((might make this open to get more people, what do you think?)) "That time is about thirty minutes!" High above the planet of Equestia looms a Vogon constuctor fleet. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on Vogon's, simply that they are the most calious, and stupideous beings in existence. Though they are not necessarily evil, they are bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callousand have as much sex appeal as a road accident. The Vogon fleet dragged itself closer to the planet, they were behind their painfully (though they would find it the closest Vogon equivelent to joyful) rigourous schedule to destroy Equestia to make way for an intergalactic gas station.