now, it better be the kind that likes PRESENTS!!
    With cake, streamers, and party guests on the way, we'll get along with these great gifts until they arrive!
    From the pony who puts a new spin on smart eating, [colour=#ffa500]BrainedbySaucepans[/colour]!

    Apparently simmering thoughts in cookware is how you can make great drawings! I wonder what happens if you add tomato paste... Is that how you get saucy art?
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand from all the way over in Germaney, where the ponies are hot to trot on the spot while the getting is good to be got, a present from [colour=#800080]Davroth[/colour], for [colour=#008080]Kitty[/colour] and all the ponies of Canterlot!

    Fancy pants, right?! Who knew they had such good artists over there! And least but definitely the least of the last before the past of coming before the best, my favorite visually-challenged funny pony of observational humor inclinations (I used a dictionary!): [colour=#00ff00]BlindJester[/colour]!

    How does she even do that if she can't see? Is she come kind of art gypsy?! My peepers work and I still can't draw that well!
    Alrighty ponies! What's a birthday without a party?! Come on, shake your hoof thangs and wish [colour=#008080]Cat Napper[/colour] a super fantastihappimagical birthday! If you have gifts too, leave them in the comment section
    [colour=#ee82ee]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]
    [colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]
    [colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]
    [colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]
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