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YourLittleBrony

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  1. YourLittleBrony
    The things that go on inside a restaurant hostess's mind, I.e. a typical shift.
     
    "Why didnt you call ahead."
     
    "No, I CANT seat you there!"
     
    "When are you leaving I need this table."
     
    "Are you seriously telling me you need a table meant for 6 people when there is only 2 of you?!"
     
    "Stop seating yourself you are confusing everybody!"
     
    "Why didnt you call ahead???"
     
    "Its not my fault your table went to somebody else.  I texted you twice saying your table was ready. You chose to take your sweet time getting back!"
     
    "You've been here for 2 hours its time to leave"
     
    "Unless you wanna be served by a ghost you're not being sat in the closed section."
     
    "PLEASE go to the bar! PLEEEEEEEEASE"
     
    "CALL AHEAD OR ELSE I WILL BEAT YOU AND ALL 20 OF YOU"
     
    "I JUST CLEANED A TABLE SO IT WOULD BE READY FOR YOU WHAT YOU MEAN YOU WANNA SIT ELSEWHERE"
     
    "No if I seat you there Im double seating and the server will have my head on a pike for doubleseating in her section"
     
    "YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS TABLE FOR 4 HOURS WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING"
     
    "You are not the only party of 12 who decided not to call ahead on a Saturday night.  Now either wait 4 hours for a table or leave." 
     
    "EXCUSE YOU WHO SAID YOU COULD SIT THERE DID I TELL YOU YOU COULD SIT THERE?!"
     
    "Im so hungry... I wonder if there's any dead food in the back to pick at..."
     
    "Asking me about your 1 HOUR WAIT TIME will not make your 1 HOUR WAIT TIME go any faster now vanish from my host stand."
     
    "Im sorry you're upset that you and your party of 10 have to wait 2 hours for a table.  There are 3 large parties ahead of you and two of them didnt call ahead just like you didnt call ahead, and there's no server who isnt already swamped that can serve you without being a miserable wreck all night. You are free to leave us your number so we can call you at a later time when a table actually is ready.  And if you arrive within 10 minutes, we can seat you instead of giving your table to someone else.  Until then, GET OUT MY FACE."
     
    "If you wanna camp do it in the woods not in the restaurant!  LEAVE NOW OR GET THE HOSE"
     
  2. YourLittleBrony
    Just reminiscing about gym class. Don't take it too seriously. Its 95% laughs, 5% crying.
    Climbing a rope is stupid.
    Gym class stopped being fun after 5th grade. Then it just became a nightmare.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE CRUEL JUDGMENTAL AND HORMONAL TEENAGERS?!
    I hate running.
    I swear, there must be something in the ball that makes it want to come at my face EVERY SINGLE TIME.
    Climbing a cargo net is also stupid.
    Our justice system should adopt Dodgeball as capitol punishment. They can just hire any big and burly high schooler as the executioners!
    What purpose is that butt scooter for?
    The mile run was invented by people who hate children and want to make them suffer!
    Seriously the mile run is so unforgivably evil Im mentioning it twice!
    Is the President even going to look at the results of the fitness test he supposedly came up with?!
    I hate push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups and every activity that contains the word "up".
    God I miss the parachute.
    If it were up to me, it would not only rain endlessly outside on gym class day, but it would also rain endlessly inside the gym!
    I love how Im being expected to do the high jump flawlessly despite never have done one before or made any sort of preparation for it.
    Please don't compare me to the most athletic kid in class. The kid is like in every athletic program in the school and I consider it a good day if I can do one push up.
    Dangit! I can't use the excuse "I have cramps" since I already used that excuse earlier this month! IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE
  3. YourLittleBrony
    ~I need to cosplay EVERY character in this show.
    ~HOW...MAKE...WORK...SEWING MACHINE?!
    ~Good grief I can barely put this on without needing two extra arms.
    ~Dont rip dont rip dont rip dont rip suck in that gut dont rip dont rip dont rip think skinny thoughts dont rip dont rip
    ~Hey can I borrow like everything in your room? It's for cosplay.
    ~Hey don't throw that out! You think it's trash, but I can probably use it for cosplay.
    ~MORE COUPONS AND FREE SHIPPING AND 50% OFF EVERYTHING OMG PRAISE TO THE CON GODS
    ~(insert unforgivable swearing and rage due to being burnt with the glue gun)
    ~Holy cheese the con is just a month away! Better start the countdown!
    ~Clearly a demon has possessed my wig. What else could explain this...rat nest?!
    ~I need to work on my cosplay but I have no money...*goes into the sad corner*
    ~PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A TUTORIAL FOR THIS
    ~DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THOSE SCISSORS THEY ARE JUST FOR FABRIC AND NOTHING ELSE
    ~Wonderful. A day until the con and all my wig caps just decided to become missing. Someone must hate me.
    ~We need to go to the thrift store again!
    ~Im out of spray paint...*goes into the sad corner*
    ~(insert even more unforgivable swearing and rage due to being burnt by the glue gun again)
    ~ALL I NEED IS ONE SAFETY PIN JUST ONE OH DEAR GOD THERE HAS TO BE ONE AROUND HERE!!!!
    ~Dangit. I need to spray paint today but it's too windy to do it outside. Oh well, time to fume up the house again!
    ~HEEELP IM STUCK IN MY COSTUME AGAIN AND I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM
    ~What in the world was I thinking I look stupid in this
    ~HOLY CHEESE I LOOK AWESOME IN THIS
    ~Oh no I dont plan on sleeping during con weekend. Im just going to hibernate a few days before it!
    ~Hey if I wear this outside do you think people will look at me like Im crazy? Yes? Sweet!
    ~Are you coming down with something? Oh you have a cold? UGH DONT TOUCH ME I CANT GET SICK I HAVE A CON TO GO TO THIS WEEK
  4. YourLittleBrony
    Last week, my neighbor's house was on fire. The fire had apparently been smoldering on the old wood and fireproofing inside their ceiling. And they didnt know. It had been smoldering for days, weeks, maybe even months. And they didnt know. One night, one of their family member's noted the power suddenly went out and smelled smoke. They high-tailed it out of there. If he hadnt noticed those odd occurrences and was asleep with the rest of family, they would more than likely not be alive today. The firemen told them that so much as 5 minutes could've gone by and the house would have went up in flames. 5 minutes.
    Today I saw the damage. It seemed to have been concentrated in the bathroom ceiling and the young granddaughter's ceiling in her room. It was not pretty. The wood looked as though it had been burning for ages. I just couldnt believe that they were living in the house while a small fire was smouldering the insides of the ceiling. They couldnt believe it! It was just amazing that they were able to get out just in time with their lives. Just 5 minutes more, and they could have lost their lives. The house has very old wiring that needs to be replaced, and it's very very expensive. Their house may be demolished. They're living with family for the time being, and are getting an apartment later. Although they have alot of work to do with clearing up the house and moving their things, no one was hurt and they're moving forward. Im extremely glad they're alright. They're dear friends and Im doing what I can to help them through this tough time.
    What's my point? Cherish each moment guys. Cherish what you have, but more importantly cherish those around you. Your family, your friends, everyone close to you. Life can make a dramatic turn for the worse in just a second! Even when you're at your lowest point, you're still on top when you have people who love you are looking out for you. You could lose everything in a snap. Everything. But, if you're still breathing and you have someone to help pick you up and brush you off, that's what counts.
  5. YourLittleBrony
    Despite being 24 years old, I think I finally feel like an official adult due to MY FIRST EVER JURY SUMMONS. Yayyyy...
    Im set to go in mid December and Im pretty nervous. Like, I dont know what to do with these sorts of things and I could never see myself as a juror. Im quiet, soft spoken and Im not really all that great when it comes to arguing. I hate being put on the spot and debating things. And I dont even like daytime court shows!
    I heard people say be extremely bias to get out of it, but I totally cant do that! Im not gonna lie since Im a bad liar and lying in court is a bad thing! Plus, Im not really bias against anything, Im extremely open minded. I have the time to be a juror, I just dont want to be put on some crazy murder, rape case. >.< I definitely have to give my uncle a ring, since apparently he LOVES this sort of stuff and jumps at the opportunity to get on the jury. I think he even was in a jury for a serious murder case in my state. Any advice to somewhat prepare me would be great advice. @_@
  6. YourLittleBrony
    Good grief. Its surreal going through all my pony art out and realizing just really how far I came along. I used to think what I drew about 2 years ago was alright, but looking at it now? I wouldnt even wipe my nose with it! Especially with my lastest piece that kept me up for about 4 hours after my usual bedtime. Im hoping it shows on Canterlot soon. x3
    Practice my friends! Practice. Im forced to draw practically something pony related for peeps at least a few times a week, so there's no shortage there which really helps me. Ive noticed that Ive gotten alot better, and the sky's the limit! I still try to push myself, try to come up with something new or go in a different direction. Just in some way try to get myself out of my comfort box. Practice all you new pony artists! Tutorials are great, but nothing beats just sitting down and drawing something one right after the other. (And really this applies to anyone in the art world. Drawing from life and doing it frequently.)
    And if you've got some idea in your head that needs to be seen, draw it right then and there! Do it while the creative juices are flowing heavy and the idea is beautifully fresh. It never helps me to come up with some crazy idea, not draw it right then and there and try to come back to it later. Its a lost opportunty on something that could have been really really awesome if you ask me. In my experience, not putting down an awesome idea immediately and only coming back to it later, the end result is mediocre.
    So draw draw draw! It'll take awhile until you get to a point where you can say, "whoa! I actually drew that? My god that looks so terrible!" Its an amazing thing to say really. You can clearly see that you've improved and capable of alot more. The sky's the limit!
  7. YourLittleBrony
    Sheesh just now I remember to create a blog after having been on this site for like 2 years almost. Warning, I ramble about stuff alot. Im probably not going to be very interesting nor will I expect people to listen to my discussions about nothing. (Irony alert? I honestly dont know) I'll update when I have silly thoughts in my head that'd I forget if I didnt write them down.
    On a fun note, I'll probably post pictures of convention adventures! As soon as I go through the ones in which my face doesnt look horrible.
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